Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wednesday Limerick

Ass Pear in the Vegas of Las,

Gets caught in a douche double cross,

One bites and one noses,

As each one composes,

To use her bikini as floss.

Yup. I need a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
8:22 am March, 17 Dicy said...

One douche in D&G sunglasses

Makes these two douches look like asses

I wouldn’t really care

If this were a better ass pear

I guess I’ll just return to my classes

I kid the ass pear! For a day with no pear is a terrible day indeed.

8:26 am March, 17 Justin said...

This ass pear is setting a trap

For two unwitting young chaps

To teach them a lesson

So with hotts they stop messin’

And took two big craps on their laps

8:40 am March, 17 jonezy said...

bleethy ham hocks on display

much to father’s dismay

but she cares not a bit

if the douches do lick

all the semen from her back areay

8:41 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

These douches are inhaling methane gas

Straight out of this brunette’s loose ass

But with one anal shout

They’ll soon be passed out

And her bottom will be stained with a brown mass.

8:46 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

Her fart she did not ‘tempt to squelch

And with one gigantic rectal belch

These douches held up

An invisible cup

That was filled to the brim with wet felch.

8:48 am March, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Bacon grease smelling Lorenzo

Hanging out with his Bro’, Vincenzo

Thought it cute to pretend

He was biting her end

‘Til a garlic fart blew out her hole

8:50 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

I spy with my eye a camel-toe

‘Tis filled with crabs that’s fo’ sho’

She pushes with ease

And births some porch beef

That is covered in mangravy glow.

8:52 am March, 17 Justin said...

“Dior” opens his mouth for a taste

But instead, becomes a disgrace

For the hott popped a squat

Gave it all that she got

And fired a turd at his face.

8:54 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

Vinnie prepares to dine on rump roast

But of Chlamydia he will soon boast

For that booty baloney

He is so very ho’ny

That he’ll eat all her rectal compost.

8:56 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

To cheer for this bleeth let’s refrain

For her ass leads her more than her brain

In response to their please

She’s dropped down to her knees

And spread cheeks for a nasty douche train

8:58 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

That ass is looser than my morning stool

After imbibing much whiskey and gruel

When she lets off a toot

The sound barrier is moot

Which will leave these guys looking like fools.

8:59 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

In my limerick I typed out please

When what I wanted to say was plea’s

I’m thinking the source

Of my mangled discourse

Is her farts carried forth by the breeze

8:59 am March, 17 Vin Douchal said...

“Hey Joey, check out this aszzzz !!”

Screamed Nunzio being quite crass

Tried to give it a bite

But she put up a fight

With a wet brown stinky bum blast

9:00 am March, 17 Euripidouche said...

her hometown of muff, could no longer hide her

her love of ceili and irish pear cider,

so they cast her away

with one skill to pay

in america she’s known a pole rider.

9:01 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

Looks like they brought some new kind of kegs

That dispense at the end of two legs

But the drinks do stank

And taste quite rank

For they smell like rotted pheasant eggs.

9:03 am March, 17 Champy Malicious said...

She asks for help down from these dongs

but begins to sense something wrong

their friend takes a pic

of Pud taking a lick

while Hal timidly waves to his mom.

9:03 am March, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Because this photo is not very fresh

All these limericks regard the mess

She could make with a cloud

That would make Darksock proud

All our jokes will to farts digress

9:04 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

( )* ( )

9:06 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Three cheers for the ubber douche Brad

Who’ll do anything just to be bad

But don’t call him a slob

For after every rimjob

He wipes his mouth with her used maxi pad

9:08 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

One douche leans back in mortal fear

While the other screams for us to hear

As Mr. White draws nigh

To piss on her thigh

Then drag her back to his playpen of cheer.

9:10 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin Douchal^

Our humor may not be high brow

And there are much cleaner fields we could plow

But you have to admit

That fart jokes are the shit

That just spurt from the ass of that cow

9:12 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

There’s nary a pubic hair in this frame

Which means these douches doth flame

And the dong of the ‘girl’

Is about to unfurl

Because the tape was applied in vain.

9:14 am March, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

With bikini that didn’t quite fit,

a Bleeth made herself quite the twit

she bent over for show,

the douchebags said, “Whoa!

Are those balls in your pants or just shit?”

9:16 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

At spring break the boys gathered to play

With a bleeth who was willing to splay

But they had no idea

They’d get lost in her rear

Shouted Chad, “Hand on, helps on it’s way!”

9:17 am March, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

To all young gals I remind

of a message well-meaning and kind

it desperately screams

of low self-esteem

to let douchebags bite on your behind.

9:18 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

Two brothers are forced to kiss sister’s ass

Which leads to some foreplay that’s crass

But in Jerz their creed

Is to always inbreed

To keep their douche lineage lacking class.

9:21 am March, 17 Deltus said...

The douches don’t know what they started

By tending to her just half-hearted

Thought her anger won’t show

They are too dumb to know

It was her jilted ass that farted

9:21 am March, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Showing her downhill form

Lindsey bends over to perform

Her pucker maneuver

So open mouth hoover

Can receive a hot shitty storm

9:22 am March, 17 clam fist said...

Ass pear on the beach.

Is within a tongues reach.

Bleeth you should know

Is as pure as yellow snow

Good thing she bathes in bleach.

9:22 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

The Wednesday Limerick hath surely been missed

But I’m glad Boss saw fit to let it exist

You guys make me chuckle

As my belt doth unbuckle

So I can fwap like a deranged and repressed Baptist.

9:23 am March, 17 End the Haberdouchery said...

A med student went down to the pool,

On spring break he was actin’ a fool,

But a sudden urge to study

Made him grab a buddy

And go around sampling stool.

9:25 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

With one hand supporting each thigh

Chad gave her grand canyon a try

He shouted “HELLO!”

Turned to hear his echo

And to this day theres been no reply

9:31 am March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

As I take one more look at this pic

I can see that there’s another chick

On the opposite side

Of this bent over ride

What are the odds she’s got a dick?

9:32 am March, 17 Crucial Head said...

These douches are checking her butt bevel

To be sure it maintains its “fight level”

For dragonslaying

And ez tagging

Are terms that describe her moving bowels.

9:36 am March, 17 boone doggle said...

dior is bearing his teeth

as ass pear prepares him a queef

she stoops down real low

DG waves and says GO

and her mud flaps flutter like a leaf

9:37 am March, 17 colossus of choads said...

A douche with visors from Dior,

on a hott’s ass decided to gnaw,

they help dim the light,

and to Bono’s delight,

his cataracts will bother him no more.

9:39 am March, 17 Euripidouche said...

the bite the douchebag is plotting

belie the reason our lady is squatting

drinkstrong bracelets on right

you would think that they might

warn him of feces unclotting.

9:42 am March, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

I thought I had made a mistake

for now I am scarcely awake

I came here to slag

on some hott and douchebag

but all I can see is flank steak.

9:47 am March, 17 Bagnonymous said...

There once was a girl at the pool

Whose ass was impacted with stool

She bent down at the knees

And attempted to squeeze

And these two douchebags thought it was cool

10:04 am March, 17 Chad Kroeger said...

After falling on his douche head,

Gino called up his gay broheim Fred.

They wanted to party,

and light some skanks farty.

All they lit was Chad Kroeger’s big head.

10:05 am March, 17 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

There once were two ‘bags named Frank.

This caused confusion as both were quite rank.

One day they lost their keys.

So Brenda got on her knees.

As things frequently got lost in her smelly shank.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

10:10 am March, 17 Bagnonymous said...

I say–holy crap–what an ass pear!

I’d like to stick my face right in there.

But now I can see

That she’s squatting to pee,

So a raincoat I probably should wear.

10:12 am March, 17 El Caganer said...

Bleeth wants to poop

The douchebag uses his mouth as the scoop.

A viral vid is created

While these three mated

Where is the ubiquitous red cup

10:18 am March, 17 jonezy said...

FTW, Medusa ‘Blongata,

hilarious words for fodder

though Darksock would say

I’ve yet to come play

with a porch beef limerick starter

11:19 am March, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I dare not try to fit in

Any words of wit or herein

No limerick on this page I will plaster

I must humbly bow down to the master

Crucial at 8:46 for-the-win

11:29 am March, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

There once was a girl named Regina

She could be from Cali, NJ, or even China

Though we can’t see her expression

We spy her bikini compression

As her poop slowly fills up her vagina

1:22 pm March, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The bleeth appears knock-knee’d

As if she couldn’t hold and just pee’d

But the douches are protected

From what she has projected

By their stupid goggle/glasses, indeed

1:29 pm March, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Vin looks to bite bleeth buttocks

While Ken strikes a pose that sucks

But never you mind

A wind blows that’s not kind

And for that we get plenty of yucks

1:30 pm March, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Few stranger sounds were there than

The slapping sound coming from her can

Though they couldn’t see his wood

They cried “Give it to her good”

As they cheered on the Invisible Man

1:41 pm March, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It looks like an ill-fitting suit

And that is not very cute

But the douches don’t mind

Their Gettin Some ‘Hind’

Along with a big gaseous toot

2:04 pm March, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche Right’s arm is at ninety degrees

As if he is checking for fleas

But the bleeth has sprayed

And the smell won’t fade

As evidenced by his gag that we sees

2:12 pm March, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Its a red cup at the top of the pic?

To complete this big douchey scene of ‘ick’

You’ve got big watch/shaved chest

Oh, who said it best?

Fuck Fish Slap, that fuccen dick!

8:23 pm March, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

A Fred and a Frank and a Fricka,

Got to posing while Frank took a licka

Of Fricka’s ass pear

while Fred froze in a stare

At the friggin’ limp state of his dicka.

10:37 pm March, 17 Anonymous said...

that”s not even a nice ‘o’ pear

pro-b-ably has lot ‘o’ hair

if christian D-I-OR would bite a pear

he’ld probably spit a hair

fuck that’s a flabby ass!!!!

12:22 am March, 18 Steve L. said...

shoving out your ass like that

just makes you a deluded rat.

you are not sexy

or even pretty.

just a bleeth with two fucking brats.

2:57 am March, 18 Long-time Listener, 1st-time Caller said...

Decent lymerics I can’t compose

Therefore – this I propose:

Not to click on the “submit” link

and thereby spare you the stink

caused by my poems and prose

4:21 am March, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Calling out for Mr White

You must do what is only right

Pee in her positioned butt

And in his mouth; down to his gut

That should fix this scene of Suck and Bite

4:24 am March, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Mr. White, Mr. White, where art thee?

This Bleeth poses her butt for your pee

You can release your liquid

While the ‘Unaccustomed’ point at your sick wood

And the rest of us laugh loud with glee.

8:57 am March, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

How the fuc does one get

Their own got-damn pic in this set?

I’ve made my name the color blue

But how the fuc do I get my picture, too?

Someone enlighten this bag hunter vet!

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