Sunday, March 14, 2010

Greeced Blightning

Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Do pay it. Don’t forget.

# posted by douchebag1
8:21 am March, 14 doucheywallnuts said...

The Greeks of ancient times must be rolling in their graves…From the land of Mt Olympus to the land of Mt Douche-us.

8:24 am March, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Welcome to my life.

8:30 am March, 14 Edvis said...

I wonder what happened to Linear after they disbanded…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Linear_band.jpg

9:10 am March, 14 douchevilla said...

my eyes..

9:15 am March, 14 baglanta said...

that video was filmed using the Scrotatic method…

9:37 am March, 14 DarkSock said...

The mighty Roman empire, which ruled the globe for a millennium: it rose, conquered, crested and then fell like the ruined soufflé of fate; collapsed so utterly that now only faint genetic echoes of their lost glory are the bent mouth-breathing preening spawn of the Shores of Jersey.

And much like western civilization is built upon the foundations of the legacy of Rome, the Roman empire was built upon and molded after the earlier civilization of Ancient Greece.

At least the Guidos can still point to branches of their family tree that are more human than flailing baboon.

But this video confirms that the Greeks…..well, their the dirt under that Roman foundation and the dirt has gotten septic.

This is why we should give every Greek a loaded handgun and a bottle of Ouzo. It’s for the best, really.

9:37 am March, 14 DarkSock said...

“they’re”….cock noodle.

9:46 am March, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

The late night gyro place back at UW always had on Greek music videos and this is about par for the course. The only thing better than hot chicks with douchebags is spiced lamb, hot chicks, and douchebags.

Hey boss, is there any way you can update the WordPress spell check dictionary? It’s kind of dumb that WordPress and douchebags come up as misspellings.

9:49 am March, 14 DarkSock said...

If singers were classical Greek columns then he’d be a Doric.

sorry…I guess only Croosh will get than one. And Baron, since he was there when they made the first Doric column.

9:50 am March, 14 DarkSock said...

“Come visit Greece for the stalkers…Stay for the Date Rape!”

10:10 am March, 14 Mr. White said...

In my original director’s cut of this video, the Super Soakers at the end were replaced with Tasers. And then Medusa and I took all the slutty office girls back to the Playpen to show them our Super Soakers.

10:13 am March, 14 Anonymous said...

Hey Dark Sock, I understand your desperation as you are a total nerd blogging all day besides living life and getting girls, but I think you d rather show some respect for the Greek civilization which inspired even the founding fathers of this nation. If you do not like the way things are in the western world then go to a shithole down in the middle east, have sex with some goats and leave us alone. That’s how we do it in Europe and the NE US. And you cannot judge a whole nation and people based on a music video. Loser.

10:30 am March, 14 Anonymous said...

Also, Dark Sock, I wonder weather your girlfriend was pounded by a Greek dude during her last vacation in Santorini or Mykonos or Crete island and that caused you to have so much hate for this country and its people. If not, I think you d rather try to get some Greek dick, that might change your view. Nerd.

10:36 am March, 14 Scroteophobic said...

I’d have rated him as Corinthian column. Blinged up and over dramatic bastardisation of a perfectly good idea.

As for Greek civilisation inspiring the modern age – bits of it did. Bits of it, not so much. Like everything in history it has good and bad things to balance up. This guy will be remembered as one of the bad bits. As is all the pederasty and thuggish populism.

For: Invented democracy.

Against: Young boys vigorously sodomised for philosophical reasons (Athens) or to toughen them up (Sparta).

For: Pioneered rational examination of the world around them.

Against: Couldn’t work together for more than a few years even if the alternative was destruction (Ionia).

10:40 am March, 14 Anonymous said...

Correct, Scroteophobic and Agreed. However you don’t say things like “This is why we should give every Greek a loaded handgun and a bottle of Ouzo. It’s for the best, really.” This is beyond the limits of joking. This is hating. And you can find many “For’s” and “Against”s for all cultures, not just the Greek culture. All that matters is trying to bring all the “For”s together to make something better. And not senselessly mocking a whole culture based on a music video and a bunch of scrotes which is a worldwide phenomenon.

10:52 am March, 14 Scroteophobic said...

@Anon 1040

FWIW I think Darksock was engaging in another Greek bequest to our civilisation – a bit of hyperbole. And before anyone says – I know that the Greeks did not invent rhetorical devices but they did a lot of codify and formalise them into something that could be taught well. As evinced by the fact that the Romans sent their sons to Greece to learn to speak well enough to operate in a democracy. By exaggerating the feelings this guy filled him with in this way he simultaneously expressed his distaste for the singer and tried to imply that Greece itself should try to stem the ‘bag tide lest other countries form snap judgements about them based on people like this. A lesson America knows too well after beaming images of douchebags around the world for years and then suddenly realising that people thought that this was what all Americans were like. I don’t think people often grasp the meaning behind the words of classically trained rhetoricians like the good Mr DarkSock – all they see is the peeing in equestrians and don’t deconstruct this to understand the deep and meaningful concepts he is expressing. After all who but him could put together such a wonderful piece on the tension between the bestial and sublime in modern relationships and hide it underneath a lexical layer of jelly dongs and dolphin cockks? His skills make me weep sometimes.

10:54 am March, 14 Scroteophobic said...

Damn… Extraneous “a lot of” in sentence two. I think that is down your drink in the great HCwDB comment thread drinking game.

10:58 am March, 14 Anonymous said...

If that was the case then understood. If he was serious he better check himself. Thanks for the profound interpretation, Scroteophobic

11:03 am March, 14 clam fist said...

These clips give me a headache.

11:15 am March, 14 ufo destroyers said...

Anons give me headaches and DarkSock makes me laugh. Especially for his boat captaining skills an what time of the year to fly to the land of the Yankee aggressors.

11:17 am March, 14 creature said...

Scata…. my Grecian Formula includes a shotgun

11:22 am March, 14 scrotum pole said...

Scroteophobic 10:52

Excellent Sir.

Also I’d like to add, many Greek historians believe that Socrates peed in a horse once.

11:22 am March, 14 creature said...

Anon… eat a turd wrapped in a grape leaf

11:27 am March, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

Darksock loves America and wants Greece to enjoy the same quality of life we enjoy here. The easiest way to do that is to give every citizen booze and a gun.

11:30 am March, 14 Anonymous said...

You are such a pitiful CREATURE to spend my time with you. Now go watch midget porn and masturbate, homo. And say hi to mom from me.

11:47 am March, 14 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

*whew*…just got finished masturbating to the midget donkey show with mom, she’s a handful lemme tell ya, and by handful I mean my tongue is sore from licking petrified walrus penis for thirteen hours…now I have to leave the safety of my parents basement to run and get some noodles…the hamster in my ass is hungry again.

11:52 am March, 14 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

…’cause we’re Greek like that.

12:04 pm March, 14 creature said...

homo… midget porn… mom… the rapier wit & originality of anon remains constant

12:07 pm March, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

Rapier, more like Rapey-er.

I need some coffee or booze or both.

12:07 pm March, 14 Not That Anon said...

@Anon: Unless you’re another one of his off-meds multiple personalities just posting for fun, you probably shouldn’t pick a fight with the ‘Sock. Hell, you should try picking a fight with Medusa instead, why don’t you.

But in a way you’re right.

#1 It’s great you hold him in such respect, as calling someone a Homo is indeed high praise, coming from a Greek.

#B: I think what he meant was more along the lines of “This is why we should give every Turk a loaded assault rifle, a plane ticket to Athens; and all the residents of Edirne their own arsenal of ICBMs. It’s for the best, really.” [how I read it, anyway]

#3: Awesome trying to dispel the douchebag stain by using Mykonos as a reference.

and#d: I went out with a Greek girl for awhile. And sorry to say; but officially all Greek men are mysogynistic douchebags named Costas. I believe it’s actually a law over there.

12:19 pm March, 14 Anonymous said...

You are a hating, xenophobic piece of trash, Not Than Anon, and you remain an invisible nerd killing time by making fun of people that fuck the girls of your dreams. Why don’t you try to visit Greece sometimes (and btw I am not Greek – I am Italian) and get acquainted with people there and then get a legitimate opinion. I bet the Greek girl you dated was dumped by the Greek man of her dreams and she was probably thinking of him while you had your tiny nerdy softy penis inside her. Of course most of you over here are a nerd-coalition trying to make fun of people that just live their lives the way they chose – right or wrong, its THEIR choice. Although I love this site and it is indeed very funny, sometimes I wonder where does all this hate against those people comes from…that is actually scary. Whatever man, if you think they should give Turks a handgun to do so, go over that Muslim shithole and do so. I bet you ll enjoy getting screwed by a filthy Turkish thug while eating kabob. And it’s not a matter of picking fights, its a matter of being reasonable before mocking a whole nation. Besides, the worldwide capital of douchebaggery is NJ…not Italy, not Greece, not Europe. So fuck you and die.

12:20 pm March, 14 creature said...

aww… anon is just sore from the double dong-fest at the Greek/American hall of brotherhood

12:25 pm March, 14 massengill said...

I’m going to the store for some Boboli

12:28 pm March, 14 Mr. White said...

I was once in a band called Tiny Nerdy Softy Penis. We rocked.

Sadly, we broke up because we spent too much time losing our shit over jokes made by strangers on humor sites on the internet. Tragic. We could have been the next Horse Pissers, or the next Lesbian Panic at the Prom.

12:33 pm March, 14 creature said...

can you get that at DairyQueen?

12:39 pm March, 14 scrotum pole said...

To be truly “nerdy”, wouldn’t a penis have to wear glasses?

Just Wondering

1:30 pm March, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mr. White 10:10

And they’re filled with urine.

@ Darksock 9:49

I got it. ‘Cause I use one for a dildo.

@ Not That Anon 12:07

Agh, I’m not up to snuff today. Daylight savings time and all, I’m down on my precious sleep time.

I’ve worked for Greeks and with Greeks. Alfalfa’s “He-Man Woman Hater’s Club” has nothing on those guys, holy crap. And this video is right on par–chase her, bully her and yell at her. Yup. Takes me back.

1:32 pm March, 14 Anonymous said...

All of this mean mouthing is making me feel like that week I was kicked out of my cult.

1:37 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

@ anon 10:13 am

Oh, that wasn’t me, it was Mr. White posing as me again. Yeah. That fuckker.

But you’re absolutely correct; one should never make blanket negative statements indicting an entire culture; as you say, “its a matter of being reasonable before mocking a whole nation”. Anyone that does that is a rectal belch.

Now; tell me more about “Muslim Shitholes”. I’m all ears, you hypocritical sputtering sphincter.

1:40 pm March, 14 Clam fist said...

When the cult takes you back in is when the real fun begins.

2:06 pm March, 14 Wedgie said...

I can’t wait to stock up my squirtgun armory.

Sweet.

2:23 pm March, 14 El Caganer said...

@ Darksock

Sputtering Sphincter was high on my list for new screen names. I never realized it could also be an insult.

I only abide one blanket negative…all guys named Ned are assholes.

2:35 pm March, 14 Bag That Ass Up said...

Interestingly, the Greek word for “mullet” is κέφαλος.

3:00 pm March, 14 massengill said...

@ Anon 10:13 and 10:30

If you’re not a troll, then clearly you’re Greek and offended. Relax. Take a few deep breaths. Go to the bathroom, untwist your panties and wash your face with some cold olive oil. Realize that you are in a comments section on a humor website: Get a sense of one, you half-literate fucking douche-nozzle.

3:08 pm March, 14 Justin said...

These are the people I see all the time in my neighborhood in Queens… Astoria greek-‘bags. Yucko.

3:20 pm March, 14 El Caganer said...

I pooped in a Greek salad.

3:36 pm March, 14 MILLS said...

The greek guy in this is basically sayin “hey malaki girl u wana take a look a my savoloy? go ahead is great! hey wa u meann no u khrazy girl! no wooomaan say no to meh! who the fuck are you?! you are nobaady womaan! u are stupid hairdresser!.. i hate ur face! “. Although of course there could be many possible inteperatations of what he could be saying id like to think it was something along those lines.

3:53 pm March, 14 Not That Other Anon Either said...

How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?

*wait for it*

WITH A CROWBAR!

HaHA!

*rimshot*

3:57 pm March, 14 Army of Douche-ness said...

As a young man of Greek abstraction, I have to say I am embarrassed by this video-this guys sucks ass- but not necessarily for the typically medterranean machismo chauvinism so much as* that his facial expression clearly shows to me that he’s actually 1. trying in general, and 2.is trying to be “pop” . I can respect an authetnically swarthy greek man, especially one who isnt trying to be like an american pop star and plays trasditional bouzouki tunes.

I have long believed that if you’re actually in the hot arid mediterranean climate yuo gotta give some sort of break to spanish, italian, greek, lebanese and other olive-skinned men for wearing their shirts un-opened as far down as they do, plus the slick-backed hair…we grow that hair naturally, uncontrollably and quickly and it rerally is that flippin hot out.

*and perhaps this makes me a douche-bag…and perhaps 2010 is the year where AoD strikes back and instead of bag-hunting, i’m becoming one to “get some” but i’m 100% convinced that mediterranean women love this display/chase from men because it seems they turn back around and say that nordic or germanic or average american men “cant handle” their fiery temperments or show their manliness enough to impress them, so the men have to…conversely, perhaps like Jersy where its not JUST DB’s and innocent hotts but DB’s and bleeths, the entire mediterranean is DB’s and Bleeths….or, maybe the mating rituals of very old countries should just be shown some respect and not criticized by boring and sexually frustrated/repressed puritanical americans.

but this guy does suck…

4:08 pm March, 14 Anonymous said...

@El Caganer: If you pooped in a Greek salad, finish the job and eat it

@Justin: How bout those guys in Queens? I know you want them but be kind to them and maybe you gonna get some.

@massengill: I guess you do not read my posts…I am not Greek, I am Italian with many Greek friends. However I m proud to be called Greek as well. What are you proud of, redneck piece of trash? The best thing you ve seen in your life is me fucking your mom in your mobile home just right outside

Mobile, Alabama. Loser.

@DarkSock: I was talking about CULTURES not shitholes. Obviously you are either 1) getting fucked by a muslim dude while reading the Koran or 2) you are yourself one of these sand gypsies. It’s easy to play the tough guy (for both of us) me as Anons and you as “Dark Sock” (which is a different form of anonymity) and try to get into a fight with words. But if you r a real man step off your fucking keyboard which is full of sperm from you masturbating over the latest releases of gay porn films and get a life. And then maybe you ll also get some pussy which you obviously crave.

I did not wanted this to get aggressive but mocking 15,000,000 people of Greek descent (including many of my friends) is just unreasonable, when the whole tristate area has even more population, full of those people you like to make fun of. Can’t you just mind your own business?

I m not gonna even bother to post anything again because I have more important things to do, but whatever, think about it nerds. Make a proper use of your time and stop being a waste of air.

4:10 pm March, 14 Euripidouche said...

i for one am glad that american porn inspired pizza delivery guy as a plot device has penetrated greek culture enough to be referenced as short hand in a greek music video…we are the world people, we are are the children, its time to pretend you don’t know how you’ll pay,and just start giving…..

btw i would google image search greek porn cliches, but frankly after my mudfall.com experience i’m a little bit bung shy.

4:14 pm March, 14 Army of Douche-ness said...

also, before anyone critcizes me for what I just said, I absolutely wear full-collared t-shirts as I have a thing about partial chest appearance…im either covered or shirtless…the men i’m defending are NOT this guy or his kin, i’m talkign about these guys, like my dad:

http://www.shutterpoint.com/photos/M/20060828_114137_Greece%20Greek%20men%20in%20cafe_view.jpg

http://www.explorecrete.com/mycrete/customs/greek-men.jpg

http://www.theeveryman.com/images/2004/em04p/GreekMen.jpg

http://www.jdleasure.com/greek/august2728/greekmen.JPG

4:15 pm March, 14 boone doggle said...

hell yeah! anon is crushing beav left and right! GET SOME!

i was once mistaken for a sand sculpter.

4:40 pm March, 14 MILLS said...

i admire anonymous’ attempt to convey italian-greek bortherhood fair enough afterall in canada particularly the woodbridge area of toronto most of the hot “ginas” there are either of either greek,italian or portoguese descent and also just to reiterate what was shown in the video greek girls are hot! id love to spread my houmas in their pitta bread anyday ya hear me?!

4:51 pm March, 14 Army of Douche-ness said...

see how she likes him in the end? “a story like that’s gotta be true!”- Kramer

5:13 pm March, 14 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Hey, Anon…

Take your stupid WOP ass down the shore and drown yourself in a sea of Axe Body Spray.

5:53 pm March, 14 rico said...

no one else recognizes this is really Gerardo staging his grand comeback? Greece is the last place he hasn’t tried yet.

6:04 pm March, 14 Steve L. said...

looks like a former contestant on DB1’s show finally managed to pass that high school English class just so he can troll on this site.

yep yep. HCwDB’s mission is going places.

and i’m sure Anonyguido has better things to do. like popping a metric fuckton of cyanide pills or jumping off a bridge. trolling a bunch of nerds is just not worth it man.

6:47 pm March, 14 massengill said...

@ anon 4:08

You’re right, I didn’t read all of your posts. You’re Italian. Not just any old Italian, though. You’re a jabroni!

Kill yourself!

Love,

massengill

7:39 pm March, 14 flangblanger the shizzlemaster said...

Greeks are so-so. Some are great, a lot of them are a bunch of douchenozzles. Not as bad as Macedonians though. Fuck – now THOSE people have serious nationalist macho derangement scrambling their brains. Still, they all suck for one reason:

RETSINA.

Fuck that shit. It’s like drinking fucking Pine-Sol. It make Ouzo taste like ice cream.

7:52 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

My Big Fat Greek Whining

9:03 pm March, 14 Mr. White said...

My penis is so nerdy, I have a log scale tatted on it so I can use it as a slide rule.

9:23 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

My penis is so nerdy it speaks Klingon.

9:33 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

My penis is so softy I have to make a splint out of pencils and rubber bands before I can have sex.

9:55 pm March, 14 Crucial Head said...

Heh heh.

I think Anon was Pfah trolling in defense of his beloved Greek wife.

Who is VERY hot.

And I have plenty of CCTV surveillance footage to prove it.

10:17 pm March, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

^Hot Greek wife? Does that mean her mustache is fuller than his?

Or do her areolas cover just under half the surface area of her breasts?

Maybe it means that she’s not often mistaken for a black bear from behind.

Does her vagina not look like an overcooked pot roast that’s had an M80 inside it?

Maybe there’s a slight thinning of a hair as one eyebrow transitions to the other.

10:21 pm March, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Why do Greek men wear hats?

To know which end to wipe.

7:24 am March, 15 RAPETIME said...

I’ve been to Athens. My God, what a shithole. It’s the Tijuana of Europe, donkey show and all. Talk about a people with zero dignity.

We should take the ruins apart piece by piece and put them out by Havasu just like that guy did with the bridge, and then nuke Greece from orbit. It’s the only way to make sure.

7:47 am March, 15 El Caganer said...

I pooped in another Greek salad.

7:59 am March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ JD 10:17

Oh, no. I will attest to that. Mrs. Pfah is SMOKING hot. Pfah left this site because I was cyberstalking his wife and it was causing problems.

I’m kidding.

About the ‘it was causing problems’ part.

9:04 am March, 15 anonymous said...

no wonder greece is in the shitter right now…everyones too busy having bikini squirt gun fights and nobody is getting their pizzas.

9:18 am March, 15 Anonymous said...

Hey RAPETIME, you wanna play the tough guy on a thread and nuke Greece? Come down in Austin Texas and I ll show you how its dun motherfucker. You better show some respect for this country fucking redneck with a tiny dick. Your mom blows my hard cock everyday and she kiss you in the morning with her lips full of my jism. Who do you think you are? You know what? Never go back to Greece again, they don’t need you fucking idiot. You are a piece of dirt and you polluted the Greek air by being there. Fuck you and die and then feel me fucking your mom and your sister on your grave. Son of a bitch. And if you have been to Athens, u better go to the Greek islands as well, that’s where the real beauty is. You filthy arrogant and ignorant bitch. You OWE Greece the foundations of the Western thought and the foundations of modern science. If it wasn’t for Ancient Greece, Athens and Sparta, Europe would be dominated by eastern filthy Persians and you d be bowing your ass down to Allah in front of a black meteorite. You should not even be breathing now. Be a man, you freaking pussy and come down to Austin to check me out. Die.

9:23 am March, 15 fuckcanada said...

A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room

service for some pepper.

“Black pepper, or white pepper?” Asked the concierge.

“Toilette pepper!” Yelled the Quebecer.

Fuck you all Canadians for trashing Greece. Queers.

9:43 am March, 15 Not That Anon said...

Actually, Chinese, Arab, & Persian scholars have added a lot to science by way of sharing their studies with travelers, traders, conquerors, etc. One of them for example, was the camera obscura, which was invented by Abu Ali Al-Hasan Ibn al-Haitham in what is now Iraq.

Even the Archimedes Screw (yes, you may go ahead and laugh now, Crucial Head & DarkSock) may have earlier been found in some form doing irrigation in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

It’s unfortunately easy for so many Greeks to take credit for technology whose real invention predates their popularization of it.

But, whatever…

Note: Though, according to History Channel International’s special on Sodom and Gomorrah, the Greeks Did invent Pederasty; so at least you have that.

9:54 am March, 15 NotNotThatAnon said...

Hey NotThan Anon why don’t you open a history book and read the admiration that the founding fathers of this great nation (which is of course not represented by a bunch of losers, haters, blogging nerds like you) had for ancient Greek ideals. The fact that so many Americans joined the struggle

against Turkey for Greek independence, the architecture of the buildings in DC (even the White House). Even President Obama recognizes the contribution:

All those famous Greek Americans contributing and enriching the U.S. culture. Why don’t you simply read a book instead just watching a couple of documentaries which like to emphasize on the “spicy” sides. Are you educated at all or you have just been blogging for your whole miserable life? Do you get any pussy? I know prostitution is illegal in many parts of the U.S. but you could in principle go to Las Vegas and get laid, so maybe that will clean up your brain. What your ignorant ass knows is what the TV and the media show without having many experiences around real Greek people, around the Greek islands and ruins and around serious academicians who can tell you serious stuff about Greek history. It is easy to try to mock and minimize a culture that YOU D NEVER have the honor to be a part of as you can only trace your roots in the tree-climbing, filthy cavemen of pre-medieval Europe (if you can trace any roots at all, as you are probably a mix of shit from allover Europe and the world), when Greece and Rome were shining as the centers of world civilization (The U.S. of the ancient times). Read a book, communicate with real Greeks and feel the beauty of the Greek islands and then talk. Otherwise die asap, you occupy space which is needed for real people, you pussy.

10:03 am March, 15 Mr. White said...

Not That Anon @9:43 makes a good point. A lot of mathematical concepts that Greeks get credit for was actually discovered by the “filthy Persians” our rage-aholic anon references. Most scholars agree that some from of the Pythagorean theorem was known and used as much as 1,000 years before Pythagoras either re-discovered it or, as some scholars argue, copied it from Indian mathematicians and presented it as his own. And another “filthy Persian,” Al Khwarizmi, is credited with the invention, or at least the first formalization of algebra, and his name is the root of the word “algorithm.” Even then, Al Khwarizmi based a lot of his work on Babylonian and Indian mathematics.

This is all to say, Crazy Anon, that your incoherent argument would be greatly strengthened by (a) adding in more facts, and (b) subtracting the vitriol you express toward those of Persian and Arabic descent. (See what I did there? I tied it all back to math by suggesting addition and subtraction. That’s how my nerdy softy penis rolls, yo.) Because defending one culture while spewing bile toward another basically makes you look like the ignorant, racist asshat that you proclaim everyone else is.

10:12 am March, 15 NotNotThatAnon said...

I like a big Genoa salami in my ass while my buddies blast their “Greek yogurt” all over my face. I can’t wait until Fiats become widely available in the US because I want to support my motherland by driving a car that needs a tune-up every 200 miles and I can’t afford a Ferrari.

11:06 am March, 15 Army of DOuche-ness said...

Re: As a young man of Greek abstraction, the anons arguing for Greece in this thread are not helping prove that while we’re a proud people of proud heritage, we also can 1. take a joke and 2. argue with class.

Army of Douche-ness

11:09 am March, 15 Army of DOuche-ness said...

also, the old school beef of Greeks vs Turks aside, my experience in there’s a pan-olivism than expands not just between Italians and Greeks but also into the Arabic world. Pulling your culture up by putting another’s down doesn’t really ake yours look so good.

Anons, you’re being bad Greeks. If you were actually proud of your heritage, you’d take it all this with a stiff upper lip (because you know the others just don’t “get it” and it’s their loss).

AoD

11:15 am March, 15 Army of DOuche-ness said...

actually, final thought: everyone in this argument sucks for making this about greek people vs. pop culture/music.

This video just as easily could have been an American pop star (and in fact, i’ve seen some).

Pop culture is the enemy here.

You’ve all missed the point.

Army of Douche-ness

11:19 am March, 15 NotNotThatAnon said...

Good point Army of Douche-ness, but you NEVER say things like “nuke Greece” or minimize everything offered by this culture. The vast majority of people do recognize the contribution of ancient Greek and Roman culture to modern western civilization. Those mean comments deserve a mean response otherwise it is left in the hands of a few bloggers to mock a whole country in a main-stream webpage without any resistance. Jokes are okay of course and I take them, cruel/mean and dirty comments about a whole culture are not accepted by a bunch of internet monkeys.

11:27 am March, 15 Army of DOuche-ness said...

actually good point on that- NO country or group of people deserves to be nuked, saying that is douchey.

11:57 am March, 15 Deltus said...

The Force is strong with that one. And by “Force” I of course mean “smell of Eurodouche Greekpud poo”.

12:50 pm March, 15 NotNotThatAnon said...

Actually, I have reconsidered and I think a bunch of internet monkeys would accept cruel/mean and dirty comments about a whole culture.

10:27 pm March, 15 YetAnotherAnon said...

I am none of the previous anons and I think the above series of comments is the nadir of HCwDB. I come to this site for a laugh at the expense of douche bags not to read rancorous racist remarks (I can go to other sites if I ever have that need). Some of the comments — even from regulars I held in high regard for their wit — are just dripping with bile and venom directed against entire ethnicities and nationalities. If the comments were intended to be humorous then they fell flat. Bad jokes or North American provincialism — it doesn’t matter, either way the above comments are awful.

On a technical note. Although Ground Zero for the Grieco Virus appears to be somewhere in the USA, doucheness is cross-cultural and doesn’t discriminate.

12:51 am March, 16 Peter Dragon said...

Ok, so I just glanced at the previous posts but it seems that no-one has commented on what has to be the world’s biggest pearl necklace……..on pizza delivery guy.

And having been to Athens, I can confirm that it truly is a shit-hole of epic proportions.

5:46 am March, 16 Fatness said...

That’s a shame, because it used to be a nice college town that produced some wicked rock bands at one time.

12:00 pm March, 16 Tits McGee said...

Hol-E-Shit… there a racewar going on in here?

Just wanted to throw in some mad fresh stinkin’ props to DB1 for the Trial of Socrates reference…

Dennis Miller-esque.

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