Tuesday, March 23, 2010
The Grieco Turns 45
The Typhoid Mary of the modern douche plague, occasional actor Richard Grieco turns 45 today.
Grieco is whom we trace the origins of the modern douche virus to, as his uberdouchebaggery signifiers of the early to mid 1990s set much of the modern template of choadscrotery we see today.
And, of course, his possession and destruction of the once sultry perfection of Yasmine Bleeth turned into the warning for Hotts everywhere.
The Grieco may be banished to basic cable reality TV, but the plague continues. And so we mock onward.
She’s Bleeth, by definition. But, still I yearn. That’s not a terrible pic of her.
He’s pathetic. 45 year old guy (middle-agedbag *is* oldbag, normally) trying to pretend he’s still 25.
I think he is looking almost normal. Maybe he is a reformed douchebag. She looks great.
I guess he is now, as this page hints, suffering from manorexia…..or perhaps just a bad, Jacko-like nose job…..
Serves him right after destroying the lovely Yasmine.
Notice Johnny Depp in the same rogue’s gallery as “Patient Zero” Grieco on the cover of German Teen Beat.
this picture is 20 years old. way back before i caught the diabeetus. are you sll drunk. i am.
@Chad
hehehe diabeetus.
I’m glad DB1 caught the bday today. I saw it on dlisted.com and have been waiting for the fanfare over here. Looking at a pic of the once-lovely Bleeth makes me soooo sad.
That picture must be old. He looks more like a leatherbag now.
Boss,
God willing you won’t post your entire Tiger Beat/TeenBeat/Bravo magazine collection. There isn’t a spork sharp enough to completely destroy my eye billiards. And even then, the images will never completely go away. They’ll be there, lurking in the dusty corners of my subconscious. Like when I walked in on my mom getting out of the shower when I was just a wee-spud.
Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
She looks completely wasted.
No, not my mom!
Bastards.
I don’t remember this prick except that he launched Edward Scissorhands career. She was unbearably beautiful in a nice way like my daughters and their dead dog.
My thoughts for my daughters, dead dog. and deceased wife are pure like maple syrup, Captain Kangaroo, and Mr. Greenjeans, fuck off Sandra Bullock.
How old is this pic of them, db1? I’d assumed it was fairly recent.
Old pic. He looks like Leif Garrett now, post heroin addiction.
Speaking of Tiger Beat……etc.
looks like tiffany thiessen, not bleeth
DB1, when you get around to making “HCwDB – The Movie”, it really must be modeled after Michael Moore’s “Roger and Me”, where you take a film crew in search of an interview with Grieco. Only once you find him, you just beat the snot out of him.
That’s entertainment…. that’s entertainment.
I was gonna say–unless Yasmeen had some massive work, that’s not her. Either way, he is poo and I hope he got naught but poo-cake for his birthday.
Hundreds, if not thousands, of years from now when a future civilization stumbles upon the relics of our dead culture – this picture – they will have no doubt as to what caused our downfall.
BTW, here’s a more recent picture.
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/01/31/previews/Richard%20Grieco-SGG-034060.jpg
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/01/31/previews/Richard%20Grieco-SGG-034008.jpg
http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/richard-grieco.jpg
Too bad Corey Haim can no longer teach this choad how to OD properly.
What; too soon?
Thanks for the Yasmine Bleeth link, DB1. I think my penis just cried out to God in heaven for mercy and then choked himself to death with his own foreskin.
He’s a scrawny, pale version of his former self. Yikes. Db1 truly knows whereof he speaks. What a visionary!
Unbekownst to Richard Grieco, back in 1994, Lamp descended upon this hapless family who were soon teleported to Samurai Scrote’s Chamber of Boners. One photo survived:
http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/03/23/photobomb-that-guy-uncle-lamphead/
yeah so about that time when Ron Jeremy turned 50…
some heroes (and villains) seem immortal. but at the end of the day, everybody ages man. everybody ages.
hopefully Richard Grieco will die of a horrible bleaching accident before he turns 50 or something.
i don’t know what a bleaching accident is really, but i do know that the world needs a lot of bleach for the likes of Richard Grieco.
also, the Masturbatorium of L has shamelessly added a new addition to its library of morbid delights.
greico turning 45 can mean only one thing, betty white better start doing some pussy yoga.
Greico is great. I wish I was him. Night at the Roxbury was fantastic!
You kids – you think you invented everything. There were douchebags back in the 1970s – we called them Guidos.