Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Welcome to the New HCwDB!

Welcome!!

Come for the technologically enhanced douchebags. Stay for the technologically enhanced boobies.

Your patience during renovations has been well appreciated by your drunken and unshaven narrator. But now you can see the new site, in all of its hottie/douchey redesign.

The links in the toolbar are not working. We are working on that today.

Bugs are still being worked out, but the new message board, Scrotometer and drop-down menus should all be working in the next day or so.

The store, soon to feature HCwDB t-shirts, mugs and Samurai Scrote Bibles, should also be up in the next month or so when I get around to setting up the CafePress site.

In the meantime, poke around, and let me know what you think!

# posted by douchebag1
11:27 am March, 24 Howlermonkey said...

Beautiful. Love the new site.

11:28 am March, 24 Euripidouche said...

holy shit, this is like the first day of intro to psychology in college, you knew you were going to be surrounded by hot poon, you just wanted to get there early and be surrounded by it…

ok its not like that at all….but i’m trying

11:30 am March, 24 Anonymous said...

Nice. Very nice.

But where is Pumpy; the closet of Poo; the Hall of Hott; etc?

11:32 am March, 24 Ponderonymous said...

What in Heaven’s name is a Samurai Scrote Bible?! Are you making that up, DB1? Dude. Duuuude.

-Ponderonymous

11:33 am March, 24 cap said...

Awesome professional indeed

11:34 am March, 24 Mr. White said...

I just want to see my ginormous new Gravatar.

And to shed a tear over the downward spiral that Nearly Naked Saturday hott is taking.

And to suggest to all douches out there that you may want to pull your thumb out of your lady’s hoohaw before taking the cell phone pic you’re going to put on the internet. But I suppose, if you had any sense of decorum or taste, you wouldn’t be a douche in the first place.

11:39 am March, 24 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

Someday, I will tell my grandchildren about this moment whilst mocking the 2057 version of the alpaca ball gargling twat stains that will surely be around, even then. And I will tell them that the fight will never be over until the last of their kind are vanquished forever.

But until then, on with the boobies!

11:47 am March, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Totally cool Boss. New site/rabbit hole looks great. I’m sure it will be more awesomer in the next few days.

As for the above fuckstick, he looks like he he is finally getting what he deserves; a nice handful of of acid pissing crabs from his bleeth’s cooter. I hope they’re the kind that piss 16M nitric acid because it burns to the bone. No shit, I’m not makin’ that up.

6:44 am April, 2 El Caganer said...

Wow. Time warp.

6:44 am April, 2 Troy Tempest said...

The type in these reply posts is too tiny.

6:45 am April, 2 Troy Tempest said...

Also: it’s not

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

6:45 am April, 2 El Caganer said...

I already miss hourglass pear

6:49 am April, 2 Troy Tempest said...

I click on link to leave comment and your adverts for the book and TV show go missing

6:54 am April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Sure, I’ll poke around. But if you want me to poke where this douche’s thumb is, I’m gonna need some Penicillin when I’m done.

6:55 am April, 2 Soy Bomb said...

Like Biggie and 2-Pac, us ‘bag hunters appear to be caught up in the Matrix.

6:55 am April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Let’s try that shit again.. with Avatar pic this time.

7:01 am April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Please don’t tell me Hourglass Pear just got lost in the space-time hole.

(Heh, heh.. “space-time hole“)

Oh wait.. I right-clicked and “saved as.” I’m good!

7:07 am April, 2 El Caganer said...

I am taking credit for the scrotometer rating hotts idea, because I’m petty like that. Just kidding DB1. Site looks great. If you need help with merchandising, let me know. Its what I do.

7:10 am April, 2 Clam fist said...

Now its time to pick an avatar. I just don’t know what a clam fist looks like.

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