Tuesday, March 9, 2010

HCwDB Back Up and Revvin’

This is not yet the fully new HCwDB. I’m still doing bouncy fix/patch/code things. But we’re getting there.

It’s a simulation of an echo of a mystery in a riddle.

As such, I’ll hold off on the HCwDB of the Month until Monday as I figure out the new virtual car I’m here drivin’.

However, updates begin again today, so get yer mock on. If you haven’t yet registered through WordPress, it’s as easy as ‘bag hang gesture #153!

EDIT: And you may be wondering why no hot chick, only uberdouche, in this pic? Much like the site itself right now, this pic is incomplete in terms of Hottie/Douchey aesthetic. Therefore it’s a thematic metaphor of incompleteness. Absence. Negative space. Sort of like how Joyce and Borges transformed the fictive realm through subjectivity, we comment on the incomplete Hottie/Douchey realm with lack of suckle thigh.

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8:37 am March, 9 Mr. White said...

Damn it! Mr. White is already taken in damn Gravatar. I now open it to you, the regulars, to make suggestions for my new name.

I feel violated. And sad.

8:46 am March, 9 Flyteeth said...

GODO THING NOBODYTOOK MY FUCEN NAME!

8:46 am March, 9 Southern Scrotic said...

Test, test, test.

Testes.

Is this on?

8:53 am March, 9 Scroteophobic said...

@Mr White
That is just fuccen rude. No way will I be able to get used to you having a new handle. How about Mr Continuum? Mr Achromic? Mr Albescent? Or a change of theme. Mr Phorcys (so you can add the frisson on mythological incest to your dungeon romps).

8:54 am March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

(dammit, I can’t log in for some reason…)

@ Mr. White:

How ’bout “Mr. Porchbeef”?

…”The VAG-BLAMinator”?

…or “The Mighty Corpuscle”?

8:54 am March, 9 boone doggle said...

douche doosh dewsh…where’s the hot chick?

8:55 am March, 9 boone doggle said...

testes?

9:01 am March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

Soo… wait? WordPress doesn’t remember me registering a username and password yesterday???

Not f*cking cool, WordPress. I’ll bet you’re like the roommate who brings out my porn collection whenever I bring a new girl home, huh? Yeah, you probably wash your junk with my facial soap and leave the little nasty hairs on it for me, too.

I will so make you my beeyotch–once I figure this sh*t out, that is…

9:06 am March, 9 melvil.duchi said...

is this thing on?

9:09 am March, 9 shawk said...

Nice and fresh. Kind of like a freshly mopped subway car.

9:10 am March, 9 melvil.duchi said...

second test

9:11 am March, 9 Deltus said...

Where the hell do we register our names??

9:23 am March, 9 mr. magoo said...

can you make the font any smaller?

9:23 am March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

..test?..

9:24 am March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

DAMMIT!

9:28 am March, 9 RAPETIME said...

This is interesting. I’m reserving judgment.

9:48 am March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

Okay, so it’s not quite my bitch. But for now, that’s what I’m sayin’ when it’s out of earshot…

9:56 am March, 9 test said...

test

9:57 am March, 9 Cleopatra said...

Hello?

10:02 am March, 9 Maxim Kovalenko said...

Testing…Good to see this place uppish and stable again.

10:05 am March, 9 massengill said...

@ Mr. White

Mr. Not-Black?
Monsieur Blanc?
Señor Blanco?

10:11 am March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

More suggested names for the blogger formerly known as Mr. White:

Chester McDonaldson
Tennyson Longwood, III
Nolan D. Phlegmire, Esq.

…clearly, I either need to (a) stop drinking, or (b) drink a lot more than I currently am.

10:21 am March, 9 Bagnonymous said...

…Cat Dancer?

Stoolio?

Pragmatic Fornication Machine…?

10:32 am March, 9 Johnny Come Douchey said...

new douche in town

10:33 am March, 9 Johnny Come Douchey said...

hmmm

10:54 am March, 9 Crucial Head said...

@Mr. White

Mr. Ition (micturition)
Walter Sports
Pisster White
Laundry Gimp
Bullet Teeth LaVolta

11:05 am March, 9 Baleen said...

test

11:42 am March, 9 euripidouche said...

lots a chicks in the pic, just none i would do sober

12:06 pm March, 9 flytits said...

nobody wants flytteeths damned name. everybody know his credit is bad…he has to order pizza in the baby’s name

12:34 pm March, 9 Scroteophobic said...

The mathematician formerly known as White?
Mr Badass?
Gordon Shawer?
Buttpeein?
Mr Magnolia?

1:24 pm March, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

RE Flytits 12:06
I’m sorry, Flyteeth, but that was kind of funny.

@ Mr. White
I gave you a new name last night in the basement, remember? …You know what, on second thought, let’s not use that name in here.

How about Mr. Pink?

I couldn’t resist, sorry.

1:26 pm March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White

Maybe you could try:

The Amazingly Bad Ass Mr. White

Mr. White B.A.

Romper Bomper Stomper Boo

Mr. Micturator

I Peed in a Butt Once

Playpens R Us

Poisson

LaPlace

Euler

Newton

Bernoulli

Poincare’

(Insert fave mathematician here)

Tampon String Theory

I admit, I’m at a loss. Hunt down the little fucker who has it and rip their balls off/forcefully remove their ovaries. Bummer.

1:31 pm March, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m actually kinda liking being able to go to the top of the comments and see the pic again. Substance abuse robbed me of my shirt-term memory and I’m afraid it’s never returned.

Why is there a goat next to me right now?

1:32 pm March, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ That would be short term. It also destroys one’s ability to type, apparently.

2:11 pm March, 9 Old School Conservative said...

check one two three

2:12 pm March, 9 Nightman said...

oh fo sho

6:09 pm March, 9 Wheezer said...

EDIT: And you may be wondering why no hot chick, only uberdouche, in this pic?

Of course, we’ll accept extra helpings of ass pear this Friday to help with the transition.

7:27 pm March, 9 Blobfish said...

After Sindi’s girlfriends left the party, all she could think of doin’ wit’ da’ boys was setting up her camera atop Dad’s Lazy Boy for delayed shots… from 2am -5.

10:55 pm March, 9 Euripidouche said...

Mr. white, you could, go the foreign language route, say ginoo puti in filipino, or perhaps herra do senhor in portuguese. or you could go with any number of anagrams from he remits wit, to mesh wire tit, to theist we rim, to heir wet mist to wetter him is….

12:07 am March, 10 dblpits2teste said...

As a west coast bag hunter, all I can say is wow! I thought this was a mythical species, like sasquatch. But here is photographic evidence. Although hair samples were probably not collected due to ritual chest shaving and mane solidification.

12:22 am March, 10 Whoop-di-douche said...

We’re used to CHOAD overload around here; bring ’em on as long as you reward with AssPear on Friday.

2:08 am March, 10 Steve L. said...

seeing this pic when HCwDB is transitioning away from Blogger is like running over a small dead animal when you’re driving on 2 feet of mud.

but hey, you’ll become a very skilled driver.

9:54 am March, 10 Professor Dumbledouche said...

Awwww. I’ll bet she thought she was the hot-chick-by-default.

11:03 am March, 10 StudSupreme said...

This pic of the Scrote Mafia provides clear justification for the invention of Neutron weaponry.

11:04 am March, 10 Richard Cranium said...

Re: Mr. White’s new handle – I would suggest a consultation with the oracle that is FLTYEETH. I think something like MJISTRE FUCCEN WHIET might be suitable.

8:10 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ TAFKA Mr. White

I have the perfect name: The Mentaculus

12:55 pm March, 18 cam girlfriend said...

Hiya, i’ve been browsing around your site and it looks really good. I’m building a family blog and struggling to make it look good. How hard was it to make your home page? Could someone like me, a noob do this? I always wanna to create something like this. Just wanna let you know your home page seem broken when I browse using Blackberry.

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