Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Wednesday Limerick
Ass Pear in the Vegas of Las,
Gets caught in a douche double cross,
One bites and one noses,
As each one composes,
To use her bikini as floss.
Yup. I need a coffee.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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One douche in D&G sunglasses
Makes these two douches look like asses
I wouldn’t really care
If this were a better ass pear
I guess I’ll just return to my classes
I kid the ass pear! For a day with no pear is a terrible day indeed.
This ass pear is setting a trap
For two unwitting young chaps
To teach them a lesson
So with hotts they stop messin’
And took two big craps on their laps
bleethy ham hocks on display
much to father’s dismay
but she cares not a bit
if the douches do lick
all the semen from her back areay
These douches are inhaling methane gas
Straight out of this brunette’s loose ass
But with one anal shout
They’ll soon be passed out
And her bottom will be stained with a brown mass.
Her fart she did not ‘tempt to squelch
And with one gigantic rectal belch
These douches held up
An invisible cup
That was filled to the brim with wet felch.
Bacon grease smelling Lorenzo
Hanging out with his Bro’, Vincenzo
Thought it cute to pretend
He was biting her end
‘Til a garlic fart blew out her hole
I spy with my eye a camel-toe
‘Tis filled with crabs that’s fo’ sho’
She pushes with ease
And births some porch beef
That is covered in mangravy glow.
“Dior” opens his mouth for a taste
But instead, becomes a disgrace
For the hott popped a squat
Gave it all that she got
And fired a turd at his face.
Vinnie prepares to dine on rump roast
But of Chlamydia he will soon boast
For that booty baloney
He is so very ho’ny
That he’ll eat all her rectal compost.
To cheer for this bleeth let’s refrain
For her ass leads her more than her brain
In response to their please
She’s dropped down to her knees
And spread cheeks for a nasty douche train
That ass is looser than my morning stool
After imbibing much whiskey and gruel
When she lets off a toot
The sound barrier is moot
Which will leave these guys looking like fools.
In my limerick I typed out please
When what I wanted to say was plea’s
I’m thinking the source
Of my mangled discourse
Is her farts carried forth by the breeze
“Hey Joey, check out this aszzzz !!”
Screamed Nunzio being quite crass
Tried to give it a bite
But she put up a fight
With a wet brown stinky bum blast
her hometown of muff, could no longer hide her
her love of ceili and irish pear cider,
so they cast her away
with one skill to pay
in america she’s known a pole rider.
Looks like they brought some new kind of kegs
That dispense at the end of two legs
But the drinks do stank
And taste quite rank
For they smell like rotted pheasant eggs.
She asks for help down from these dongs
but begins to sense something wrong
their friend takes a pic
of Pud taking a lick
while Hal timidly waves to his mom.
Because this photo is not very fresh
All these limericks regard the mess
She could make with a cloud
That would make Darksock proud
All our jokes will to farts digress
( )* ( )
Three cheers for the ubber douche Brad
Who’ll do anything just to be bad
But don’t call him a slob
For after every rimjob
He wipes his mouth with her used maxi pad
One douche leans back in mortal fear
While the other screams for us to hear
As Mr. White draws nigh
To piss on her thigh
Then drag her back to his playpen of cheer.
@Vin Douchal^
Our humor may not be high brow
And there are much cleaner fields we could plow
But you have to admit
That fart jokes are the shit
That just spurt from the ass of that cow
There’s nary a pubic hair in this frame
Which means these douches doth flame
And the dong of the ‘girl’
Is about to unfurl
Because the tape was applied in vain.
With bikini that didn’t quite fit,
a Bleeth made herself quite the twit
she bent over for show,
the douchebags said, “Whoa!
Are those balls in your pants or just shit?”
At spring break the boys gathered to play
With a bleeth who was willing to splay
But they had no idea
They’d get lost in her rear
Shouted Chad, “Hand on, helps on it’s way!”
To all young gals I remind
of a message well-meaning and kind
it desperately screams
of low self-esteem
to let douchebags bite on your behind.
Two brothers are forced to kiss sister’s ass
Which leads to some foreplay that’s crass
But in Jerz their creed
Is to always inbreed
To keep their douche lineage lacking class.
The douches don’t know what they started
By tending to her just half-hearted
Thought her anger won’t show
They are too dumb to know
It was her jilted ass that farted
Showing her downhill form
Lindsey bends over to perform
Her pucker maneuver
So open mouth hoover
Can receive a hot shitty storm
Ass pear on the beach.
Is within a tongues reach.
Bleeth you should know
Is as pure as yellow snow
Good thing she bathes in bleach.
The Wednesday Limerick hath surely been missed
But I’m glad Boss saw fit to let it exist
You guys make me chuckle
As my belt doth unbuckle
So I can fwap like a deranged and repressed Baptist.
A med student went down to the pool,
On spring break he was actin’ a fool,
But a sudden urge to study
Made him grab a buddy
And go around sampling stool.
With one hand supporting each thigh
Chad gave her grand canyon a try
He shouted “HELLO!”
Turned to hear his echo
And to this day theres been no reply
As I take one more look at this pic
I can see that there’s another chick
On the opposite side
Of this bent over ride
What are the odds she’s got a dick?
These douches are checking her butt bevel
To be sure it maintains its “fight level”
For dragonslaying
And ez tagging
Are terms that describe her moving bowels.
dior is bearing his teeth
as ass pear prepares him a queef
she stoops down real low
DG waves and says GO
and her mud flaps flutter like a leaf
A douche with visors from Dior,
on a hott’s ass decided to gnaw,
they help dim the light,
and to Bono’s delight,
his cataracts will bother him no more.
the bite the douchebag is plotting
belie the reason our lady is squatting
drinkstrong bracelets on right
you would think that they might
warn him of feces unclotting.
I thought I had made a mistake
for now I am scarcely awake
I came here to slag
on some hott and douchebag
but all I can see is flank steak.
There once was a girl at the pool
Whose ass was impacted with stool
She bent down at the knees
And attempted to squeeze
And these two douchebags thought it was cool
After falling on his douche head,
Gino called up his gay broheim Fred.
They wanted to party,
and light some skanks farty.
All they lit was Chad Kroeger’s big head.
There once were two ‘bags named Frank.
This caused confusion as both were quite rank.
One day they lost their keys.
So Brenda got on her knees.
As things frequently got lost in her smelly shank.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
I say–holy crap–what an ass pear!
I’d like to stick my face right in there.
But now I can see
That she’s squatting to pee,
So a raincoat I probably should wear.
Bleeth wants to poop
The douchebag uses his mouth as the scoop.
A viral vid is created
While these three mated
Where is the ubiquitous red cup
FTW, Medusa ‘Blongata,
hilarious words for fodder
though Darksock would say
I’ve yet to come play
with a porch beef limerick starter
I dare not try to fit in
Any words of wit or herein
No limerick on this page I will plaster
I must humbly bow down to the master
Crucial at 8:46 for-the-win
There once was a girl named Regina
She could be from Cali, NJ, or even China
Though we can’t see her expression
We spy her bikini compression
As her poop slowly fills up her vagina
The bleeth appears knock-knee’d
As if she couldn’t hold and just pee’d
But the douches are protected
From what she has projected
By their stupid goggle/glasses, indeed
Vin looks to bite bleeth buttocks
While Ken strikes a pose that sucks
But never you mind
A wind blows that’s not kind
And for that we get plenty of yucks
Few stranger sounds were there than
The slapping sound coming from her can
Though they couldn’t see his wood
They cried “Give it to her good”
As they cheered on the Invisible Man
It looks like an ill-fitting suit
And that is not very cute
But the douches don’t mind
Their Gettin Some ‘Hind’
Along with a big gaseous toot
Douche Right’s arm is at ninety degrees
As if he is checking for fleas
But the bleeth has sprayed
And the smell won’t fade
As evidenced by his gag that we sees
Its a red cup at the top of the pic?
To complete this big douchey scene of ‘ick’
You’ve got big watch/shaved chest
Oh, who said it best?
Fuck Fish Slap, that fuccen dick!
A Fred and a Frank and a Fricka,
Got to posing while Frank took a licka
Of Fricka’s ass pear
while Fred froze in a stare
At the friggin’ limp state of his dicka.
that”s not even a nice ‘o’ pear
pro-b-ably has lot ‘o’ hair
if christian D-I-OR would bite a pear
he’ld probably spit a hair
fuck that’s a flabby ass!!!!
shoving out your ass like that
just makes you a deluded rat.
you are not sexy
or even pretty.
just a bleeth with two fucking brats.
Decent lymerics I can’t compose
Therefore – this I propose:
Not to click on the “submit” link
and thereby spare you the stink
caused by my poems and prose
Calling out for Mr White
You must do what is only right
Pee in her positioned butt
And in his mouth; down to his gut
That should fix this scene of Suck and Bite
Mr. White, Mr. White, where art thee?
This Bleeth poses her butt for your pee
You can release your liquid
While the ‘Unaccustomed’ point at your sick wood
And the rest of us laugh loud with glee.
How the fuc does one get
Their own got-damn pic in this set?
I’ve made my name the color blue
But how the fuc do I get my picture, too?
Someone enlighten this bag hunter vet!