Thursday, March 11, 2010
No More Holy Zebra Triangle
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Just wondering if I could please have a picture removed that has me in it.
Im wearing a animal print thong and as funny as this site is, its only funny until your poon ends up on the site. I realize it was taken off of facebook and sent in by a pissed of ex of mine and its not your fault but I will take legal action if its not removed ASAP..
Thanks
Natasha
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Coincidentally enough, “It’s Only Funny Until Your Poon Ends Up on the Site” is also the working title for my autobiography.
EDIT: Natasha responds:
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Spank-you so much 🙂
If I would haveee known what I said would have ended up on the siteee I would have at least made it clear my ex is a loser dat likes to get pee’d on. lol
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wow- thanks for the memories animal print poon!
and with zero spelling errors and reserved humility, twice as sexy…
That’s alright Natasha. I did a little “right-click, save image as…” action with your photo and have already fapped to it twice. Time for round 3!
Surprisingly, I want to bang Natasha even harder now.
It’s OK Natashia, those kinds of things tend to happen around King D. For the record, though, that’s a nice buff on that poon.
Shame.
It was smooth as a Porsche’s bonnet.
Natasha,
My life’s passion is saving rare and endangered animal skins.
I’ll pay good money if you’d send me that thong, (please don’t wash it.)
testing..
“its only funny until your poon ends up on the site” sounds like a good t-shirt, or maybe a bumper sticker?
What a shame…that young lady was smokin’ hot.
Let’s try this.
POONANNY! she was cute.
Hmmmm. Strikethrough didn’t work.
natasha, that was beautiful, i have never fwapped to a take-down request before….i hope you don’t write to request the take down of your take down request.
Thanksssss for taking it downnn.. <3 <3 <3
Frankly I like the larger font. Old fucks like me find it easier to read.
I don’t like the Times Roman in article itself. Tres weak.
Meh, still with the legal threat at the end. She totally had me until that point. Remember kids, nothing you put on Teh Interwebs is safe. Before you post ask this: “What if my Mom/Boss/Future Spouse/Children/Co-workers/Worst Enemy/DarkSock were to see this? Because any and all of that can and will happen if it’s on the internet whether you want it to or not. It’s like the cyber version of Murphy’s law. And those words/images will never, ever, ever go away, no matter how many times you hit “delete”.
And that is Auntie Medusa’s wise words of advice for wayward young women. Tune in for nest week’s topic: “Jelly Dongs: Friend or Foe?”
Okay ‘bag hunters, some HTML’er give me the code to properly align, size and establish a good font on this here site. My tech team seems to be busy doing more important things these days.
– management
It’s okay, Natasha. We understand. The displaying of your poon should be reserved for that afternoon shift at the Candy Cat Club.
Poon…let’s see isn’t that Commanche Indian for something???
If your poon ends up that close to a huge douche, honestly the only legal action she’ll ever take in her life is a dump in a courthouse; or a Jelly-Dong Iwo Jima in exchange for dinner and a movie, instead of just the usual three-fitty.
If you don’t want it seen, don’t get it photo’d; stoopid bleeth!
I’d be pretty angry too if I was her EX-boyfriend. Now I’m just a sad little man, missing her.
A couple of spelling/grammar errors aside, that was fairly well written. Why’d she have to go with the toothless legal threat, though? Why do they always have to go there?
BTW, Zebra Triangle, we really, REALLY enjoyed the pic. And we miss it now that it’s gone.
Coincidentally enough, you don’t have a case.
@ medusa
Great video! Those older guys could still totally get in trouble for talking to her like that though, especially the creeper at the movies. I like this one from the Keyboard Cat era.
I for one have to agree with Natasha: that was some serious poon.
–VS
Oh, Natasha’s poon, we hardly knew ye.
Once again, leagl is spelled wrong. When will they ever learn? BTW Natasha, you are dead fuccen wrong when you say the site is funny until your poon ends up on it. For us, its twice as funny when your poon ends up on it.
Don’t let people take pictures of you and post them on Facebook. Funny, none of us have ever had that problem. Keep your clothes on in public, and don’t grope on losers for the camera.
On a brighter note, a number of us save the pictures privately, so I still have it. Thanks for the mammaries!
These people are at a bar that clearly offers Yuengling, and the chick is drinking Bud Light. It’s like what’s his nuts did before, the turkey guy, with Michelob Ultra. Its irritating. I would have to drive at least 4.5 hours to get my hands on a bottle of Yuengling. Maybe Captain Jack Sparrow douche has one out of frame…
@ wedgie
Actually, people have taken pictures of me and put them on Facebook.
mmmmm….golden showers. natasha, you naughty girl.
This is the Jane’s Addiction tribute band, “Been Caught Douching” posing with a fan. That they paid. To pose. And smile. And promise that it won’t end up on the ‘net ….
That’s Hairy Nodule, lead singer on the left and Dave Chuntaro, guitar on the right
oooo are you a pirate?
yes, sort of.
maybe i got this wordpress thing correct this time
| I would have at least made it clear my ex is a loser dat likes to get pee’d on. lol
Mr. White?!? How the hell did you let her get away?!
Quite honestly, Natasha, I don’t care what comes out of that poon. I’d want it on my face too.
@Massengill
In your undies groping some guy?
BTW Natasha:
You are a real dish. Dump the losers, move to Newport Beach, marry a 90 year old billionaire named Irvine and live happily ever after.
The End.
PS:
After you do the above, please consider hiring Wedgie as your pool boy. Thanks.
“…pissed of ex…” sounds like an wormhole leading to an ancient planet where primitive human-like creatures thrive in a green, plush, world filled with honey and mana that falls from the sky. The intertesticular time continuum. bravo, Animal Print Poon… bravo.
Best takedown request ever.
Bar none.
Nice poon too. I doubt anyone gettin an upskirt pic of me would ever get such a flattering photo.
it should be made known that we appreciated her poon, fully.
New category for the 2010 Douchies: Best Poon
Natasha is the first nominee. And she is going to be tough to beat.
I will let you guys have all the fun with that last line.
Wow, I am totally conflicted here. First, Natasha flashes her poon for action photo, showing lack of class, then sends a very nice request to remove said poon flash, showing some class. Then says she likes to pee on her ex-boyfriend, a move which is not classy, but is a little erotic.
OK, Natasha, I love you. Now how about a classy sexy photo for all your new fans?
pfftt nope no poon for you 🙂
And she is fuccen hot. Did I mention that already?
Best Regards,
Natasha’s New Pool Boy
Now there’s a name for a band, muthafuckas.
Oh Wedgie, your sweeeeet.
Cute pools boiiiz are harrd to cummmm by.
Maybe moreee pixxx if the admin tellz me who sent in my pixxx. Lets play letsss make a dealll 🙂
I love you Kandykiss!! thank God the zebra print image of your lovely poon is still in my mind if not on the site
P.S. i hate your pee covered ex too
Im sure it was a curtainnn sum1 and jus wanta be sureee before I send hisss picss to the ed hardyyy doucher sitee
“I would have at least made it clear my ex is a loser dat likes to get pee’d on. lol”
yeah, tough break Mr. White. Put a harder lock on the pen next time.
Wait…WTF? How did I get an avatar?
Thank you, booze and Ambien!
Who is Mr. White?
Hey, I like WordPress. No hotties ever called me sweet on blogger. I’ll be a son of a conflicting edit.
Ms. Kandykiss Natasha, you are top drawer. However, I have some really bad news. Read Medusa’s post above; that girl is a straight shooter, and she is giving you the dope. Pics on the internet have a life of their own, and once they’re out there, there isn’t anything anyone can do about it.
Since you can’t be sure which dickweed ex-boyfriend sent it, you will have to kill them all. It’s the only way to be sure you got him.
Dude, she was totally a stripper.
PS. How does one get an avatar around here?
i believe that Natasha’s new boyfriend is also a douchebag who likes to get peed on. albeit a douchebag who can speak coherent English, i’ll give you that much.
yay i can post now! thank you DB1!
DB1, the font thing, your styles should handle that. Where it says div= whatever, the ‘whatever’ will be the name of the style for that block. Find that whatever in your stylesheet, and change the font it specifies. Then whereever that whatever is, it will be what you want.
–VS
Yeah, well, I can’t be peeing on and/or being peed upon by just every leopard print poon around. This stuff takes time and a proper, self-cleaning venue.
Oh, look, I can be Mr. White again.
In celebration, allow me to say this:
I peed in a Darksock once.
Fuck, I have no avatard. Grammar does not not mean that someone does not have Super AIDS.
@ Kandykiss: You will become instant Legend ’round these parts for just one more glimpse at your spectacular…visage. Give it to us, Natasha! Please.
…and if you need the name of the ex who sent it in…it was, um…er…Tony! Yeah that’s the ticket!
Well said, sweetie…
But, is he a loser because he likes to get peed on? Or is he a loser … who also happens to like getting peed on?
These things are important.
Stupid Gravatar.
DB1
The font should be handled in CSS. I’m sure there’s some kind of CSS file that the page is calling.
You just need to adjust the CSS file so it has te right font at the right size.
Remember fonts these days are sized in em units and fractions thereof.
Lots of fonts CSS-ness here
You know, I have a very charming, very funny, very underage co-worker who’s last name happens to be Poon. Thanks to Natasha, I now have toi try to get that image of her out of my brain
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thunk.
….
Ah, that’s better.
Things are starting to round into shape, boss. Seeing everyone’s avatar back brings salty fuccen tears of joy to my lap toggle.
baglanta even made a return.
Next thing you know, Pfah and BCS will be showing up again.
I am going to finish the bottle tonight in your honor. And also because it’s not empty… and it’s taunting me with dirty words right now.
Cheers!
Pfah? …where for art thou pfah? …all this micturition speak maketh me want to pee on myself…for the warmth of course…
You know Mescal is just Tequila made outside of Jalisco. By guys who are too fuccen cheap to pay the freight for the real stuff.
Come on, Crucial. You are better than that.
Etc., etc.
Hey, your avatars are so fuccen small I can hardly see them. Any way to make them bigger? BTW, I would like to have one, but am too lazy (ie: drunk again) to figure it out on my own. So can one of you programmers give a quick seminar on this topic for all of us drunks?
Thanks very much. I like your site.
@Tequila
…you hurt me last night…and not in the fun calloused rectal sort of way…
I wanna know how Natasha’s writing went from pretty coherent to this chattttt roooooom thirrrrd gradeeeee stuffffff.
Oh, that’s right, ’cause it’s not her, and you guys will believe anything a troll does if there is the possibility of poon. You stupid fucking assholes. Sorry. You know I love you guys. But Wedgie said it best, I’m a straight shooter. She wants her poon off HCWDB, but she’s gonna come in here and offer it to you slobs? Give me a break. And, for the record, getting peed on doesn’t make you a loser. It means you did a great job of cleaning the house in your french maid costume and cheesy wig. But it’s not like you deserve the praise, a warm stream of piss is the closest to thanks you will get, and you will be happy for it, maggot.
At least that’s what I would assume….?
Boss,
How’s about instead of honoring take down requests you just superimpose a paperbag or some other image over the offended skidmark’s face. That way they get their supposed anonymity/dignity back and we can continue mocking the pic in question. As it is, I forget most of the images within seconds of fwapping to the next pic posted. Difficult to take a take-down request seriously when you can’t even remember if you got off under 30 seconds to it.
Does someone have the pic cached or hosted somewhere? I missed out on the zebra triangle 🙁
Looks like Natasha had somebody else write her take down request for her… either that or somebody is trolling as her, and even got DB1 to post an email (the “reply” on the front page)?
@Medusa
Mind if I borrow your French Maid outfit? I need it for some….er….research I’m conducting. Which by some strange unusual coincidence involves urine and fwopping while hanging from the ceiling from my duct taped pubes.
…and by ‘duct taped pubes’ I mean ‘zebra striped Zubaz pants’.
Soooo, what’d I miss? humm mmm mm , panties, hhmmm mmm take down request with legal threat by pea brain, mmm mmmm , horny dudes teased by nonsense, mmmhmmm DAYUM! Medusa strong words. I am slightly aroused my Liege ….
I dunno…Natasha sounds like she’s on her third bottle of hooch.
Medusa sounds like she dropped a sander on her foot.
Good riddance to her holy zebra triangle. It was giving the new WordPress site more bugs than a William S. Burroughs novel. Besides, it wasn’t so much a holy triangle as it was a Alejandro Jodorowsky movie.
That’s right people. I used a Burroughs reference AND a Jodorosky reference to insult a bleeth. I am fucking awesome.
Shame.
Her underclothes even matched her shoes!
“Legal action”, huh?
If DB1 had left it up, I suppose it would be legal for her to sit in her dorm room and pout. That would be a legal action. Or she could make the boo-boo face. No law against that.
Thanks for empowering the litigious streak in a nation of semi-literate whiners, David E. Kelley. You dick.
AND WHERE IN EL FUCC IS MY AVATAR??? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAWDAMM UMLAUTS??? SOMEONE’S GONNA GET THEIR FUCCEN ASS SUED INTO THE STONE AGE FOR THIS!
@ Mr. White: I peed in René Descartes once.
The epitome of some serious fucking douchebaggery…..What. The. FUCK?
Talk about the ‘roid rage of a fucking loser.
Too bad about the “legal action” comment. She’s a hottie.
The lesson, once again, is to stay away from douche.
uh oh. i think that the interwebs are invading my reality. is it possible that i live in the matrix? i saw this band tonight and johnny depp is the bassist. http://www.velcropygmies.com i have disgraced my clan. i must now perform the seppuku.
@darksock
you know that falling”water” is something of a misnomer. i peed all over a frank lloyd wright blueprint once.
testing the gravatar
My God, “The Velcro Pygmies?” What a retarded name. I’m sure they make up for it though with their “artistic integrity.” And by “artistic integrity” I mean “Creed cover songs.”
Deerest Nastyasha
If you don’t want your poon showing up on websites outside of your control, you shouldn’t expose you poon where it may get photographed. You have the power of the poon. Use it wisely.
Thanks Darth Aggie,
It was a lesson learned.. Thanksss to the awsome admin he took it off for me..
AND the Nastyasha comment. NOT nice at all dudee.
@ Medusa 9:44 –
You know….you’re awesome…
i miss all the good stuff… but hey, there’s plenty of skanks geting photo’d with their thongs showing, posting it on facebook, or letting their douchehammer boyfriends get ahold of it where she came from…
“my ex-boyfriend posted it” kinda’ has that “i was at a jersey shore party” ring to it
“its only funny until your poon ends up on the site” should be on a tshirt at walmart for $5
Can we get an artist’s rendering of the poon? We need to be able to put SOMEthing up in the hallowed halls…
Medusa’s spot on, of course. I was kinda hoping we really had the real Natasha in here chatting it up, but I think the level head is right… Either that or Natasha’s email client has spell check but her browser doesn’t when she’s typing in comment threads…
I can confirm that KandyKiss is indeed Natasha, as that’s also the name on her email. She’s now planning on sending in pics of herself getting hit on by douches to help the cause.
– DB1
My face is funny…. hopefully your poon ends up on it as well.
the work never ends, does it DB1. please do share though. it will be a savage mock for pee-boy
oh yeah, this font/size is way better on this post and Friday Haiku…
would be nice to reduce the comments font size though
DB1, You have facebook?
@KandyKiss/Natasha
Your commitment to mocking the douche will not go unnoticed or unappreciated. Your posts could, however, do without all the extra letters.
And by letters I mean clothes.
Okay, no extra letters.
Sorry even if some’s opinion is that the letters look “3rd grade”
I think there cute. <3 <3 <3
they’re
KandyKiss,
DB1 is on twitter
All I can say is thank the Lord I had the forsight to save a copy of that photo. No offence, Natasha, but your poon looked inspiring, at least from the angle we could see in the photo.
They’re …. whateves you know what Im saying.
Im not a twitter fan.. Facebook is where its at 🙂
Tony aka Jordan the person who sent the photo in. Can you please piss off. Opps – Sorry about the pun. Piss ( get it )
I wont date you or sleep with you so get over it. Very funny how your claim you didnt sent that photo in yet you knew about it being posted on the site within minutes. Go poke yourself with another round of Deca and get a real job and stop stalking me.
I never post. But I just have to ask KandyKiss.
What was it like to be in the presence of the king? How do you know him? Did you spot his spiked crown from across the room?
Does he smell like looks like he smells? Like a blend of Axe body spray and a Bagdad public washroom on a, unusually hot for Iraq, summers day.
Anon5,
A person chooses their hair-cut and how they dress, and if you want to pick on that then go ahead but a person doesnt pick there skin color. Racist comments leave you being the bigger douchebag.
Wow … needles full of ‘roids and streams of warm pee.
This douche had it all.
Now, I am off to find myself a dry French maid costume.
K squared!
Don’t take my words out of context. I’m not implying hes an Iraqi. I don’t even think hes from the middle east. He looks like a homegrown douche to me.
I was simply curious. He is greasy looking. It looks to me like he has a poopourri of unpleasant odors. And I was trying to get an idea of what people in his immediate vicinity might experience.
I’m guessing by your defense of the king, your either a loyal subject errr fan of his work. Or perhaps a friend of his? I hope it’s not the later of the two.
And why were you making that delightful sexy face and looking directly at him
I have FB, what’s your last name?
Internal monologue of Captain Jack’s bro . . .
What would Captain Jack Sparrow look like if he lived in the 1950’s, and was a buddy of The Fonz?! Just like this! I’m ready to go to the club now, everyone will want to see this outfit . . . gawd damn but I’m imaginative! Cool too! Better make sure to lean into some camera shots so my style is recorded for posterior, oops I mean posterity!
@ JCVD
Of course you may borrow it. I hope it fits, ’cause these floors need scrubbin’ and you’re just the man for the job, har.
Anon??
That was a sexy face? Heres a sexy face. HAHAHA
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4182782&l=2ff625c4f1&id=651791388
oh, she’s Canadian. That explains….. well, not much really.
Unlesssss Canaddiaans spellsss diffeerent Englisshhh
LOL! Burned Anon 5. Burrrrrned. Even if she misread your post, this has to be unprecedented.
@Kandykiss/Natasha
You have got to stick around. HCwDB needs more baghuntresses. You give as good as you get. And by…ah never mind.
There, I got myself my own blog account. All you sweet boys should come check it out.
Dont know who the Kandy kiss is above this post but its not meeeee.
Someoneee has tooo much timee 🙂
TWINS!
I have a sister but thats not her.. She dates doucheebagsss so maybe its time to senddd in a few pixxx of her with some of the random dickheads she has drug backk
Um…while Natasha’s quest for hunting douchebags may be genuine, it seems as though one of those ‘bags claims to be in a relationship with her:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4182782&l=2ff625c4f1&id=651791388#!/profile.php?id=508578473
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508578473
Clay favorite actor is the “Stifler”
Kandy is dandy,
but her licker is quicker.
You’ve been told Boss. LOL.
Holy fucking Christ. That link at 11:13 is worse than anything BCS ever posted, I don’t care what anyone says.Well, Mata Harbleeth has joined the ranks, that’s wonderful news. I’m thrilled to have another chance to watch the train wreck, only this time as a passenger rather than the conductor. Troy, Mr. White, Croosh, care for some popcorn?
Come onnnnnnna assholeeeeeeee don’t you know I’m a famous modelllllllllll? Check out my Centerfolddddd
teste
I wasssss thee inspiration fer a fffffamousss cartooooooooooon!!!!!!
@KandyKiss 9:49 am yesterday, who said “a person doesnt pick there skin color.” What you fail to realize is that, in the pix on this site, many of the douchebags DO pick their skin color. And they frequently pick a horrifying shade of orange or turd-like brown. Have you not visited the Closet of Poo? See the bottom of the left column on the home page for further edification.
douche equis
missed the original ZT pic . . .
Who the fuck is KandyKiss and why is she speaking in Parsel Tongue?
@ DarkSock FTW ^
I knew the Free Masons were behind all of this. All of it.
I thought freemasons were conservative enough not to be gaybags
@ kandykiss 11:31 – come onna asshole? gladly