Thursday, March 11, 2010
King D says “Welcome, ‘Bag Hunters!”
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For those who missed legendary Hall of Scrote taintclown, King Douchuous the IV, welcoming us to the new site, here he is again, in all his spikey, semi-employed glory.
Mmmm… Holy Zebra Triangle. It suggests dark mysterious lands of adventure, fear and possible danger.
I’ll roll my hit dice and see what my saving throw is.
It appears to be Valtrex.
Oy, if the comments threads are still giving you problems, email me with what’s up at douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags. I should hire people to help me with this. Oh wait, I did. And they aren’t.
King D- don’t get your spikes too close to her inflatables. They could pop dude!
King D reminds me of Bowser. Bowser was a douche too.
But this is no princess peach.
Guess where this finger has been?
Ahhh, to experience the stripper herpes vector in its native environment. . . . It’s like seeing biological warfare agents in a glove box. Thank God for the glove box (HCwDB)!
Super. Aids. That is all.
I like to think she’s opening a Kill Bill style over-the-top can o’ WhoopAss on his sorry chin.
Couldn’t comment at all last night. Can I today?
@DB1,
I’ve got a lot of sympathy for ya, boss. Unfortunately I’ve got no skills to help you out, so I’ll just bitch like a little girl.
Couldn’t post last night when you asked about the pop-ups. Wanted to, but WordPress said “LOL, No”. Anyway, I’ve got no love for the current pop-up comments. It’s difficult to tell who’s writing what, with the avatars missing, attributions at the bottom, and no graphical delineations between comments. Missing the aforementioned skills, I don’t know if you can add functionality to the comments with add-ons, or if you have to go with the in-page comments to get the functionality you need. Either way, I feel your pain. Actually, I don’t; I’m just saying that so I won’t look like a dick for complaining.
Dark mysterious lands of adventure?
In this case, I suspect somebody to die in that jungle.
Oh, and I miss the avatars, and you can do threaded comments for wordpress
http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/comment-threading-is-here-plus-other-cool-comment-settings/ this article might be of help.
She is beautiful, and he is a cheesedick. Fuck you back, grease stain. WordPress sucks monkey nuts, but the surf is coming up and the sky is blue. Therefore, all is not lost. Fuccen guy!
She’s Bleeth, but I still want her. Which makes me cry on the inside.
Also, Boss? If you’d like help with the new site setup (HTML, CSS, WordPress) I have a lot of experience, and would be willing to pitch in and help, for a site that I love and visit a few times daily.
Oh my God! I feel actual pain from the fire she causes inside of me. I’d disappear into that triangle.
What Captain Bringdown said.
Everything is too jumbled here. And by jumbled, I mean what I’d do with the Zebra Triangle. After I sprayed it with all these.
@Captain Bringdown
Yeah, me too. I tried to comment last night, but WordPress said, “Bitch, you gots to be logged in,” and I was all, “What the lolicopterz, WordPress, you didn’t give me no damn log-in box,” and it said, “What-ever, be-otch.”
WordPress be an Ice Pimp, yo.
WordPress is colder than King D’s hippocampus on Strip Bar Trivia Night.
its like she is convinced king douchious has the missing parts of her childhood, the rest of her clothes and her dignity stuffed down his shirt.
Fuck WordPress! Go back to the old site. It worked fine.
@ Euripidouche: Naw, King D just told her he’s out of $20 bills and she didn’t believe him, so she’s taking a look for herself. That money-hungry beeyotch.
Then again, she’s so tiny and hot, I’d get my ass to the $50-surcharge ATM of questionable banking origins in the back of the club, and max out my daily withdrawl. That pink/zebra triangle and shaven side-mons have me in a freakin’ trance.
Word Press is a jackhammer to the taint
Word Press is a tranny surprise ( see: trannysurprise.com)
I was able to log in just fine last night. Granted, all that showed up when I typed my username (YogurtCannon) and password (porchbeef666), all that showed up were full length clips from Youporn. So, I did what comes naturally after viewing a few clips before retiring for the evening.
It wasn’t until this morning I realized I had just clicked the link below HCWDB.com in my favorites folder.
In other words, I guess I can’t really help with this matter.
Thanks for letting me share.
WordPress is like Google, only without easy to use blogs, delete button, post preview, avatars, simple to navigate porn searches and working fine every day
TaintPress
Okay none of that ^ helped it was venting.
So here’s the major gliches in DouchalLand:
– Same as Crucial, I was getting “you must be lgged in to post” message last night. I logged in , created a stoopid blogger page and still nothing
– This popup page is hard to read. You can’t tell one post from the next, where one starts or ends and there’s a little tiny box to type in so if say, Troy wanted to post a 5,000 word essay on the superiority of Canadian whiskey to American there’d be just a little box to proof read it prior to clicking “say it”.
People proof read right? Right Stackie?
– What HTML can you use? Myabe someone should try all the HTML options in a row so we can see? Who has time for that? Anyone? Step up we need a volunteer
– I tried to search HCwDB from my blogger page and it puts up every ass wipe that has ever used the words “douche” & “douchebag” except Db1’s spot. And to let you know, your “HCwDB” is being co-opted all over this place, photos and all…
Hope this helps, gotta go.
Your Pal,
Vin
BTW, Boss, what happened to your “DB1” handle? Did you get shafted on the name just like Bob & Mr. White?
P.S. We haven’t heard from Spell Nazi. I bet he had one look at this place and had an aneurysm
Boss,
I second Captain Bringdown with adding some graphical separation of comments. Unfortunately I also second his lack of skills with programming despite sitting in front of one of these magic picture typey boxes all day. I know this isn’t your job, but could you post a quick HTML FAQ for ‘tards like me that want to put some comments in italics like “accosted with a jelly dong” but don’t know how?
Also, just spitballin’ here, and not to second guess your judgment for a second here, but you could create a scrotemeter to rank from 1 to 10 to rank the utter stank emanating from the douche, and a similar sucklemeter for hott hotness. Weekly matchups could then be decided objectively by the greatest coupling of the two. Based on a 10 point system, CF = (scrote + hott)/20 where CF is the overall photo cringe factor.
Though black and white in color that’s really more of a leopard print. Zebra’s are striped. Just sayin’.
WaffleIronBallPress
That’s not a holy zebra triangle; it’s a holy snow leopard triangle.
The problems with comments and registration are probably due to the fact that there are no meta links that allow us to register and log in. It’s a problem with the theme.
Euripidouche 8:51 FTW
And let me further that by saying I’m really glad there were no digital cameras or interwebs at the height of my drinking career. I suspect in about five years, I’ll be hearing laments from young women at AA meetings…”I knew I had hit rock bottom when I showed up on a website called “Hot Chicks With Douchebags.com”, with my dress around my waist, swinging from a stripper pole and groping a porcupine!” *sobs*
I hope this site gets better, otherwise this will be change for the sake of change, which is always bad.
I really like the hint stubble around Zebra Triangle’s zebra triangle. Must have shaved a few days ago.
You really have issues if your looking close enufff to that picture to noticeee stubble dudee.
Maybe “Tony” you shoulddd tryyy gettting a lifeee, layy of the computer timeee you looser and take a good looook in the mirror.
Mark Hamill’s face looked better before the car accident.
Testing 1…2…3
testing 3…4..5
Thanks for the support
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@medusa, wait til google or somebody figures out a way to upload a pic and input it into a search engine for graphic images, matched pixel for pixel or somehow rendering near matches…
i rolled a Natasha on my saving throw. is that worse than Valtrex?
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Wheezer would surely tell us where he’s seen these Bleeths before, but the pic is a tad fuzzy…mebbe they’ve been imbibing Fuzzy Navels.