Monday, March 15, 2010

The Boob Whisperer

Shhhh!!

The boobies are speaking…

But what are they saying?

Take your best guess in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1
11:54 am March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“No Tiger, you won’t win The Master’s this year.”

11:56 am March, 15 Chest Meatsteak said...

“Look behind me and unclasp to use as a flotation device”

11:56 am March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“Erase your cell phone history next time, Eldrick.”

11:56 am March, 15 Anthony LaBaglia said...

“When you gaze long enough into the abyss, the tranny will remove her misshapen thumb from your asshole.” I think that’s Nietsche.

11:57 am March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“Shhhh… I can hear their indipendent hearts beating.”

11:59 am March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“Hi, my name is Maddox, and those are about the same size as mommy’s.”

11:59 am March, 15 Chest Meatsteak said...

“When putting from the rough use at least a 3 wood”

12:00 pm March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“None of this gets back to Elin, you hear me???”

12:01 pm March, 15 Chest Meatsteak said...

“meow mix, meow mix, meow mix,”

12:02 pm March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“My lips are sealed. No one will ever know about the mule snot that’s nestled betwixt your bazookas.”

12:03 pm March, 15 Chest Meatsteak said...

“Trust me you’ll pay much more for 2% at Piggly Wiggly”

12:03 pm March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“That’s actually a REAL motorboat in there.”

12:03 pm March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Shh… my ferret really needs this nap

12:04 pm March, 15 nona said...

Either it’s the sound the ocean makes.

Or, “If jizz is a preservative, then these bitchez iz gonna last FoEvah!!!”

12:04 pm March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“Hey Phil Mickelson! What are you doing in there??”

12:05 pm March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Blurp, ….. I… Don’t…. Think…. I…. Can …. Make … It… To… The … Men’s… Room …

12:05 pm March, 15 TheOneSalmon said...

“This guys eyebrows remind us of better times”

12:05 pm March, 15 Chest Meatsteak said...

“Daddy I don’t want to live in here, the judge said you have to have at least an apartment”

12:06 pm March, 15 Crucial Head said...

“I promise that next time I’ll try not to hit her thumb with the hammer.”

12:09 pm March, 15 Toolio said...

“These breast-es-es aren’t gonna pay for themselves”

12:09 pm March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I can see my reflection in there !! ….. Hey ! Wait a minute! Thats Tom Vu!!! Get out of my girl’s cleavage !

12:09 pm March, 15 Chixdiggit said...

“Shhhhh…..you had me at restraining order”

12:12 pm March, 15 scrotum pole said...

“After the implant, there’s no f#@&ing room in here anymore. One of us has got to go.”

12:14 pm March, 15 scrotum pole said...

“I’ll just keep my mouth shut, cause I always make a total boob out of myself.”

12:15 pm March, 15 scrotum pole said...

Dammit, Crucial nailed all the Tiger lines.

12:15 pm March, 15 Condouchious say... said...

“i will reveal this ancient chinese secret you speak of!”

12:16 pm March, 15 scrotum pole said...

“Wake the Hell up Gloria, there’s a midget trying to fondle us!”

12:19 pm March, 15 scrotum pole said...

“We said close your eyes for a big surprise. We see you peeking asshole!”

12:21 pm March, 15 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

“Careful, you won’t be able to get off with just a pathetic speech next time.”

12:21 pm March, 15 scrotum pole said...

“Got milk? We sure as hell do.”

12:22 pm March, 15 shit-stained underpants said...

Gimme back that Fillet o’ Fish, gimmee that fish. What if it were you hangin’ up on this wall, if it were you hangin’ up here you wouldn’t be laughing at alllllll. OOhhhh Gimme back that Fillet o’ Fish gimmeee that fish.

12:24 pm March, 15 jonezy said...

Sooooo Boooooobid!!!

Welcome to the Wheel of Boobies!!!

12:25 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I’m sorry that you didn’t win on the Howard Stern show.”

12:26 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Shhhhhhh… I’ve already paid for the hotel room I’ll be staying at for The Masters.”

12:26 pm March, 15 El Caganer said...

“We can cuddle after I play your back nine. “

12:26 pm March, 15 nona said...

“Plastic surgeons will operate on just about anyone/thing if you pay them enough. No really! For the next operation, ‘she’s’ getting her knuckles shaved down.”

12:27 pm March, 15 bagwagger said...

“Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.”

12:29 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Shhhhh… Elin will never be able to find what that $10,000 ‘expense’ entry is on the bank ledger.”

12:31 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Eeny, meeny, mineey, mo, catch a Tiger by the tail. Awww shit!”

12:33 pm March, 15 Wheezer said...

Sorry Tiger, Calgon ain’t takin’ you away from this one…..nor this one.

12:34 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Shhhhhh…they’re telling me Victoria’s secret.”

12:36 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Shhhhhh…once these airbags are installed in the Escalade I’ll be crashing every 5 minutes.”

12:36 pm March, 15 Wheezer said...

Yeah, kiss your widdle finger, you pussy! We told you: NO FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS WILL BE TOUCHING US, or we bite. Do we understand each other now?

12:37 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Rule #1 of Boob Club, ALWAYS talk about boobs!”

12:38 pm March, 15 Wheezer said...

One Rack to rule them all,

One Rack to find them,

One Rack to bring them all

and in the Cleavite bind them.

12:40 pm March, 15 Deltus said...

Well what do you know! Even a “shh!” sound will echo! I did not know that.

12:41 pm March, 15 Bagnonymous said...

“Shhh… shut up, Pedro! And don’t make any noise in there until we get across the border!”

12:41 pm March, 15 baglanta said...

someone beat her with an ugly stick.

12:43 pm March, 15 Racist Assbag said...

Two tits on Pink, one douchey fuckin chink.

12:44 pm March, 15 Anonymous said...

Left boob: “Why areola fighting?’

Right boob: “I don’t know, it seems like it’s always tit for tat with us.”

Lef boobt: “We used to keep a breast of each other’s feelings, now we never just hang out anymore.”

Right boob: “If my mammary serves, me you started it.”

12:45 pm March, 15 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

“Shhhhh…be vewy vewwy quiet, I’m setting BOOTY traps!”

“Don’t you mean BOOBY trap?”

“That’s what I said, BOOBY traps! God these guys!”

12:54 pm March, 15 Chest Meatsteak said...

“…. whereas the New Jersey variant prefers horse semen, this concludes part 1 thank you for joining me, Gilbert Gottfried. Please switch breast now.”

1:12 pm March, 15 Computer Guy said...

“I cannot plint!”

1:13 pm March, 15 Lusty Boy said...

A WhoAAAAAAAAAAA!

1:16 pm March, 15 Anonymous said...

you will never get this! you will never git this!

1:18 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“They’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR! Now get the hell away from me.”

1:29 pm March, 15 Captain Bringdown said...

Start the reactor. Free Mars…

1:32 pm March, 15 Grant said...

“Shhhhh, don’t text Elin…”

1:35 pm March, 15 ToddJerad said...

“If he looks down here long enough, he’ll forget the face and samsung will be ours, hahah”

1:41 pm March, 15 Mr. White said...

“Shhh…Darksock peed in a horse once, but he doesn’t want anyone to know.”

1:42 pm March, 15 Mr. White said...

@Capt. Bringdown

“Shhh…Kuato’s hiding in there.”

1:43 pm March, 15 Mr. White said...

“Shhh…that wet, sharting sound you make all the time distracts from your boobiness.”

1:50 pm March, 15 MoeDouche said...

Shhhh…Elin is in the next room.

1:54 pm March, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

“Get that gay ring off your hand and put that greasy finger where the sun don’t shine.”

1:54 pm March, 15 Captain Bringdown said...

It’s very faint, but I think it’s something about spinor representations of affine Lie algebras…

2:53 pm March, 15 Scroteophobic said...

I hope they are saying “Go away”.

I’m a minimalist at heart.

2:54 pm March, 15 Scroteophobic said...

Why is it that looking at this picture all I can hear is Elmer Fudd saying “Be vewwy vewwy quiet – I’m hunting dicks…”

5:21 pm March, 15 Euripidouche said...

if you put your ear up to us, you can hear the ocean.

6:27 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

Shhhh….I think I hear where the leak’s coming from.

6:29 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

“Finger banging…You’re doing it wrong”.

6:35 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

“When E. F.* Button talks, people listen”.

*Elin’s Final Button

6:38 pm March, 15 Denny DelVecchio said...

If Jon Gosselin and William Hung had a lovebaby.

Yours In Love,

Denny DelVecchio

yournewbadhabit.blogspot.com

8:01 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Shhhhh….Don’t tell my boyfriend I was out with you titties tonight, okay?”

8:01 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Shhhh….she’ll never suspect it was actually piss.”

8:02 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Croosh 11:59 FTW, BTW.

8:03 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Shhhhh! Stupid Americans never know we making Communist takeover! We distracting them with boobies! Hahaha, stupid roundeye!”

8:08 pm March, 15 Pepe le Douche said...

It’s a long par five, with two large mounds on either side of the fairway…..he’ll need a lot of club if he wants to get to the opening of the grin…I mean green.

8:46 pm March, 15 Troy Tempest said...

Shhhhh – the magic boobies speak? LISTEN! They say….

left boobie: PARK AND LOCK IT!

right boobie: NOT RESPONSIBLE!

9:55 pm March, 15 Steve L. said...

“what’s the fastest way to convert to lesbianism?”

10:53 pm March, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Please don’t vomit on me again.”

6:32 am March, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

These are not the boobs you’re looking for.

10:28 pm March, 16 dj trailer said...

that hottie looks like that model that was killed and chopped up , then her ex suicided

5:44 am March, 17 senior douchie said...

either

1.”monomonomonomonomonomom” or

2. “if you want to be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends”

7:34 am March, 17 Brian said...

Douchebag: ‘These were my finest investment. I hope it touch them one day.’

Hot chick: ‘Your money in so HOT. Hey, is that guy over there from The Jersey Shore? I’ll be right back.’

9:33 pm March, 17 Mike said...

They are saying.. My boobs are damn nice.. But my friends are nicer!

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