Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Dorm Hole


Ubiquitous Red Cup tells us that this foursquare of poo is unredeemable Jerz crank flushitude.

Except for Marnie on the left. Who is awkward and shy. And only wears Ed Hardy because she developed at a young age and is still terrified by all the attention her boobies bring.

But I would not focus on her boobies, like everyone else. Instead, I would gnaw her ankles lightly, and with a touch of wasabe.

Until she called down to the lobby to ask the R.A. to have me removed from the premises. Since I’m not a student.

And I’d leave quietly.

# posted by douchebag1

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