Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Joey Lipps


Joey Lipps knew the ragin’ frat kegger wouldn’t be complete without his pink balloons.

Tina may be, like, so wasted. But the bustier is 19th Century class, so don’t forget it. Tina was a big fan of Sense & Sensibility in 5th grade.

And a special shout-out to RareAss Yellow Cup, who hasn’t been spotted in months.

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6:15 pm March, 30 Fatness said...

Just get that yellow laser sight down a couple of inches and pull the trigger.

6:16 pm March, 30 MoeDouche said...

Yes, Tina….Wait. Is that Bruce Jenner rubbing his nipples back there?

6:16 pm March, 30 Wheezer said...

Roommate Tim just woke up but couldn't quite make it into the frame. Joey's pissed, too.

"Come on, bro, I let you live here but I don't want you scarin' off all the poontang, man! Go back to bed or somethin'."

6:18 pm March, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Sweet jeebus she's busting out of that top–almost as much as Joey Lipps is busting out of the closet.

…BTW, is that a naked Jack Black in the background? I hope he rubs his sweaty armpit all over Joey's face.

6:23 pm March, 30 El Queso said...

Seann William Scott whiffs another photobomb!
Dude; next time get in front of the people!

6:28 pm March, 30 creature said...

I'm assuming that by pink balloons you meant booobies

6:29 pm March, 30 creature said...

& is that a Josey & the Pussycats poster on the back wall?

6:38 pm March, 30 Chad Kroeger is drunk said...

After a long day of searching for the Higgs Boson particle, Joey Lipps flew back to the frat from the Hadron Collider and found that he had send his yellow cup into the future in November. How did he get that job? Good times. And I mean petite girl with boobies. Is it wrong if I kick my wife out for weighing 700 pounds.

6:39 pm March, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His neck beads are almost as gay as he is.

6:42 pm March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

I can't tell them apart , is he Richard or Sal?

6:43 pm March, 30 Vin Douchal said...

@ Moe Douche:

Hilarious

6:45 pm March, 30 The Honorable Reverand Doctor Haywood Jablowme Esq. said...

Oh so it was a frat kegger…
Joey thought it was a fag kisser.

6:51 pm March, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This scene is perplexing on several different levels. The bow tie wearing Jack Black male stripper just adds to the unfathomableness of the yellow cup. I wouldn't be surprised if that cup if filled with ytterbium-174 Bose-Einstein condensate.

7:01 pm March, 30 Douchble Helix said...

Homina, homina, homina…

7:03 pm March, 30 Anonymous said...

Bruce Jenner's nipples. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.

There is still snow and my neighbours are cutting their damn lawns.

7:03 pm March, 30 Cybele said...

Yikes! Bearded hairy manimal with vestiges of modesty is cropped mid-scream- seriously disturbing!

7:15 pm March, 30 Anonymous said...

I think the pictures color is way off and its really a red cup
but shes all the right colors
hes crap with beads
nammer

7:17 pm March, 30 Mr. White said...

I'm confused about any party where the dress code seems to vary from shirtless to "didn't pass the smell test plus stupid beads" to Victorian(-ish) corset.

Although it makes the Lumberjack/Dungeon Mash-Up Parties that Medusa and I host seem much more reasonable by comparison. Tina should come to the next one.

7:33 pm March, 30 creature said...

Tina's wearing a plumber on her chest

7:35 pm March, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Oh, to be the ribbon around Tina's lucious neck, or perhaps the string holding her bodice together.

7:39 pm March, 30 doucheywallnuts said...

Not only is it a yellow cup, it's an undersized yellow cup…that's pretty pathetic.

Her nipples look like they must be in a weird location based on the position of her nortons.

7:47 pm March, 30 Troy Tempest said...

She is the first woman born without nipples. Boobs, but no nipples. For the "I'm horny effect" she'll glue pencil eraser nibs to her boobs in order to push out the shirt. but here in her boustier, she skipped the formalities and went right for the jugular: melons.

7:47 pm March, 30 Wedgie said...

I love bustieres; they should be required on all U.C. and Cal State campuses.

Fuck it, if my tax dollars have to subsidize something, I say it should be french underwear and 5" heels.

But that's just my opinion.

7:48 pm March, 30 Wedgie said...

BTW DB1, your web address is "Cannot Find Server" according to my toolbar.

That can't be good.

7:59 pm March, 30 Just Sayin' said...

I'd like to glue his lips to the space shuttle about two minutes before launch.

8:05 pm March, 30 Anonymous said...

That cup is not yellow. It's red with poor exposure from the flash.

8:13 pm March, 30 Mr. White said...

Much like the eyes of the hammerhead shark, her nipples are positioned so that they can see an almost-complete-360-degree field of view around her body. Nobody sneaks up on her. Or her boobs.

8:23 pm March, 30 Anonymous said...

I think Bruce Jenner is in her butthole. Can we have a rear view please?

8:31 pm March, 30 UFO Destroyers said...

You think she'll wear that to the Seder tonight? Elijah will definately show for that one.

8:52 pm March, 30 Ed Asner & Burt Reynolds said...

We would like to spray a huge load on the Mary Tyler Moore/ Sally Field hot with the underwear gang from yesterday. But not on the gang.

We would fly her nun and dick her van dyck in our dungeon for at least a week.

8:53 pm March, 30 Bob said...

Yes, Joey, you have two lips. You counted them correctly. No need to stick them out like that. Joey, the liquid in the cup is for drinking, not… Joey, don't spit in your own cup. You'd be punking yourself.

Yes, Tina, you have two lips, as well. What's that? Oh, you were counting boobies. Yes, you have two boobies. They are nice… Joey, don't ask Tina to take a sip of your drink, you spit in there. That's nast… Tina, DON'T DRINK IT! Just… *sigh*

Yes, Larry, you have boobies too. Just nipples though. No, there's no need to cover them up, you're… JOEY, STOP SPITTING IN YOUR DRINK!

8:57 pm March, 30 Business-Casual Douche said...

That cup is 'shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'shops in my time.

8:59 pm March, 30 El Caganer said...

Never trust someone with the yellow cup. Never. In most instances, they are named Ned.

10:12 pm March, 30 bigphatnotadouche said...

The Hott will be a porn star within 6 months. Bet your yellow cups on it.

11:02 pm March, 30 Douchie Howser, M.D. said...

I recommend a slow, methodical breast exam of young Fräulein Bier Mädchen.

Trust me: I'm a doctor.

11:09 pm March, 30 Wedgie said...

^Ahhh, wunderbar!

Auf wiedersehen.

11:26 pm March, 30 clam fist said...

Nice pic Dr. Howser

11:37 pm March, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mr. White 12:17

Holy crap, flannel and big beards make me so effin' horny. Especially when paired with engineer boots and leather codpieces.

I wonder if she has a nice personality.

No I don't.

12:25 am March, 31 Douchie Howser, M.D. said...

For Ms. Oblongata:

Lumberjack porn

12:55 am March, 31 Douchie Howser, M.D. said...

Also for Ms. Oblongata, and also for those not of the Lumberjack-Loving Persuasion:

Bustier-Straining Chesticles

1:32 am March, 31 Ojo Rojo said...

Got-damn those are some fat tits!

1:53 am March, 31 euripidouche said...

i'm sorry, but she is exactly what a dirty blonde should be…nipples? son where you're going, you aren't gonna need nipples. the tits are just there cause you'r gonna need something to hold on to, and you will need it in a hurrt, in fact, if she has no nipples at all, its probably because someone before you was reaching for something, anything to grab, and desperately ripped them off…and it didn't even stop her…

let that be your fair warning…

damn, i'd hit that….

3:24 am March, 31 Denny DelVecchio said...

That gentleman is the third best looking man in this photo.

Denny DelVecchio
yournewbadhabit.blogspot.com

3:26 am March, 31 DarkSock said...

At her father's wake Tina proudly displayed that although Her Dad had passed, his shaven ass lived on in as amsymbiotic chest graft to her sternum.

3:41 am March, 31 Thus Spake Zaradouchestra said...

What the fuck is in his hair?

Oh wait…who cares….TITS!

4:51 am March, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

RareAss Yellow Cup, always appearing in the presence of the equally rare yellow-bellied sapsucker that pecks holes in the pine trees of the Jersey shore.

Don't believe me? Go check out your Guide to the Birds of the Eastern US by Roger Torrey Peterson.

4:58 am March, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

…and as for the sexy girls of ktoberfest,
"Heidi, Heidi, HO!!"

5:37 am March, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Dr. Howser

Oh, my, thank you!!!

I find it a little ironic that they're playing John Philip Sousa's "Stars And Stripes Forever" over the Oktoberfest frauleins. If I were 5% more lesbian, I wouldn't have noticed. Damn.

8:46 am March, 31 Steve L. said...

for once, i can overlook Tina's waist and hip size.

i will probably regret saying that at a later time. but for now, i stare. and also, Joey Porsche laughs at Joey Lipps.

11:05 am March, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Tina for immediate Hall of Hott induction?

3:39 pm March, 31 Bob said...

Oh, she's nice and has a good rack, but I don't know about Hall Of Hott.

And @Medusa, I thought the song choice odd as well. Should've gone with an accordian-based polka.

7:25 pm March, 31 Douchble Helix said...

What does she lack?

She has huge titties that she likes to show off.

And she loves to fuck. Look what she did to poor ol' Bill Hader back there.

8:31 pm March, 31 shit-stained underpants said...

I can't decide who deserves to have their grill laced with a lumpy rope of man gravey worse, the hooker on left who i'm drilling sideways or the gay on the right who i caught sucking off my neighbor in the backyard when i let my dog out to pee

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