Monday, March 29, 2010

When Frat Parties Go Wrong

After the physics conferences are over, and their papers on Quantum Mechanics and the variations of string theory have been presented, Willy and Sharlene like to unwind.

In the boiler room of a Turkish waystation and part-time torture chamber.

Meanwhile, Joey and Pete celebrate their limited futures.

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11:06 pm March, 29 poultry turd said...

Willy and his boy Kieth, texted earlier that morning and agreed that it would be freakin' cool if they both wore their sea gull shorts.

11:13 pm March, 29 El Caganer said...

Turd stains showing their turd stains.

11:15 pm March, 29 Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck off Willy! I can't play Night Ranger anymore you assclown.

11:37 pm March, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is that a cardboard cutout of Sally Fields?!

11:45 pm March, 29 Bob said...

It's like a modern day recreation of Weird Science.

And good call, Dude McC. That pretty smile does look a lot like a young Sally Fields. And yes, we like her, we really like her!

11:51 pm March, 29 massengill said...

DB1,

I'm one of those dudes in that picture: take your pick. And for the love of God, take this down.

So horrible.

11:54 pm March, 29 Justin said...

These two on the right share boxer shorts.

11:54 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Russian Bleeths at this website:

The Horror !

And THIS choad

Gaaahhh

12:02 am March, 30 El Queso said...

Sorry @Vin Douchal, any chick who can take a dump in the middle of a club is OK with me.

12:34 am March, 30 triathalog said...

When do frat parties ever go right these days?

12:54 am March, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Vin
I'm going to have to kill you now. I'm sorry. It's nothing personal. No, wait, yeah it is.

What's with the tighties under the boxers? Is that so they're not bare-assed when they're walking around with their pants falling off?

Either way, we must save her.

1:22 am March, 30 Mr. Fwaphammer said...

Assclown on left's jock strap is showing. On a better note, me likes me some shiny green fun bag supports.

1:59 am March, 30 Wedgie said...

@Vin D.

For the love of God, stop. My fuccen eyes….I'm gonna have to try and block the memory of that nastiness using my patented "tequila push-pull" technique.

Where do you find this shit? Truly horrible.

2:42 am March, 30 Bob said...

@Vin: dude, I gotta go all Oedipus Rex now, and I blame you. I cannot imagine the horror of not being able to NOT do duck face kissy lips.

And @Medusa, first she must want to be saved. She must see the choad for what it is, before she will recoil in horror at it.

2:44 am March, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Fuccen Vin D! Now I'm gonna have nightmares about Daffy effin' Duck!

I shall now redirect my emotions by wishing with all my might that I'll be reborn in my next life as the tie draped down Sharlene's rockin' barely-legal body.

2:45 am March, 30 Speling Natzi said...

^ Hey, it's spelled "legel" you dipshit.

2:48 am March, 30 End the Haberdouchery said...

Nominees for the Hall of Pear they are not.

3:23 am March, 30 creature said...

"Margie is cccchhhhooottttttt! & for the low, low price of $50 each! money well spent brahs!"

3:27 am March, 30 Erin said...

Oh White Hat Awkward Pose Guy, you thought this was going to fun. Hot girl with eye catching bra, partin' with a couple of your best bros… and then this happened.

It's ok to die a little inside WHAPG, we all do when we look at this pic.

3:40 am March, 30 creature said...

She came free with a tuck & roll upholstery job

3:56 am March, 30 The Bag Queen said...

If you put your ear against it you can hear the ocean… the faint cries of seagulls, and the churning of seamen/semen.

3:59 am March, 30 euripidouche said...

i hope whomever's step-mom that is, got plenty of weed, because when dad finds out how defiled his trophy wife is, he is going to be pissed…that buy-out of the pre-nup is coming out of your future business start-up money young man….

4:50 am March, 30 ehcuodouche said...

@Dude McCrudeshoes

I'm not sure if it's a Sally Field thing or Mary Tyler Moore thing she's got going on.

5:03 am March, 30 French word for shower said...

Is Willy the same as the previous photo? He looks much younger and…softer…than in the previous photo. He also doesn't look like a stroke victim anymore.

5:04 am March, 30 Wheezer said...

"When Frat Parties Go Wrong" – DB1, isn't this the rule rather than the exception?

But I'm with Medusa (5:54 p.m.) in that she must be saved…..even if she is a cardboard cutout…..

5:06 am March, 30 Wheezer said...

@The Bag Queen, 8:56 p.m. –

Isn't that spelled "siemen"? I'm pretty sure that's how it's listed in Swolebster's.

6:32 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

Lisa despise every time Todd's two asshole friends came over.

6:33 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

The future's so brown, They gotta wear Glades

8:56 am March, 30 Steve L. said...

i'd hate to think that anyone in this pic can pass Science 10.

8:58 am March, 30 Steve L. said...

i looked at TWO pics in Vin Douchal's links and i can still sleep well.

but i wouldn't credit that to my new-found douche-bleeth tolerance. i think it's just because i really need to just fucking collapse on my bed.

11:18 am March, 30 massengill said...

She's not a cut-out, she's a real doll.

And the two guys on the right hand side of this pic look like they are probably brothers.

3:33 pm March, 30 The Bag Queen said...

Wheezer, i had to look up the word Swolebster and absolutely nothing came up… ? I wish I had something witty with which to respond, but I got nuthin.

4:59 pm March, 30 Wheezer said...

Sorry about that, Bag Queen – I guess you've done a better job than I at erasing from your memory the stain known as "Stackhouse."

How did you do that, anyway? And what would you charge per dose?

5:59 pm March, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think I might have been at this conference. Now if I recall correctly Willy's paper involved trying to disprove Bell's Theorem in cases of quantum entanglement in systems with 3 stable states and one metastable state while Sharlene's paper was trying to prove that the Standard Model was wrong and that Yang-Mills Theory could never be used to prove that we really live in 11 dimensions.

Oh wait, never mind. He was the fuckstick I gave $5 to to get my bag up to my room and she was the "hostess" for the evening. The other two clowns sat in the corner with their coloring books eating the crayons. "Purple tastes like burning!"

5:00 am March, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, at least they aren't going commando….

…saved my eyes from a horrible butt-ache.

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