Thursday, March 25, 2010
Where’s Waldouche?: The Empire Strikes ‘Bag
Since we’re going with a Thank-You-God Sorority Cupcakes (TYGSC) theme, here’s another lineup of tasty state school hottness.
But look closely.
Somewhere in this pic I’ve hidden a goofy Nerdbag who’s just glad to be there.
Can you find him?
Degree of difficulty: +2 Due to the boobs trap.
We'll just call him "Dearth (of) Soul" and let it go at that.
And I want to let my motorboatin' self go on all those boobies.
Nice photo; 7 brunettes and one asshole.
I like to eat the tasty cream filling from the TYGSC. Little known fact, this was the original test lab designation for Hostess Cupcakes.
I like this version better. Minus the asshole, of course.
Dickwad and the Seven Hotts.
From the left:
Muffy and Jenny and Dippy and Bleethy and Skanky and Crazy and Bewbie…
Once again, I would gladly have sex with every woman in this picture.
They would gladly laugh in my face and walk away.
two words: droppin' looaaads.
And…he's wearing an Empire Strikes Back tee shirt. If there actually was a god, fifteen seconds after the shutter clicked he was upside down in a rancid toilet bowl.
it's a tarp!
Oh noes! another 7 TYGSC??!!
Hot chicks with unfortunate schnozzes.
And I swear the one on the left is Jayden James.
Guess who's not getting any tonight. Hint: This guy.
Ho hum…yet another day in Bagadise.
Just sent you fresh meat, DB1. Post it post haste, if you so choose.
For some reason my eyes are drawn over to the right edge of the picture.
I would let the girl with the two beautiful death stars to do anything she pleases with my light saber using any Force she likes. But the reality is, I'm stuck with my Hand Solo.
(I know, I know. Just wanted to throw some quick bad Star Wars puns in there)
– Oucheday Agbay
King Justin laughs at the world from atop his dorm fridge sized dildo; "Dance, my litle monkeys…DANCE!!!!…MWUAHAHAHAHAHHHH"
The sad dwindling end of Maddox's book tour.
Yes, Anonymous at 5:15, I believe this may be a sorority photo made up of exclusively non-shellfish eaters. I would know.
The one on the far right, with the boobs? I saw her first.
I could make a career out of pics like this one.
Fixed.
two Waldouche-finding exercises in one day?
you should've saved such an occasion for the new and (truly) improved HCwDB, DB1.
by the by, i lost sight of Waldouche when i got carried away trying to concoct the darkest and most hateful death threats involving the word "strike".
ah yes, the loverly ladies of sigma tau delta(somebody please see what i did there, you know, jewish sorority sigma delta tau, i'm so clever i reversed the tau and the delta, which is funny, almost as funny as how the original configuration looks like eat to a gdi, and some chapters are the fat jewish girl sorority…note i didn't guild the lily by saying they were the iota eta pi chapter,no when to say when, that's my motto)
any way from numbering left to right, in order of doing….
3
7
2
6
1
4
5
but, really not a bad one in the bunch. oh hey there is a photobomber….how 2004….douchebag.
He should crawl back in his Ton-ton.
St. Julie of the Bountiful Boobies has blessed this TYGSC group.
Doesn't he have to get to Toshii Station and pick up some power converters?
Oh my god lookit them hotts I might just… hhuuuuuu-UUUUUHHHHNNN
Why the hell didn't the ladies in *my* college experience look like this?
Crop Tool, you are indeed an artiste.
I haven't seen such a deft editing touch since the old Dean Martin Roasts where 50 celebs could all fit on a dais with 10 chairs at the same time.
YES, we see Nerdbag giving his erect "Two-Peckered Billy Goat"
hand signal in the presence of so much heat.
One of these girls will never know what it is like to purchase her own alcoholic beverage in a bar.
Guess which one?