Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Herpy McFly

This whole remaking Back to the Future thing with a Jersey Shore vibe is just doomed to failure.

Oh Brunette Brenda.

How I weep quietly in your not-so-flaxen hair while you sleep, and then softly touch your boobie with my pinky. Until you awaken, and realize I didn’t leave the party with your other friends. And then you call our mutual friend Jenna, and complain that I’m annoying, and ask Jenna why I didn’t leave when everyone else left. And Jenna agrees I’m annoying. And then you and Jenna go out for mani/pedis.

# posted by douchebag1
9:44 am March, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Sweet merciful crap, if there was ever occasion for me to rampage with a chainsaw, this is it. Gaaaaaah. There isn’t anything NOT wrong with this pic. A perfect microcosm of bleccchhhh. Excuse me, I need to fire up the Stihl and get to work.

9:45 am March, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

The part of Doc Brown will be played by Dork Orange.

9:46 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

What’s with all the blurry pics lately? It’s like Bob Guccione came out of retirement and is trying to make “soft focus porn” all the rage again. Which I’m down with if the next photo of Brenda has her heels up behind her ears.

Of course the blurry image might make it look like she has a mongoose between her legs, but I’m down with that too.

9:46 am March, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s yelling in his hear, “HELLO, MCFLY!”

9:51 am March, 17 Bagnonymous said...

@ Medusa:

First it was Dicy and her naughty pajama-party with Lady Gwendolyn. Now there’s another ‘Baghuntress sporting a chainsaw? GodDAMN this is one sexy Wednesday!

9:53 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

1.21 giga-twats. 1.21 giga-twats! Great Scott!

9:59 am March, 17 boone doggle said...

oh what tightly woven bewbs we weave when first we practice douchocity….er something like that.

BOOBIES!

10:01 am March, 17 Doc Brown said...

SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE!

10:01 am March, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“He’s an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I’ll disown you. “

10:04 am March, 17 El Caganer said...

The hotts are here today. I want to rub cocoa butter all over that brunette hottie but my moniter just gets really blurry and is a bitch to clean. Good thing this pic gives me the same results.

10:15 am March, 17 Baleen said...

Here we see Brenda posing for a pic at Madame Tussauds. Herpy and the blond are the new wax representations of douche/bleeth coupling on display. Brenda’s working on her bachelors in psych at the community college. She still dates her high school sweetheart but is bi curious. She loves needlepoint and gives a mean hand job.

We can dream right?

Oh well, at least this unspoiled sexy brunette deserves a place in the Hall of Hott.

Me and the Jergens will be in the bathroom discussing our future. sigh.

10:19 am March, 17 Deltus said...

“I am your density… I mean, I am your destiny.”

“Why don’t you hatterz make like a tree, and get outta here?”

“And you bumped your head and that’s when you invented the Douche Capacitor, which is what makes ‘Bag Mocking possible…”

10:30 am March, 17 nona said...

Either she’s been given the slo-mag version of roofies, or Brenda is the retarded lovechild of Raquel Welch and Uncle Fester.

She still thinks the short bus was the shuttle to the gifted and talented program in grammar school.

Guaranteed, she will at some point in the future suck the gold-plating right off Larry Flynt’s wheelchair and promptly forget doing it.

She’s probably had that slightly bemused expression of, “Lolwut?” her entire life.

Best of luck sweetie.

10:38 am March, 17 scrotum pole said...

@ Mwdusa 9:44

Damn, I love a woman who knows quality German engineering.

10:40 am March, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like a near-sighted toad squinting at some food… Run FLYTEETH , RUN !!!!!!!!!!

I mean , fly, FLYTEETH, FLY !!!!!!!!!!!

10:44 am March, 17 Deltus said...

@Vin Douchal (10:40am) – Don’t you mean “Fly, RUNTEETH, FLY !!!!!”?

10:47 am March, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I can’t see her face, but I see sideboob. And isn’t that all that matters in life anyway?

10:57 am March, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Needles can be played by Bagpoleon.

The real question of course, is who’s going to play Biff?

11:13 am March, 17 Troll of the Reaper (T.O.R) said...

now this dude has style bro, yeah he’s a “cool dude”, or maybe he has “style” but no taste? or infact is he poor and trying to look like a rich celeb playboy? and do i really think he’s cool and got style or am i just being sarcastic? these questions are all rhetorical and we will never know the anser (<- how the monkey shit do you spell that?! i can spell rhetorical but not anser wtf?! i know theres a silent w somewhere in it but i cba to find out lol, stupid language, i think we should just communicate by number of punches and growls, that way the whole world could talk to each other without the language barrier gettin in the way, thats how tedious life can be haha)

p.s cn we all tlk in txt & internet spk plz? it much eazier nd nt so pretentious, cos i h8 the grammar nd spellin polis. rofl haha!

^WASTELAND LOL

11:33 am March, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Brunette Brenda looks like a young Carmen Electra

1:40 pm March, 17 toddjerad said...

Et tu douche- was going to post that myself. A young supple carmen electra before she was tainted with the smell of dennis and navaro.

7:45 pm March, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

That’s quite a B-rated photo: blonde, brunette, boobies, bonk-head. And buggers to trolls.

10:48 pm March, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Do you realize how big Blondie’s cans must be?

12:03 am March, 18 Steve L. said...

if only the blonde realized how close she was to securing a nomination spot to the 2010 Golden Globes award…

better not let her know.

6:00 am March, 18 Big Tony Ventresca said...

He has disturbingly large hands, freakishly large one might say. Could be lens foreshortening, but maybe not.

9:52 am March, 18 DarkSock said...

arse

12:09 am March, 19 Champy Malicious said...

Nice shirt. I wonder if he bedazzled it himself.

10:40 pm March, 21 Mark of the Douchebag said...

Is that a… lens flare?

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