Thursday, March 25, 2010

HCwDB on Its Way


Looks like the server may have gone down due to a malicious attack by a disgruntled douche.

We’re still untangling the mess, but whether it was a pissed off ‘bag who couldn’t take the cultural mock he so richly deserved or not, the new server will be fully functional and online shortly.

In the meantime, keep your ‘bag hunting muscles in shape by taking on Tooly the Head here, and the glorious glories of drinkable Sherry and Brandy.

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11:31 pm March, 25 server error said...

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11:36 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

shiny dress makes me happy. That is all.

– 'Bagamemnon

11:39 pm March, 25 End the Haberdouchery said...

"The files are INSIDE the computer?!"

11:54 pm March, 25 Wedgie said...

It was those fuckers at Oily Taco, betcha a buck.

Sounds like the kind of thing a thieving third rate fuckstick shitstain would do.

Let's send 'em a nice case of fresh So Cal sardines, not packed in ice.

11:56 pm March, 25 Wedgie said...

BTW and pardon the disagreement, but this guy doesn't look too disgruntled.

In fact, he looks downright gruntled.

11:58 pm March, 25 Conflicting Edits said...

Welcome back, bitches!

12:18 am March, 26 Anonymous said...

Amy Fisher runnin' with a younger crowd.

and Elizabeth is just perfectly adorable. I bet the only thing that comes out her butt is strawberry sorbet. You go, adorable captain of the JV Girls Field Hockey Team!!

12:40 am March, 26 doucheywallnuts said...

Tooly the Head looks like he's struggling to attain puberty.

12:43 am March, 26 DoucheWeasel said...

Dude, you could have gone with GoDaddy and WordPress and be done with it, trouble-free, a week ago.

1:08 am March, 26 Wedgie said...

^Silly weasel.

1:41 am March, 26 El Caganer said...

I pooped on a server.

2:03 am March, 26 Cheesesock said...

An answer for all those who've been asking: What has Hayden Christensen been up to since the premiere of Star Wars: Episode 3?

3:43 am March, 26 DarkSock said...

It's Doc, I tell ya!

Sumbitch has The Boss crashing like a Kennedy!

We need to all start suckling on the fiery brown teat o' Momma Bourbon, Stat!

"BUT WHAT WILL THAT SOLVE, DARKSOCK?!?", you bleat?

"Indeed", I bray back at you.

7:47 am March, 26 Steve L. said...

blaming their own incompetence on other people.

buncha nerdy douchebags at GoDaddy Support.

just kidding. who'da thunk that douchebags are capable of such complex forms of retaliation?

4:13 pm March, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Make mine a double. Sherry and Brandy, please.

4:30 pm March, 26 Bob said...

Oh my, two slices of barely-legal hottness. I'm a dirty old man. He's mere douche-wannabe.

8:22 pm March, 26 shit-stained underpants said...

Allo all, i just jerked in the 2nd floor men's room thinkin' about woodland nymph pear, i'm going back for roun' two followed by 2 nips of Jim Beam and a long as drive home. See you in the median ocifer….

4:07 am March, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Dunno, seems like those ladies are robbin' the cradle here. Did he borrow his sister's shades? And why do I always get the feelin' that the Sacred Heart of Jesus is painted on an Ed Hardy tee?

Much confusion.

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