Honorary Douchebags of the Month: The Hacks who Write "Holy Taco"
I never heard of “Holy Taco” until recently. Apparently it’s a “comedy” site run by something called Break.com. And by comedy site, I mean a festering pusball of shoe scraped rat puke wrapped in a diarrhetic cowpie.
In addition to running an entire “Douchebag Tournament” which, while clearly influenced by the Douchie Awards, offers these toiletstains at least plausible deniability, Holy Taco decided to stop subtly ripping HCwDB off, and just outright rip HCwDB off.
I’m used to this. Dozens of sites over the years have pulled the pics featured on my site and called it their own “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” section most without so much as a link back to my site. Everyone from The Dirty to the odious Ebaumsworld have pulled that crap.
But I would’ve let well enough alone, until the rhesus monkeys at Holy Taco responded to my Twitter about ripping me off with the following:
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holytaco: @JayLouis Thanks for finding fairly generic pictures on the internet and then claiming them as “yours”! We got our pics from google img srch
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Yeah 25 pics, all of which ran on my site in the last six weeks. But they found them on “Google Image Search.” All my pics are submissions, taintgarglers.
Have an honorary Douchebag of the Month, and good luck with your highly original and trailblazing “comedy” site. And may your future children be reamed by angry bulls. Asswipes.
Who would have thought a site named Holy Taco would ultimately end up as a pile of smelly shit?
Lol, did you notice the pics were all recent too? It’s like they literally just scrolled down the front page of this site and just stopped saving pics after they got 25 of them.
Serious douchebags. Never heard of ’em before, but guaranteed I won’t be visiting them. Ever.
So… Where are the boobies?
No fuccen Tarmal!
Suggest a name change: Oily Taco.
Redefining the term “slackers”, one stolen pic at a time.
Holy Taco for DB of the year – end of competition.
you really haven’t made it on the internet until ebaumsworld rips you off.
So this one time I got into some bad dorian fruit in Bangalore and I had a fever dream that I nearly never woke up from. See, I saw Shiva the Destroyer hovering above me in the form of (Insert Unlikeable Female Celebrity Here) and she was waving her ragged labia around like some kind of mutant hot pink octopus where half the arms are longer than the others, and in the corner was this hairy midget, I mean, wild man of Borneo hairy, and he was flamenco dancing and shaking his maracas in rhythm, and another midget in a hard hat crawled out of a giant tube of toothpaste and stuck an egg beater up my ass. And this whole time I was trying to do my income tax from 1998, but Frank Sinatra kept shouting the lyrics to Aqua’s Barbie song, and all I had was a non-photo blue mechanical pencil, and we all know how easy those fucking leads break… and then I had me a taco that was much better than this one.
I could really go for a pulled pork and onion taco now that I’ve got to thinking about it.
google img srch
Funny I just went to google, entered the image section and did a search for the term “hot chicks with douchebags” and none of those pics that they ripped straight off from you (which ran on this site over the last couple months) were on the first couple pages of results.
There were a couple that I recognize from here, and even a shot of Pumpy in mid boob grab, but none of the ones that they blatantly stole from you.
Fuck those guys and that nasty man Ann Coulter for fucking around with my university and cashing the cheque.
The university I went to a long and evil time ago. Is it time for drinks yet?
The intrawebs are so big that a lot of this stuff probably goes undetected. There isn’t enough time in the day to find all the places you’re getting boned, boss. However there is enough time in the day to google “I peed in a horse once” and follow the Darksock trail of comedy.
And, if you right click and look at the properties, they actually have “hcwdb.com” as the url where they stole the photos. Duh. At least d/l them and repost as Db1 does, you chuckleheads.
I WILLF IDN THESE FUCCEN TACO ASSWIPSES AND MAKE THEM CRY SALTY FUCCEN TEARS WHEN I RIP THEIRR FUCCEN BITCHWAD TONGUES OUT! THEY GE T MINUS 500 TARMAL POINTS AND BE FUC CNE ASURED THAT I KEEP TRAKC!@
I wonder if they would enjoy…A RAPING!
It’s what I specialize in, after all.
I, for one, am scared for these asshats once Lamp finds out about their shenanigans.
**clicks on**
I Hate The Whorey Taco
**clicks off**
As with most of the other cockk-wipe sites that have ripped off this most precious blog in the past, I had never even heard of Hooey Taco until they were linked to here. The Holy Triumvirate of websites I happen to visit on a daily basis are HCwDB, Ameritrade (where I cry my salty fuccen tears), and Fullyshavedgoats.com.
And after today, that is not going to change.
I’d get angry, but it’s just so sad. If the internet were prison, they’d be a bitch to the bitches.
Other “original projects” in development at Holy Taco:
– Two Dudes One Cup
– Is He Really Going Out With Her?
– Jaye Walking
– Two and a Half Guys, Two and a Half Cockks
– Buh Buh Booey’s Teckno Beever
– Bubba The Love Wetnap
– Gimp My Ride
– The Shallot
HOLYTACO = HORSEFUCKER. do we need a link for that?
Anon is right, a simple search on Google Images doesn’t show the pics they used until page 3, and there were plenty of pics with hotts and choad before then. None of which they used. Lame, Holy Taco, lame.
Hello, I enjoy your site. Do you mind if I steal some of your photos, comments, nicknames, etc. and use them on my site? I will, of course, not compensate you in any way or even give you props for coming up with the stuff.
Sounds like a great deal (for me), right?
Thanks very little,
Barney Wigglesworth
CEO
Holy Taco
PS: Please stop referring to my mother as “Plinky’s Mom”.
@Steve: Exactly what I thought when I read it too.
Sad and lazy.
If you want to do a douchebag post, try to be at least a little original, don’t just scan down the most recent 40 or so entries on someone’s site.
Heh, Google Image Search. Yeah. IF they somehow limited the search domain to ONLY the hcwdb site.
They could’ve gone to plenty of “Jerkwad’s Night Out” photo sites, or MySpace, and pulled down their very own collection.
Turds.
DB1 – there is only to handle this sad afront. Send lawyers, guns and money and fix their *ss*
In the mean time, please continue the quality Hott and crappy Douches so we denizens of the cubes can continue fight the battle against Douchebags and lusting over interweb Hotts.
break media sucks balls all the way around. that was too fucking blatant, you know the cum-dumpster-content-shoveler just didn’t give a fuck, probably some minimum wage slave who thinks this will be his break like the cheeseburger assholes. one guy makes money off that, and basically its a sweat shop for people with a high tolerance for people’s fucking cat pictures.
don’t the fucks who do those jobs realize that even if they get the brightest idea in the history of internet pissaroundery from the time they work there to about 3-5 years after they have signed away as a condition of employment, a good portion of the rights to develop and market any of their own shit….
the point is, bitch at the break media asshole, the dumbfuck who actually did it, is like screaming at the stupid fuck in the window handing you your milkshake…its still fucked, but if you worked how they worked, how much of a fuck would you give?
Admitting you did a Google image search for “hot chicks with douchebags” is still a blatant ripoff of http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
Holy Taco needs a Bernie-Madoff-prison beating.
WHOA!
HCwDB 2.0 has officially gone turbo.
this is too exciting for me to shat on Unholy Taco right now. i shall have to save that for later.
Did I just step through the rabbit hole, boss? That’s what I’m talkin about.
Time to start putting a watermark on your pics before you post them maybe?
Cool.
Another preview.
Bear with the new few hours kids, we’re finally live-
– Management
Even Frank Frazetta can’t imagine the steed I will ride through Holy Taco’s corporate office, nor the battleaxe I will swing to hew the heads from their TARMAL-stealing bodies.
This is some hot shit DB1…nice fuccen work! Post your PO Box so I can send a bottle of Nighttrain.
Much improved site. I like the new logo.
Lookin’ good boss!
Nice look, however do we have to use HTML to get breaks in the posts ( such as and ?
That front page is all one rambling, tough to read rant
Let’s see
Test
Test
Testes
Also , any delete or preview key on the way?
Color change attempt didn’t work.
Try font size change
Nope. Looks like limited HML stuff, eh?
I have to say the Euripidouche has a pretty fuccen sweet Avatar.
And Boatbutter continues to make me question my sexuality… but not in a gay way.
OK. How do I upload my picture? I am old and stupid as fuck. Please help!
I have a question for you genius types:
How do you get here after siging in at Word Press so’s I don’t have to type my name and e-mail every time?
Whomever answers this correctly will be paid with a video of Alice Eve’s boobies
They really need to beware the power of Lamp. I have a first hand account of Lamp’s vengeance.
Yesterday, I decided to remove the eight foot flourescent light fixture from the hall closet. It hasn’t worked since I owned the place. After removing the cover, I found someone had stipped all four mounting screws. I proceeded to curse the fixture and beat the f*ck out of it with a hammer. Lamp must of sensed this beating of his distant relative. The next thing I knew I had a four inch gash on the top of my head. It bled for an hour, and all I could think of is that..Lamp somehow knew.
Beware Holy Taco, vengeance will be his and it ain’t nothing to laugh at.