Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Poppin' Bottles, Droppin' Pants


So I get that this choadtaint with the double straw mandana and douche-tags has decided to drop trou for the boozy bar wenches.

But can someone theorize what possible attractions could be drawing the crowd to the far corner over this spectacle before us?

Donkey show?

Live chicken beheading?

Or are they simply turning away in disgust?

And yes, this is last November’s “Red Tony.” I was gonna link, but all my old pics are still offline until the new server is up.

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6:17 pm March, 31 Steve L. said...

couldn't have identified Red Tony if DB1 didn't make note of it.

6:18 pm March, 31 Steve L. said...

whoa FIRST MUTHAFUKKAS!

6:25 pm March, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

what possible attractions could be drawing the crowd to the far corner over this spectacle before us?

Cockfighting.

And by cockfighing, I mean two douches beating one out.

6:27 pm March, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is that Medusa off to the right about to give a *CUNCH* to the brunette? The cyclops just made my lunch re-appear all over my desk. Dayum, she's fugly!

6:28 pm March, 31 Steve L. said...

judging by the blue light descending on the left corner, i'm thinking there's an alien spacecraft hoving above the premise ready to fire its primary weapon. as in, a fucking huge laser.

why would aliens do that? because of sultry, delectable, and winking Donna's wrongful coupling with Red Tony.

6:29 pm March, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is is Darksock peeing in a horse?

A Medusa and Mr. White playpen video?

Sergeant Scrotestain selling black tar heroin?

Is it Ass Pear LaPlant?

Is it all of the above?

6:30 pm March, 31 Douchble Helix said...

It's fear. Fear is a strong motivator.

And they fear that one on the left is gonna take her clothes off.

That's the group on the right. The other group is watching a stripper. As they should be.

6:30 pm March, 31 Ashfish said...

I'm putting my money on mud/pudding/jello wrestling. I hope they have a medic on staff here, these girls are going to need their shots (not the fun kind) after they're done with this picture.

Also, douchebags really need to stop borrowing their sister's shirts.

6:34 pm March, 31 Steve L. said...

@ myself 11:28 AM,

hovERing above the premise.

or i guess hoovering might work too. sigh.

6:36 pm March, 31 Anonne Huntress said...

Thank God I wasn't eating when I saw this pic.

6:38 pm March, 31 Ashfish said...

@Steve L.

Maybe they're just carpooling (spaceship-pooling?)and are eligible for the HOV lane?

6:42 pm March, 31 creature said...

it's Fung fucking a wombat

& Red Tony here is about to roundhouse donkey punch bent brunette…. I hope she severs his diseased unit

6:43 pm March, 31 Wheezer said...

I hope Red Tony's ballot stuffers don't return.

Unless, of course, they've rehabbed their ways and want to stuff him in a trash can or something…..

6:48 pm March, 31 Anonymous said...

It's probably Ibiza or Mykonos, so they're either turning away, or looking at something worse than what we're seeing.
Blaargh.

6:52 pm March, 31 Wedgie said...

Wow. I gotta get out more.

6:56 pm March, 31 Scrotum Pole said...

Where can I get some cool Nazi undies like his.

6:57 pm March, 31 Lloyd Christmas said...

I see why the ladies are drawn to him. He is rich, good looking and has a rapist wit

7:09 pm March, 31 Chad Kroeger said...

This has got to be a German crazy porn bar video with housewives gone crazy fucking strippers which I have "heard" may exist on the super-duper net.

Dude is inexplicable any other way.

The winking girl has a lovely reservoir for my battered juice.

7:10 pm March, 31 scrotum pole said...

Bleeth on left is so fu@kin' hammered she really can't remember where she parked her car. Also, she's not sure which of the two blurry camera phones to focus on.

Doesn't really matter, in about fifteen minutes she'll be passed out in the ladie's rest room, face down in a puddle of barfed-up vodka, orange juice and nachos.

7:10 pm March, 31 Steve L. said...

@ Ashfish 11:38 AM,

whoa you're back, sexy!

did i tell you i have a fucking huge laser in my –

sorry. force of habit there.

7:43 pm March, 31 Justin said...

It's E-Blow fisting Smoot.

7:48 pm March, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Thickest wasteband on a pair of under pants ever.

This is like some wierd scene out of Aronofsky's "Requiem for a Dream" If the image had audio I swear we'd be hearing "Ass to Ass! Ass to Ass!" coming from the crowd at the back.

Red Tony got robbed last year as I recall. He's a genuine monthly contender. And by genuine I mean brunette should gnaw his stump until it's a little bloody clit and blondie takes those straws and pokes them through his eyes while simultaneously taking the ab reveal and turning it into a full-blown boobie reveal all the while shouting "We got a Winner! over and over"

Gotta run. My fridge is making advances and looks like it wants to go a couple rounds.

8:21 pm March, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

Nice shrinky dink, red Tony. If you don't have a tennis ball-sized package (that's your sack included), you better keep your fuccen pants on.

And this is why everyone is looking in the other corner. Fifteen inch dolphin cockk.

8:35 pm March, 31 Troy Tempest said...

@Scrotato Head:

Gotta run. My fridge is making advances and looks like it wants to go a couple rounds.

What are you a contestant on Video's Bolt-a-Drone? Where common ordinary citizens battle with extra-ordinary home appliances? Because you gotta watch out – one of those blenders will keep you so drunk with power it will leave a man punching for weeks! That's right! At Video's Bolt-a-Drone!

(you can take the boy out of the firesign, but you can never take the firesign out of the boy…)

8:51 pm March, 31 Bob said...

@Medusa – I agree. What is with these choadwanks with small packages who think we want to see them in goddamned underwear? And why is he wearing girlie clothing for a 17-year-old from Old Navy or some shit store like that? Christ, RT, it doesn't make you look more swole, it just makes you look creepier, and yes, apparently it *is* possible.

10:38 pm March, 31 DarkSock said...

*from the midst of the crowd*

Motherfucker's actually pissing IN the HORSE!!!

10:52 pm March, 31 The Doutche Oven said...

Interesting use of Bendy-Straw. Might take a while for this to catch on and surpass GSR though.

3:21 am April, 1 Maxim Kovalenko said...

There are so many things wrong with this picture my eyes are starting to bleed.

3:30 am April, 1 Denny DelVecchio said...

Donkey show? Maybe if the animal was in utero.

The guy's hung like an aphid.

Yours in Love,
Denny DelVecchio
yournewbadhabit.blogspot.com

7:08 am April, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

The level of Bleeth is far worse than the sag of douchebag in this photo, and that's saying a whole helluva lot.

10:53 am April, 1 euripidouche said...

if its a contest of "who's is bigger"
she is winning, though i can not vouch for the distinction of the prize.

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