Friday, March 26, 2010

Scroterometry 20:12


As is written in The Book of the ‘Bag:

‘Ere, tho, when ‘Bag Meets Bleeth, and both are perfectly calibrated in scrotal harmony, so shall the disco ball rise.

Indeed it shall, Tommy and Holly. Indeed it shall.

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6:04 pm March, 26 Douchebag1 said...

Dammit, if we're gonna be in limbo for the next few days, at least we're going down mocking-

– Management

6:19 pm March, 26 jonezy said...

mock on

6:23 pm March, 26 Chad Kroeger said...

They took da short bus to have some bub in da'club. His boobs are bigger.

6:23 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Chad finally started having luck with the ladies after he bedazzled his bulbous scalp goiter.

You see kids, it's all about playing the hand you're dealt, much like DB1 and the evisceration of his site by that little weasel T.O.R. (my theory).

Mock on, Rock on, Cockk on.

6:24 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Cindy's advertising the number of remaining available holes she has for the evening.

6:32 pm March, 26 Chad Kroeger said...

She has inserted the buttplug leaving only two for special Chad and his brother Chucky who is cleaning himself up after his unfortunate colostomy leak.

She hates having her ass shat in.

6:45 pm March, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And as they did dance, the douche took breasts, and blessed, and groped it, and gave it to them, ans said, "Take, grope; this is booby."

And he took the ubiquitous red cup, and when he had given fist pumps, he gave it to them; and they all beer bonged. And he said unto them, "This is my Red Bull and Grey Goose of the new dance club, which is $7 for a mini.

"Verily I say unto you, I will drink no more of the water of the tap, until that day that I drink Mich Ultra in the kingdom of South Shore."

Amen

6:50 pm March, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

It's the Dick Van Douche show! I somehow remember Laura being way cuter.

6:52 pm March, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

It's the Dick Van Douche show! I somehow remember Laura being way cuter.

6:59 pm March, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

It wasn't funny the first time, bug snatch.

7:07 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

This place looks like Tremor's in Riverside, CA, a venue where I almost started WW III when my band played there a few years back.

The sound man wouldn't turn up my monitor after ten times of asking politely , so I handed my guitar to the bass player to hold, jumped off the stage between songs as guys tuned up and choked the sound guy ….

My monitor volume was raised. Security was not pleased.

Good times..

7:17 pm March, 26 Wheezer said...

@Medusa, 11:50 a.m. –

So which one would you like to see trip over the ottoman (and fall into a vat of hydrochloric acid) first?

7:19 pm March, 26 clam fist said...

This version of the site is still better than 98.2% of the sites out there on the interwebs. Don't let the little tech problems bother you DB1. Your content is what we love.

7:58 pm March, 26 euripidouche said...

ya know, when chicks wear the hatablockas, they do realize we can see all that we want to see anyway, that nothing worthwhile, from our perspective, can be gleaned from looking into their soul.

i mean if it were up to us, we would save actual eye-contact for the woman we intend to marry.

8:00 pm March, 26 Southern Scrotic said...

Tommy walks in to a bar.

Bartender: Why such a long face?

10:41 pm March, 26 Torque MuleBrow said...

But after the weekend it was back to processing tax forms for Bernie.

3:14 am March, 27 Wedgie said...

Jacques D:

Red Bull & Goose is so last month.

Try a little 5 hour energy & Ketel.

Fuccen guy!

4:08 am March, 27 Anonymous said...

Ketel?

Kegel.

3:15 am March, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Wheezer 12:17

All.

5:57 am March, 29 Steve L. said...

boy am i glad that disco is dead.

but apparently douchebaggery isn't. how can that be?

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