Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Kissy Lips

Still out there.

Still douchey.

# posted by douchebag1
11:14 am March, 16 Bagnonymous said...

She needs something more flattering than that dress holding her boobs up. I offer my hands for her service.

11:19 am March, 16 boatbutter said...

Still boobies. Thankfully.

11:23 am March, 16 Southern Scrotic said...

Those are some major league ta-tas.

11:26 am March, 16 Guns n Douches said...

Someone needs to slap him on the back so hos face will stay like that for life… or perhaps that already happened. What a fucking douche.

11:32 am March, 16 EL CAGANER said...

Booobies! Times like this make me wish those X-Ray glasses really worked. I want to be able to check out her bone structure. That broken collerbone she had in seventh grade seems to have healed well.

11:35 am March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

His mouth is stuck in that position from the extended amount of time he’s spent kissing her wonderful chest gaddis. Nom nom, Bra!

I mean, c’mon , those are tasty. I bet there’s some serious boobage tan line action in that sector.

11:37 am March, 16 Maxim Kovalenko said...

Unfortunately, some classics will never die.

11:38 am March, 16 Baleen said...

Thankfully Samurai Scrote just lopped off the top of this douche’s head. Please continue to slap-chop, O Honorable One.

11:56 am March, 16 Fatness said...

Ah yes, the classic anal pucker.

And the classic Golden Globes.

12:20 pm March, 16 RAPETIME said...

He looks like an asshole.

No, seriously, with his lips all puckered up like that, he looks like an anal sphincter.

12:28 pm March, 16 End the Haberdouchery said...

Looks like those mams headed south for the winter

12:36 pm March, 16 doucheywallnuts said...

Clearly some people are late adopters with regard things from technical innovations like the Amazon Kindle and Smart Phones to disturbing social/clothing/behavioral trends, like douchebaggery, body art and piercings. And for as mystifying as it may be that youngins may pick-up on wearing the clothes and accessories of douchebags, it is mystifying that any sentient being would still fire up the kissy lips pose for a picture.

I wish stomach cancer on the person who invented kissy lips or, as I believe someone posted here a while back, the anus pucker.

12:38 pm March, 16 doucheywallnuts said...

And one more thing, who stole this poor girls torso? She goes from tits to waistline and does not have Saggy Nortons….

12:40 pm March, 16 creature said...

those boobies are still out there… mamnificently out there… far enough for this creature to take prolonged siestas beneath… wet siestas… mamma mia! Sophia Loren! Bridgette Bardot! dem some far out creature clown hats… ear muffs… full nelson choke holds

he sucks the raisins outta my ass

12:40 pm March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is what happens when you spend too long at the glory hole and your face becomes numb.

12:42 pm March, 16 nona said...

Please someone tell me that immediately following this photo, she left-hooked the teeth right outta his fool noggin.

1:09 pm March, 16 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

It is a rare photo capturing the duck lipped asshole face in the wild. Seconds after the photo was taken though, Marlin Perkins jumped out, shot him with a tranquilizer gun, and hauled his ass to the zoo. At least that’s what I hope happened.

1:10 pm March, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’s a little meaty for my taste. But I’d shake the coconuts on that tree any day of the week. Then I would crack that other one’s coconut right open and drink his brains through a straw like a pina colada.

Too much?

1:56 pm March, 16 Bilbo 'Bagginz said...

Болшые сиськи!!

5:20 pm March, 16 notadouche said...

Hooray for boobies!

5:48 pm March, 16 Troy Tempest said...

holy fuggin poo ball she’s got some major league gazongas. Yow.

6:42 pm March, 16 Deltus said...

@Medusa 1:10pm – well, if you’re only looking for a swallow to just whet your whistle, go ahead. If you’re really thirsty, drink from her coconuts. Cause man, me likey them boobies! She’s still got some innocence to her face.

8:04 pm March, 16 DarkSock said...

You teat-blinds Fools! Do you not see the lobster clawed hose monster lurking in the därknëśš bęÿøñd…

If only the Baron were here……until thenhere’s an artist’s rendering of Crucial’s asshole ( /* )

8:33 pm March, 16 Steve L. said...

her face looks all mangled up. like his kissy face.

but the girl has boobies, and for that, we ogle.

8:45 pm March, 16 Troll of the Reaper (T.O.R) said...

i talked to the light orb aura, that causes the aura that causes people to pull the kissy face when photos are bein taken, and it told me that yes you do it when you think, before the camera goes click, “yes i will do a kissy face, kissy lips pose, a kiss for my haters, mwuah x” and if you still dont understand the idea behind this then, google phillipe mexes he takes it seriously and is very philosophical about the kissy face light orb aura, as is lee hotti but we all know him haha lol.

9:51 pm March, 16 Doo Schnozzle said...

I wouldn’t be caught dead in her outfit.

Wait, what…?

11:01 pm March, 16 Crucial Head said...

@’Sock,

Where’s the fuccen’ hair dude? You’re giving everyone the impression that I wax my hindquarters. But hotdamn, I do look tight, mi amigo… gracias.

The last time the douche in this picture had an ass that tight, he was seven, and had just entered Father O’Flannery’s office for the first time.

11:32 pm March, 16 C. Malicious said...

She looks like a sweetie. …

And something tells me he isn’t telling her the whole truth.

9:10 am March, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That picture makes me want to kick a kitten in the ‘nads. But the kitten has gotten smart, and wears a steel cup. So if you see me limping later on, you’ll know what happened…

12:07 pm March, 17 Darth said...

She is not hot.

8:03 pm March, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

Kissy’s ‘baggin’ lips.

Missy’s saggin’ nips.

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