Thursday, March 18, 2010

Pinkhead Still Parties Like its 2008

Recession? What recession?

Try telling that one to Pinkhead’s tri-vag chin pubes.

Mmmm… Hawaiian Kaya. How I would Don your Hos and Lei your Mai Tais. You are ambiguous tropical island uncanny hott, and for that, I rub your kneecaps and slap your brother.

# posted by douchebag1
5:58 am March, 18 Doucheasorus Maximus said...

First (fist pump)!!

6:08 am March, 18 jodiju said...

How is that guy a douchebag at all?

6:12 am March, 18 Big Tony Ventresca said...

What a lovely young lassie. She has that wonder mixed parentage look that appeals so much in the white suburbs around major US cities.

6:13 am March, 18 Captain Bringdown said...

Son, you’ve got a…

uh, there’s a…

wha..

Look, there’s a, uh…

Yeah.

Enjoy the party.

6:18 am March, 18 jodiju said...

If Don Cherry had a mohawk… Still nottadouche…

6:33 am March, 18 Deltus said...

I won’t give a nottadouche here. He’s just not a ‘Roidbag or Jerz Guid. But stupid hair, chin pubes, ridic clothes, and flipping the bird to the camera? Definitely choadwank material here. Possibly Gaybag? Dunno. But he is tainting Kaya here, and that ain’t right, for she is Vaguely Exotic Uberhottness, and I would gnaw open a truckload of coconuts with my own teeth and extract the juice therefrom just for the opportunity to bathe her gently with a sponge in it, while she tells me of her latest sexcapades with her boyfriend all while I weep silently behind her because I know she’ll never be mine.

6:36 am March, 18 Chad Kroeger said...

He’s gay. There is nothing wrong with that except for that fucking suit made from my nieces snugglies, toddler robes, hotel towels, and poo. Pink poo on his head.

6:36 am March, 18 Mr. White said...

Even contemplating a nottadouche pass in this case is an affront to God.

6:38 am March, 18 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Bud Light. What a surprise. I’d say Bud Light=autodouche if I myself wasn’t occationally forced to choke it down when nothing else is available (family gatherings, bbq’s, and what not).

PBR is much more refined.

6:39 am March, 18 DarkSock said...

In spite of the unicorn doodie on his skull, I….really….want to touch that shirt.

There, I said it.

6:40 am March, 18 DarkSock said...

“ESPN Breaking News: Jeff Reed inks a deal with the 49’ers today…”

6:51 am March, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kaya looks like Sasha Grey’s slightly Hawaiian twin sister.

7:03 am March, 18 El Caganer said...

She is so hot that I don’t care to acknowledge the pink mess on the left.

7:05 am March, 18 Wedgie said...

Pinky is just Plinky without an “L”.

And fuck you too, dickweed.

7:06 am March, 18 Dildo Douchebaggins said...

So lame he is not even douchey. Would like to see Kaya’s pink mess.

7:08 am March, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

Giving ME the finger? You’re awful uppity for someone dressed like a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.

7:12 am March, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

Yep. I got all of the above from looking at this pic.

And, no, there will be no celebrity exemption.

7:15 am March, 18 jonezy said...

nub called.

he wants his doppelganger back

7:23 am March, 18 Sorta Damocles said...

This pile of schmeg needs to fist pump the shit out of a toothbrush.

7:26 am March, 18 Crucial Head said...

What’s with the dollop of flamingo feces on his head?

7:26 am March, 18 Captain Bringdown said...

Hey, I just realized there’s a registration tag in the upper left. How is this different from having a generic WordPress Login?

So, I just registered.

Testing. Testing.

Sibilance.

Testing.

Oh, and Damon Wayons wants his shtick back.

7:26 am March, 18 Sorta Damocles said...

Excuse me…..How does one add an avatar here?

7:28 am March, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I once saw a picture of a labradoodle dyed this color once. The dog looked better.

7:40 am March, 18 fatness said...

I tried to leave enough time between breakfast and looking at this closely enough to comment. Didn’t work. The inside of the toilet bowl now looks like this chump’s head.

No, I don’t know why it’s pink. I don’t know why he’s pink, either.

7:47 am March, 18 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Heck, even this kid knows PBR is better than Bud Light.

7:56 am March, 18 Troy Tempest said...

Will the REAL doctor Pederman, please report to Neurosurgery, IMMEDIATELY.

7:59 am March, 18 Bagnonymous said...

I, um… yeah. Ugh. Nothing more to contribute.

8:06 am March, 18 jonezy said...

Ugh would be a great name for DB1 to use. get on that boss…

8:11 am March, 18 Publius Choadius Naso said...

It’s like the gum that got stuck to the bottom of your shoe–just upside down and glittery and on some guy’s head.

8:54 am March, 18 toddjerad said...

Perfect combo of complete douche and hawaiian beauty. I would dye my hair and run to the highest point of Hana just to bath in one of the 7 pools after her. Pinky of course would be destroyed similar to pompeii in a horrible eruption. The volcano gods hate pink if you didn’t know already.

9:09 am March, 18 Non-PBR said...

PBR is nasty hipsterbag beer

9:28 am March, 18 DarkSock said...

@ Sorta Damocles

You can get a “Gravatar” account, upload your image there, then paste the url it generates into the “website” field in the “Leave a Reply” area at the bottom of the thread.

9:41 am March, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If PinkHead and Bluefin got together I’m thinking they’d be sportingthese on HCwDB before too long.

@Troll yadayadayada. Hate to admit it but I’m beginning to get used to you. You’re like that kid in school, you know the type. The one who would eat anything for a quarter. The one who was always getting in trouble for grabbing girls boobs. Wouldn’t stop talking in class. Basically stood on top of the table in the lunch room shouting “Look at me! Look at me! Godamn it look at me!” Every had to, they really didn’t have a choice. Kid got beat up a lot, and usually rode the bus home sitting by himself in the row right behind the bus driver, talking the old dude’s ear off. Most everyone thought that kid was a dumbass, and he certainly deserved what he got. But still, kid could eat bird poop with a smile on his face. And for only 25 cents. What’s not to like about that?

Keep trolling, Troll Respawn yadayadaya. You do tend to repeat yourself, but hey, my Zeppelin IV album has a nasty scratch in it but I’m not gonna throw that away either.

9:44 am March, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Troll

And for what it’s worth, you don’t talk enough about yourself, and when you do, you’re way too hard on yourself. HCwDB is all about commenter self promotion. Bring it!

9:50 am March, 18 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

@ NPBR

You callin’ Clint a hipsterbag??

How dare you.

10:08 am March, 18 fatness said...

Clint could drink Corona Light and still be cool.

10:18 am March, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Clint’s the only man alive who could kick Chuck Noriss’s ass.

And Chuck’s ass would say thank you.

And request an autograph.

And offer to open Clint’s beer for him. ‘Cuz Chuck’s ass is that way.

10:18 am March, 18 Non-PBR said...

Amerigo, did you watch Grand Torino? Clint’s character at the start of the movie is a racist oldfartbag…

10:39 am March, 18 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Oh, so now PBR is racist oldfartbag beer? Make up your mind, NPBR.

10:47 am March, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Don’t compare PBR and Bud Light. It’s like differentiating the taste of horse piss and donkey piss. Drink a damn IPA you clowns.

10:53 am March, 18 Sorta Damocles said...

@DarkSock

Thank you. I never would have figured that one out on my own. You are a scholar and a gentleman….er, or an architect and a pervert…..either way, you’re good in my book!

12:14 pm March, 18 Wheezer said...

On his head is — get this — a pink poo Peep.

11:35 pm March, 18 Steve L. said...

i would not be surprised if his beer is pink.

12:01 am March, 19 Champy Malicious said...

I agree. Nottadouche. … And I’m a little afraid to mock. This guy’s probably got things in his basement.

And I fear those things.

4:39 pm March, 19 the HOB BOBLIN said...

straight photoshop.

4:39 pm March, 19 the HOB BOBLIN said...

straight photoshop

6:23 pm March, 19 Jeff said...

This was actually taken at Feelgoods bar and grill in Las Vegas nevada. I know this because I was there that night. that guy is a fucking tool bag.

10:55 pm March, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

If Pinkhead is giving Xenu a run for his money, he might overpower him.

But ’tis the season of Peeps, and Pinkhead is the biggest Peep of all.

She’s some li’l chickie.

12:55 pm March, 20 Weeth said...

that’s an exotic douchebag

2:32 am March, 21 Eric said...

Every now and then a photo is posted on this site that enrages me to an extent I’m uncomfortable sharing. Case in point…

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