Thursday, March 25, 2010

Where's Waldouche?: Creepy Fratguy Edition


While I’m hard at work fixing the server today, by which I mean drinking and lying on my rug, musing on the inner boobie bouncal ratio, lets play the game that’s sweeping the nation:

Where’s Waldouche?

Somewhere in this lineup of eleven Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC),with perfect teeth and legs of uber-gnaw, I’ve carefully placed one creepy Perry Farrel Frattard.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

If you can’t, I’ve carefully arranged four Ubiquitous Red Cups to help guide you.

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4:53 pm March, 25 baleen said...

"Hey, Mom's got the Sunny D!"

4:55 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

I don't think I've ever seen a better lineup of quality/quantity sorority girls negated by a single scrote.

4:56 pm March, 25 baleen said...

Seriously. That is an impressive gaggle of hotts. Not a stinker in the bunch. Oh, wait. There's a three fingered choadwank ruining the fun. Somebody crop that shit stat!

4:57 pm March, 25 scrotum pole said...

Vodka and fabric softener is a damn good buzz.

5:05 pm March, 25 scrotum pole said...

Mandy and Heather (third and fourth from left, seated) are holding each other's hand, and I think that's sweet.

By sweet, I mean it arouses my softy, nerdy penis.

5:13 pm March, 25 MG said...

And granted a I had a super-cute gf for most of college that was comapred to young winona ryder or natalie portman when her hair was growing out post V for Vendetta who ultimately I ended up losing becuase i wasn't ready to be married at 23, but this picture is a great example of what my college experience was NOWHERE CLOSE TO.

Army of Douche-ness

5:28 pm March, 25 Shoot that Chode!! said...

Oh my F'ing God!!!
How i wish I was that sofa with all that hot Sorority ass pressed against me!! I'd shot a rusty spring into Chode-Boys ass to get me off and the other three standing hots to sit their warm juice butts down on me!!!!!!!!!!
Blonde hott, Asian hott, every type of hott!!!!!!!!!!

5:37 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

Wow. Every Single One of these girls is cute.

And despite her proximity to Cornhole for Pyros, Red Dress Jessica is making me long for Thanksgiving drumsticks.
gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, ang, ang, ang, nomnomnomnomnom.

5:38 pm March, 25 UFO Destroyers said...

Ahhh the sweet smell of vodka, Sunny D, Monster energy drink, rubbing alcohol, and Karo syrup. And not a natural blonde amongst the gaggle.

Would somebody seriously take Jose Canseco's retarded nephew outside and beat him to within an inch of his life with a pillowcase filled with Master locks, hammers, and a security case for DVDs.

I'm not usually prone to violence, but come on, it's bound to be worth it once in a while.

5:38 pm March, 25 euripidouche said...

i see 11 emanuelle's i'd like to rahm, and one turd blossom….

5:41 pm March, 25 Chad Kroeger said...

This picture needs less of him and more of me. A case of Everclear and grape koolaid would help me in my quest to do naughty things with their sweet young parts.

I would even bathe. And by bathe I mean have them pee in my general direction.

5:44 pm March, 25 baleen said...

It's like hunting quail. You don't just blindly shoot the whole covey. You pick a single target and then proceed. So I'm going with brunette second from the right because I'm already staring down the barrel of my Winchester. It's oiled up and ready to fire.

5:46 pm March, 25 E-blo's Last Thought said...

Wow.

I would have sex with every one of the girls in this picture.

They would scoff and walk away at my drunken advances, but still…

5:51 pm March, 25 DarkSock said...

There are 23 boobs in this picture…a new record!

5:51 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

My 1987 self called. I want my Sky Jordans back.

AV

5:52 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

Nice quail hunting analogy. ^
One musn't be confused by a hundred beating wings as the birds explode in front of the dog holding point.

6:07 pm March, 25 Fatness said...

In an earlier life I delivered pizzas on a large university campus in the middle of Illinois. The few sororities with contents comparable to this picture seemed to always have one dork similar to the one on the right here around to pay for them. In four years I don't think any of those girls spent a penny. I doubt the goober they estrogen-ed to the poorhouse got any either.

* sigh * so long ago…

6:11 pm March, 25 The Doutche Oven said...

If I were him, I would expose my weiner to the entire group just so I could think about it later.

6:15 pm March, 25 MoeDouche said...

WOW! This is indeed a HQ H-O-T-Ts that I've seen in quite a long time.

Poor idiotic choad. He's been had by those hotts. They probably had no need for him being there other than to send him to the package store for liquor runs.

6:33 pm March, 25 Bob said...

SO much hott… so beautiful… *tears up*

6:40 pm March, 25 da da doooschey said...

I would bang each and every one of them. Yes, I know the ramifications of said statement, but I think it'd be a small price to pay to have each of those cupcakes enjoy some of my pancake batter, so to speak….

6:43 pm March, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What's the deal with the two bottles of laundry detergent in next to the sofa? I hope the girls are planning on throwing this guy in with the next load on a perm press setting.

And I don't care that it's got the worst medley of cheap drinks and drink containers imaginable, but I would give my left spleen to be that table. Because you just KNOW that two hours after this pic was taken, three of them girlies will be lying across it half naked and making out.

6:49 pm March, 25 Crop Tool said...

Someone call for me?

7:17 pm March, 25 Chad Kroeger said...

Is it wrong for me harbour ill will and resent that my wife will be back soon after seeing these girls that would have been her friends some 20 years and hundreds of thousands of beers ago. When did I start writing run on sentences?

My big head is sore. My little head is throbbing.

7:19 pm March, 25 Chad Kroeger's Boner said...

If Waldouche left this could be the best porn ever.

7:22 pm March, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

The pirate wench shivers me timbers and hoists my mainsail.

Time to bury me treasure.

Ar.

7:28 pm March, 25 Crop Tool said...

^You forgot about the booty.

7:30 pm March, 25 Justin said...

What has happened to this poor man's right hand?

7:39 pm March, 25 Bob said...

@Justin: unfortunate nose-picking-whilst-getting-punched-in-the-face accident. Just say no, kids.

7:43 pm March, 25 Mr. White said...

@Justin

Just another shithead who didn't listen to the shop teacher's safety warnings before using the jigsaw. There's at least one in every class at semi-rural high school from 1955 – present. And they all look remarkably like him.

7:48 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

He is 8 bid.

8:05 pm March, 25 Just Sayin' said...

Dayum – what a hott convention! Notice that the sweetie in red is leaning away from the three-finger shitstain.

8:15 pm March, 25 MILLS said...

Well i've been lookin at this pic for quite a long time now and by long time i mean i've lost track of time i've been gorping at it so long but none of these tender birds quite catch mine and my dicks attention as much as the sweet little stunner in the middle with the blonde hair and oh so low cut red top oh yes i call shotgun on that!

8:18 pm March, 25 MILLS said...

Oh i almost forgot my dick tells me that the latina type in black by the door is also worth noting and remembering for future thoughts at private times if u know wat i mean

8:26 pm March, 25 Wedgie said...

DB1, linin' up the brunettes on a fine Thursday afternoon.

Plus one imitation Gacy child. Nothing a little right-side croppage can't fix.

8:30 pm March, 25 Wedgie said...

Girl in the red next to Choadamite is leaning as far away as fuccen possible.

She still can't escape the smell.

8:55 pm March, 25 Chixdiggit said...

Jesus Christ, there are a lot of guys having more fun than I am

9:15 pm March, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I'd like to take the 11 TYGSC home. Let's see…one a day…11 days running…OH DEER LORD. I hope I can make it to the end…

9:15 pm March, 25 Anonymous said...

that douchenozzle is working the queer angle, hott chicks love a little flame, and he has a torch burning. WOW. i just photo cropped myself next to that little tasty sen yo rita in the back, direct deposit to the Spank Bank..

11:25 pm March, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Anybody else here feeling sorry for the ugly chick relegating to taking the photo?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Didn't think so.

11:31 pm March, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

My guess is, unlike so many other photos we've all seen on HCwDB, he's the stripper and they're the ones with stacks of singles. One hour after this picture was taken he was gone and they were all staring blankly around the room, wondering who's idea it was to pay for a guy to wave his junk in their face but not wanting to say anything, and using wet wipes to clean the lingering memory from their fingertips.

He drove home pissed that once again he didn't get any action from the customers. What's a guy-stripper got to do to get a chick customer to give him a blowjob? Guy customers; no problem. Chick customers; what's the f*cking deal!?!

The detergent is to de-louse the place afterwards.

2:48 am March, 26 DouceYouWannaDance said...

I have to assume he is the one who supplied the booze.

I can see no other reason why he and he along would be in a room full of sorority woo-girls.

4:47 am March, 26 Douchble Helix said...

OMG! I don't know where to look. But I am especially drawn to the 2 in red on the right side.

5:35 am March, 26 baleen said...

"Like, OMG Baleen, your dick is like so HUGE!!! LOL! Ok, like, whose like first? OMG!

6:40 am March, 26 Crop Tool said...

Fixed.

8:04 am March, 26 Steve L. said...

we should stipulate some rule about not allowing a lopsided hott-to-Waldouche ratio to allow easier Waldouche finding.

and also to better avoid self-injuring incidents for people who play the game.

8:06 am March, 26 Steve L. said...

not saying i've injured myself over this picture. i'm better than that.

just ignore this scar here. has nothing to do with it at all. move along.

3:57 am March, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Good grief, the pimps sure have a stable of beauties today.

GET SOME!

3:46 am March, 30 Anonymous said...

what about the brunette hippy chick 4th from the left? man the dirty things to that burlap loving, tree hugging fine piece of california ass.. mmm i just got the chills.

6:30 am March, 31 Anonymous said...

^^ ya i feel that.. and the she makes out with the hot blonde to her right.. ahh man i actually just jizzed my pants.

6:30 am March, 31 Anonymous said...

^^ ya i feel that.. and the she makes out with the hot blonde to her right.. ahh man i actually just jizzed my pants.

7:05 am March, 31 Anonymous said...

^^fo sho. Damn she fucking fine!

6:23 am April, 1 Anonymous said...

normally im into blonde chicks but i must agree with u fellas completely cuz "hippy brunette" holding her girls hand makes me wish that hand was my monster cock. im tellin ya i normally got for blondes but this brunette bombshell knocks 'em out as she makes my dick quiver.. someone hook me up with this girls number! but really!!

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