Monday, March 15, 2010
The Boob Whisperer
Shhhh!!
The boobies are speaking…
But what are they saying?
Take your best guess in the comments thread.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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“No Tiger, you won’t win The Master’s this year.”
“Look behind me and unclasp to use as a flotation device”
“Erase your cell phone history next time, Eldrick.”
“When you gaze long enough into the abyss, the tranny will remove her misshapen thumb from your asshole.” I think that’s Nietsche.
“Shhhh… I can hear their indipendent hearts beating.”
“Hi, my name is Maddox, and those are about the same size as mommy’s.”
“When putting from the rough use at least a 3 wood”
“None of this gets back to Elin, you hear me???”
“meow mix, meow mix, meow mix,”
“My lips are sealed. No one will ever know about the mule snot that’s nestled betwixt your bazookas.”
“Trust me you’ll pay much more for 2% at Piggly Wiggly”
“That’s actually a REAL motorboat in there.”
Shh… my ferret really needs this nap
Either it’s the sound the ocean makes.
Or, “If jizz is a preservative, then these bitchez iz gonna last FoEvah!!!”
“Hey Phil Mickelson! What are you doing in there??”
Blurp, ….. I… Don’t…. Think…. I…. Can …. Make … It… To… The … Men’s… Room …
“This guys eyebrows remind us of better times”
“Daddy I don’t want to live in here, the judge said you have to have at least an apartment”
“I promise that next time I’ll try not to hit her thumb with the hammer.”
“These breast-es-es aren’t gonna pay for themselves”
I can see my reflection in there !! ….. Hey ! Wait a minute! Thats Tom Vu!!! Get out of my girl’s cleavage !
“Shhhhh…..you had me at restraining order”
“After the implant, there’s no f#@&ing room in here anymore. One of us has got to go.”
“I’ll just keep my mouth shut, cause I always make a total boob out of myself.”
Dammit, Crucial nailed all the Tiger lines.
“i will reveal this ancient chinese secret you speak of!”
“Wake the Hell up Gloria, there’s a midget trying to fondle us!”
“We said close your eyes for a big surprise. We see you peeking asshole!”
“Careful, you won’t be able to get off with just a pathetic speech next time.”
“Got milk? We sure as hell do.”
Gimme back that Fillet o’ Fish, gimmee that fish. What if it were you hangin’ up on this wall, if it were you hangin’ up here you wouldn’t be laughing at alllllll. OOhhhh Gimme back that Fillet o’ Fish gimmeee that fish.
Sooooo Boooooobid!!!
Welcome to the Wheel of Boobies!!!
“I’m sorry that you didn’t win on the Howard Stern show.”
“Shhhhhhh… I’ve already paid for the hotel room I’ll be staying at for The Masters.”
“We can cuddle after I play your back nine. “
“Plastic surgeons will operate on just about anyone/thing if you pay them enough. No really! For the next operation, ‘she’s’ getting her knuckles shaved down.”
“Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.”
“Shhhhh… Elin will never be able to find what that $10,000 ‘expense’ entry is on the bank ledger.”
“Eeny, meeny, mineey, mo, catch a Tiger by the tail. Awww shit!”
“Sorry Tiger, Calgon ain’t takin’ you away from this one…..nor this one.“
“Shhhhhh…they’re telling me Victoria’s secret.”
“Shhhhhh…once these airbags are installed in the Escalade I’ll be crashing every 5 minutes.”
“Yeah, kiss your widdle finger, you pussy! We told you: NO FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS WILL BE TOUCHING US, or we bite. Do we understand each other now?“
“Rule #1 of Boob Club, ALWAYS talk about boobs!”
One Rack to rule them all,
One Rack to find them,
One Rack to bring them all
and in the Cleavite bind them.
Well what do you know! Even a “shh!” sound will echo! I did not know that.
“Shhh… shut up, Pedro! And don’t make any noise in there until we get across the border!”
someone beat her with an ugly stick.
Two tits on Pink, one douchey fuckin chink.
Left boob: “Why areola fighting?’
Right boob: “I don’t know, it seems like it’s always tit for tat with us.”
Lef boobt: “We used to keep a breast of each other’s feelings, now we never just hang out anymore.”
Right boob: “If my mammary serves, me you started it.”
“Shhhhh…be vewy vewwy quiet, I’m setting BOOTY traps!”
“Don’t you mean BOOBY trap?”
“That’s what I said, BOOBY traps! God these guys!”
“…. whereas the New Jersey variant prefers horse semen, this concludes part 1 thank you for joining me, Gilbert Gottfried. Please switch breast now.”
“I cannot plint!”
A WhoAAAAAAAAAAA!
you will never get this! you will never git this!
“They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR! Now get the hell away from me.”
Start the reactor. Free Mars…
“Shhhhh, don’t text Elin…”
“If he looks down here long enough, he’ll forget the face and samsung will be ours, hahah”
“Shhh…Darksock peed in a horse once, but he doesn’t want anyone to know.”
@Capt. Bringdown
“Shhh…Kuato’s hiding in there.”
“Shhh…that wet, sharting sound you make all the time distracts from your boobiness.”
Shhhh…Elin is in the next room.
“Get that gay ring off your hand and put that greasy finger where the sun don’t shine.”
It’s very faint, but I think it’s something about spinor representations of affine Lie algebras…
I hope they are saying “Go away”.
I’m a minimalist at heart.
Why is it that looking at this picture all I can hear is Elmer Fudd saying “Be vewwy vewwy quiet – I’m hunting dicks…”
if you put your ear up to us, you can hear the ocean.
Shhhh….I think I hear where the leak’s coming from.
“Finger banging…You’re doing it wrong”.
“When E. F.* Button talks, people listen”.
*Elin’s Final Button
If Jon Gosselin and William Hung had a lovebaby.
Yours In Love,
Denny DelVecchio
yournewbadhabit.blogspot.com
“Shhhhh….Don’t tell my boyfriend I was out with you titties tonight, okay?”
“Shhhh….she’ll never suspect it was actually piss.”
Croosh 11:59 FTW, BTW.
“Shhhhh! Stupid Americans never know we making Communist takeover! We distracting them with boobies! Hahaha, stupid roundeye!”
It’s a long par five, with two large mounds on either side of the fairway…..he’ll need a lot of club if he wants to get to the opening of the grin…I mean green.
Shhhhh – the magic boobies speak? LISTEN! They say….
left boobie: PARK AND LOCK IT!
right boobie: NOT RESPONSIBLE!
“what’s the fastest way to convert to lesbianism?”
“Please don’t vomit on me again.”
These are not the boobs you’re looking for.
that hottie looks like that model that was killed and chopped up , then her ex suicided
either
1.”monomonomonomonomonomom” or
2. “if you want to be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends”
Douchebag: ‘These were my finest investment. I hope it touch them one day.’
Hot chick: ‘Your money in so HOT. Hey, is that guy over there from The Jersey Shore? I’ll be right back.’
They are saying.. My boobs are damn nice.. But my friends are nicer!