HCwDB Back Up and Revvin’
This is not yet the fully new HCwDB. I’m still doing bouncy fix/patch/code things. But we’re getting there.
It’s a simulation of an echo of a mystery in a riddle.
As such, I’ll hold off on the HCwDB of the Month until Monday as I figure out the new virtual car I’m here drivin’.
However, updates begin again today, so get yer mock on. If you haven’t yet registered through WordPress, it’s as easy as ‘bag hang gesture #153!
EDIT: And you may be wondering why no hot chick, only uberdouche, in this pic? Much like the site itself right now, this pic is incomplete in terms of Hottie/Douchey aesthetic. Therefore it’s a thematic metaphor of incompleteness. Absence. Negative space. Sort of like how Joyce and Borges transformed the fictive realm through subjectivity, we comment on the incomplete Hottie/Douchey realm with lack of suckle thigh.
Damn it! Mr. White is already taken in damn Gravatar. I now open it to you, the regulars, to make suggestions for my new name.
I feel violated. And sad.
GODO THING NOBODYTOOK MY FUCEN NAME!
Test, test, test.
Testes.
Is this on?
@Mr White
That is just fuccen rude. No way will I be able to get used to you having a new handle. How about Mr Continuum? Mr Achromic? Mr Albescent? Or a change of theme. Mr Phorcys (so you can add the frisson on mythological incest to your dungeon romps).
(dammit, I can’t log in for some reason…)
@ Mr. White:
How ’bout “Mr. Porchbeef”?
…”The VAG-BLAMinator”?
…or “The Mighty Corpuscle”?
douche doosh dewsh…where’s the hot chick?
testes?
Soo… wait? WordPress doesn’t remember me registering a username and password yesterday???
Not f*cking cool, WordPress. I’ll bet you’re like the roommate who brings out my porn collection whenever I bring a new girl home, huh? Yeah, you probably wash your junk with my facial soap and leave the little nasty hairs on it for me, too.
I will so make you my beeyotch–once I figure this sh*t out, that is…
is this thing on?
Nice and fresh. Kind of like a freshly mopped subway car.
second test
Where the hell do we register our names??
can you make the font any smaller?
..test?..
DAMMIT!
This is interesting. I’m reserving judgment.
Okay, so it’s not quite my bitch. But for now, that’s what I’m sayin’ when it’s out of earshot…
test
Hello?
Testing…Good to see this place uppish and stable again.
@ Mr. White
Mr. Not-Black?
Monsieur Blanc?
Señor Blanco?
More suggested names for the blogger formerly known as Mr. White:
Chester McDonaldson
Tennyson Longwood, III
Nolan D. Phlegmire, Esq.
…clearly, I either need to (a) stop drinking, or (b) drink a lot more than I currently am.
…Cat Dancer?
Stoolio?
Pragmatic Fornication Machine…?
new douche in town
hmmm
@Mr. White
Mr. Ition (micturition)
Walter Sports
Pisster White
Laundry Gimp
Bullet Teeth LaVolta
test
lots a chicks in the pic, just none i would do sober
nobody wants flytteeths damned name. everybody know his credit is bad…he has to order pizza in the baby’s name
The mathematician formerly known as White?
Mr Badass?
Gordon Shawer?
Buttpeein?
Mr Magnolia?
RE Flytits 12:06
I’m sorry, Flyteeth, but that was kind of funny.
@ Mr. White
I gave you a new name last night in the basement, remember? …You know what, on second thought, let’s not use that name in here.
How about Mr. Pink?
I couldn’t resist, sorry.
@ Mr. White
Maybe you could try:
The Amazingly Bad Ass Mr. White
Mr. White B.A.
Romper Bomper Stomper Boo
Mr. Micturator
I Peed in a Butt Once
Playpens R Us
Poisson
LaPlace
Euler
Newton
Bernoulli
Poincare’
(Insert fave mathematician here)
Tampon String Theory
I admit, I’m at a loss. Hunt down the little fucker who has it and rip their balls off/forcefully remove their ovaries. Bummer.
I’m actually kinda liking being able to go to the top of the comments and see the pic again. Substance abuse robbed me of my shirt-term memory and I’m afraid it’s never returned.
Why is there a goat next to me right now?
^ That would be short term. It also destroys one’s ability to type, apparently.
check one two three
oh fo sho
EDIT: And you may be wondering why no hot chick, only uberdouche, in this pic?
Of course, we’ll accept extra helpings of ass pear this Friday to help with the transition.
After Sindi’s girlfriends left the party, all she could think of doin’ wit’ da’ boys was setting up her camera atop Dad’s Lazy Boy for delayed shots… from 2am -5.
Mr. white, you could, go the foreign language route, say ginoo puti in filipino, or perhaps herra do senhor in portuguese. or you could go with any number of anagrams from he remits wit, to mesh wire tit, to theist we rim, to heir wet mist to wetter him is….
As a west coast bag hunter, all I can say is wow! I thought this was a mythical species, like sasquatch. But here is photographic evidence. Although hair samples were probably not collected due to ritual chest shaving and mane solidification.
We’re used to CHOAD overload around here; bring ’em on as long as you reward with AssPear on Friday.
seeing this pic when HCwDB is transitioning away from Blogger is like running over a small dead animal when you’re driving on 2 feet of mud.
but hey, you’ll become a very skilled driver.
Awwww. I’ll bet she thought she was the hot-chick-by-default.
This pic of the Scrote Mafia provides clear justification for the invention of Neutron weaponry.
Re: Mr. White’s new handle – I would suggest a consultation with the oracle that is FLTYEETH. I think something like MJISTRE FUCCEN WHIET might be suitable.
@ TAFKA Mr. White
I have the perfect name: The Mentaculus
Hiya, i’ve been browsing around your site and it looks really good. I’m building a family blog and struggling to make it look good. How hard was it to make your home page? Could someone like me, a noob do this? I always wanna to create something like this. Just wanna let you know your home page seem broken when I browse using Blackberry.