Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Grieco Turns 45

The Typhoid Mary of the modern douche plague, occasional actor Richard Grieco turns 45 today.

Grieco is whom we trace the origins of the modern douche virus to, as his uberdouchebaggery signifiers of the early to mid 1990s set much of the modern template of choadscrotery we see today.

And, of course, his possession and destruction of the once sultry perfection of Yasmine Bleeth turned into the warning for Hotts everywhere.

The Grieco may be banished to basic cable reality TV, but the plague continues. And so we mock onward.

# posted by douchebag1
1:17 pm March, 23 Deltus said...

She’s Bleeth, by definition. But, still I yearn. That’s not a terrible pic of her.

He’s pathetic. 45 year old guy (middle-agedbag *is* oldbag, normally) trying to pretend he’s still 25.

1:25 pm March, 23 El Caganer said...

I think he is looking almost normal. Maybe he is a reformed douchebag. She looks great.

1:44 pm March, 23 Wheezer said...

I guess he is now, as this page hints, suffering from manorexia…..or perhaps just a bad, Jacko-like nose job…..

Serves him right after destroying the lovely Yasmine.

1:48 pm March, 23 OMFUG said...

Notice Johnny Depp in the same rogue’s gallery as “Patient Zero” Grieco on the cover of German Teen Beat.

2:13 pm March, 23 Chad Kroeger said...

this picture is 20 years old. way back before i caught the diabeetus. are you sll drunk. i am.

2:19 pm March, 23 scrote you think you can douche said...

@Chad

hehehe diabeetus.

I’m glad DB1 caught the bday today. I saw it on dlisted.com and have been waiting for the fanfare over here. Looking at a pic of the once-lovely Bleeth makes me soooo sad.

2:23 pm March, 23 Anonne Huntress said...

That picture must be old. He looks more like a leatherbag now.

2:30 pm March, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Boss,

God willing you won’t post your entire Tiger Beat/TeenBeat/Bravo magazine collection. There isn’t a spork sharp enough to completely destroy my eye billiards. And even then, the images will never completely go away. They’ll be there, lurking in the dusty corners of my subconscious. Like when I walked in on my mom getting out of the shower when I was just a wee-spud.

Explains a lot, doesn’t it?

2:31 pm March, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She looks completely wasted.

No, not my mom!

Bastards.

3:32 pm March, 23 Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t remember this prick except that he launched Edward Scissorhands career. She was unbearably beautiful in a nice way like my daughters and their dead dog.

My thoughts for my daughters, dead dog. and deceased wife are pure like maple syrup, Captain Kangaroo, and Mr. Greenjeans, fuck off Sandra Bullock.

3:32 pm March, 23 Deltus said...

How old is this pic of them, db1? I’d assumed it was fairly recent.

4:10 pm March, 23 Wedgie said...

Old pic. He looks like Leif Garrett now, post heroin addiction.

Speaking of Tiger Beat……etc.

5:32 pm March, 23 noname said...

looks like tiffany thiessen, not bleeth

5:34 pm March, 23 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

DB1, when you get around to making “HCwDB – The Movie”, it really must be modeled after Michael Moore’s “Roger and Me”, where you take a film crew in search of an interview with Grieco. Only once you find him, you just beat the snot out of him.

That’s entertainment…. that’s entertainment.

6:01 pm March, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

I was gonna say–unless Yasmeen had some massive work, that’s not her. Either way, he is poo and I hope he got naught but poo-cake for his birthday.

6:06 pm March, 23 doucheywallnuts said...

Hundreds, if not thousands, of years from now when a future civilization stumbles upon the relics of our dead culture – this picture – they will have no doubt as to what caused our downfall.

BTW, here’s a more recent picture.

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/01/31/previews/Richard%20Grieco-SGG-034060.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/01/31/previews/Richard%20Grieco-SGG-034008.jpg

http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/richard-grieco.jpg

6:08 pm March, 23 nona said...

Too bad Corey Haim can no longer teach this choad how to OD properly.

What; too soon?

11:37 pm March, 23 Istis Est said...

Thanks for the Yasmine Bleeth link, DB1. I think my penis just cried out to God in heaven for mercy and then choked himself to death with his own foreskin.

11:39 pm March, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

He’s a scrawny, pale version of his former self. Yikes. Db1 truly knows whereof he speaks. What a visionary!

1:01 am March, 24 Baleen said...

Unbekownst to Richard Grieco, back in 1994, Lamp descended upon this hapless family who were soon teleported to Samurai Scrote’s Chamber of Boners. One photo survived:

http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/03/23/photobomb-that-guy-uncle-lamphead/

2:26 am March, 24 Steve L. said...

yeah so about that time when Ron Jeremy turned 50…

some heroes (and villains) seem immortal. but at the end of the day, everybody ages man. everybody ages.

hopefully Richard Grieco will die of a horrible bleaching accident before he turns 50 or something.

i don’t know what a bleaching accident is really, but i do know that the world needs a lot of bleach for the likes of Richard Grieco.

2:27 am March, 24 Steve L. said...

also, the Masturbatorium of L has shamelessly added a new addition to its library of morbid delights.

5:09 am March, 24 fucentarmal said...

greico turning 45 can mean only one thing, betty white better start doing some pussy yoga.

5:54 am March, 24 Edvis said...

Greico is great. I wish I was him. Night at the Roxbury was fantastic!

8:35 am March, 24 Just Sayin said...

You kids – you think you invented everything. There were douchebags back in the 1970s – we called them Guidos.

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