Monday, March 22, 2010

We’ll Cry For You, Argentina



DB1,

We hoped, we thought, we wanted it to stop in America but no.

I give you Argentinean douche bags rocking the sun glasses at night because when you’re this hot the sun shines all the time. Granted the girl is not a stunner but throw a few beers down the hatch a whalla, not so bad, eh?

Cheers!
– Julia

South American Hott Tamales always get points for accent and willingness to put out, so no worries on the Hott side, Julia.

Global scrotewankery continues to spread through three tri-tip cultural circulations:

1. Italian Historical Greasy Machismo
2. France’s Christian Audiger
3. American Hairgemony

Good work, Julia. Keep up the international ‘tagging.

# posted by douchebag1
12:05 pm March, 22 Deltus said...

Argentinian ‘bags with shades on indoors have the added threat of looking like drug dealing gangsters who will shoot you as soon as look at you if you cross them or, you know, waft your nose when you’re assaulted by the stench cloud of Axe and fail when they walk by. But these guys? Naw, just choad.

12:09 pm March, 22 Comex_Preacher said...

seriously these argentinian douches in the pic look like all the argentinian soccer players, greasy hair, skin that glistens with sweat and grease, and they act like their hot shit because they think they got skill.

12:14 pm March, 22 Euripidouche said...

i’d hike her appalaichian trail.

12:23 pm March, 22 Comex_Preacher said...

p.s i just noticed from looking again, that the guy in the middle has a biohazard tat how lame, and the guys to the left and right also look like a modern day versions of the gangsters from the film city of god. so even though Deltus mentions about them trying to look like gangsters but they’re not, they could be minor league soccer players, who earn the rest of their money from being small time gangsters… im just kind of making up a story now and acting like a dork.

12:30 pm March, 22 Crosshair McDoucheson said...

She’s been touched by the hand of god … douche.

1:19 pm March, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

I would not bang that with Glenn Beck’s cocck. And I’m not too picky.

1:31 pm March, 22 Crucial Head said...

@Chad Kroeger,

Yeah, I wouldn’t touch those guys either… but that’s just me.

1:51 pm March, 22 scrotum pole said...

I’d only bang her if she promised to keep the cigarette lit , while balancing the glass on her forehead., the entire time. (Approx. 47 seconds.)

But, that’s just me.

2:41 pm March, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

@Crucial Head

The girl. Look at the tip of her nose, it is way off normal. I would not fuck that with Darksocks cocccccccck.

And I really don’t like dudes.

2:59 pm March, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

The tip of this chicks nose is so big that if she was hung upside down you could hang very large pots on it.

3:01 pm March, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

The tip of this chicks nose is so big you could hang Teddy Kennedy’s bloated corpse on it.

3:01 pm March, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

The tip of this chicks nose is so big you could hang Teddy Kennedy’s bloated corpse on it. Duplicate comment detected.

3:23 pm March, 22 DarkSock said...

The tip of this chicks nose is so big you could hang Teddy Kennedy’s bloated corpse on it. Duplicate comment detected.

3:24 pm March, 22 DarkSock said...

Yay! Dupe Coms are back!

3:25 pm March, 22 Crucial Head said...

Massengill will be pleased.

4:18 pm March, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dude, I’d roll that Joan Jett hottie in vanilla sugar and feverishly hump her pillow while she stomped out in disgust.

9:22 pm March, 22 Baleen said...

Don’t make fun of the douche on the left. He has cerebral palsey.

1:00 am March, 23 Istis Est said...

What’s wrong with the tip of her nose? She can nose fuck my urethra any day.

2:51 am March, 23 Steve L. said...

Ass Pear La Plante cries for Argentina.

okay she’s probably a bleeth by nature but whatever.

2:52 am March, 23 Steve L. said...

also, “hairgemony” FTW.

5:53 am March, 23 Big Tony Ventresca said...

I disagree, I think she’s a stunner. She has just the right amount of hottness, combined with just the right amount of ordinary-ness, which gives me just the right amount of material to fantasize about.

12:51 pm March, 23 Cmak said...

She looks like she is going to steal all of their blow and then their wallets.

12:56 pm March, 23 theDumples said...

I swear that dude draped over miss is none other that Panther (fire equaling that of three men) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApyCGwajKiQ

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