Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Thunderbags are Go!

We need to bring back the puppet show.

I’m serious. Wooden tactile analog talismans of human exaggeration would serve as parable for tales of morality, sin, redemption and stupid hair.

Enough with the CGI. Yes, Tron: Legacy looks like the shneebling. But I’m calling for a return to the analog. The puppet.

As in, Puppetchoad Theater, pictured here.

No more Avatars and Pixars. Bring back the real. Bring back the Benjaminian aura that may be replicated, but can never be reproduced.

# posted by douchebag1
10:02 am March, 16 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Douche’s shirt says: laid in the 80’s: so party on Wayne.

10:04 am March, 16 Deltus said...

She’s so infected, you can’t get near her. Man, it’s not often that the stench of poo from the Bleeth can compete with the same from the ‘bag. I salute that. And by salute, I mean lose my lunch.

10:05 am March, 16 Fatness said...

“We need to bring back the puppet show.”

And put Troy in charge.

10:07 am March, 16 Baleen said...

Her neck looks like Hulk Hogan’s bicep.

10:14 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I believe she’s demonstrating the method of how you can “pick her up”.

10:15 am March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dickface on the right is telling all future employers that he had “Grades in the 0’s. Good luck with that Chumley.

10:20 am March, 16 C. Malicious said...

Made in the 80s, stayed in the 80s.

And the pink tongue shows just how orange he really is.

10:31 am March, 16 Baleen said...

Maybe I’m old school but mixed drinks (for men) should either be a shade of brown or clear and/or bubbly. Not red, not pink, not green, not blue. I can judge a douche by his drink alone. Grey Goose is probably mixed in here being that it is shit vodka and virtually indistinguishable from well hooch. Order a Beam and a beer and grow the fuck up.

11:12 am March, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I believe I met Scruffy McBlowhawk at a Mountain Unicycle Weekend event in ’05. I took a wicked face plant that year when my axle snapped while pecking a monster rock!

11:13 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

M.in.the.80’s: “Dude, I’ve had like 3 glasses of Kool-Ade already. Is my tongue red yet?”

Photographer: “Um, no.. but I’ve seen a couple guys walk out of the bathroom with raspberry-red dicks. What ‘chu been doin’ man?”

11:14 am March, 16 Crosshair McDoucheson said...

When Pinocchichoads like these chat up a hott, his tongue gets longer, hair spikes taller, and dick gets smaller.

11:19 am March, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Maybe their drinking Vodka-Red Bulls with the German Red Bull.

11:22 am March, 16 anonymous said...

yes they’re douchebags but she’s not hot in any way. Don’t water down the site.

11:28 am March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

@ Db1

Your funniest metaphorical. Ever.

11:35 am March, 16 EL CAGANER said...

Bleh

11:51 am March, 16 jonezy said...

I’ve brought this up before, but does Lion-O’s orange-ness qualify as douche? He also has guyliner.

I figure give him the benefit of the doubt since he is from another planet, but still, he looks kind like the taller of the oompa-prompas, or a little bit Crosshair McJohnsolscrote

1:01 pm March, 16 Wheezer said...

Front says “Made in the 80’s” – back says “IQ in the 30’s.”

1:22 pm March, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Made in the 80’s…When Abortion was illegal in this state”

I’m sure puppets have more intelligence than these three. I’d love to see Troy kick the pine tar out of all of them.

2:26 pm March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Did I get all the man spunk off of my tongue?”

5:46 pm March, 16 Troy Tempest said...

I’ve been out working all day. Yarf.

I completely agree. Bring back the puppet shows. It’s a good thing. Us puppets are S.M.R.T.!

And MILFy Ginger here gives me a woody….

8:11 pm March, 16 DarkSock said...

You can actually SEE the bitten off end of the jelly dong still lodged in her gullet.

My kinda Gal…

8:38 pm March, 16 Steve L. said...

you’ve been… THUNDERBAGGED!

THUNDERBAAAGGED!

THUNDERBAGGED!

THUNDERBAAAGGED!

YEAH YEAH YEAH~

… sorry that was the first thing i thought of when i saw the word “thunderbags”.

Benjaminian aura? that’s way over my head.

6:01 am March, 18 my friends call me @$$hole said...

if i’ve said it before i’ve said it a hundred times,

GAY BAG DOES NOT COUNT!

there’s no hot chix in the photo either, none, i looked, and there’s two gay-bags and a busted old cougar…

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