Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Beefy McGee and the Martini Sisters

I caught their act at the Sheraton Lodge outside of Trenton.

Good times.

Beefy had a mind reading act, and Sharlene would produce doves from her cleavage.

Oh wait. No, sorry.

I’m thinking of my last trip to the Magic Castle. This team fetched me a mocha grande last Tuesday. And I tipped .35 cents.

# posted by douchebag1
11:35 am April, 13 bigphatnotadouche said...

Yikes – I’m blinded by the grease.

11:40 am April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Gross.

This is why I don’t work in an emergency room. I’d let them die before I touched them with anything shorter than Allison Stokkes’ pole.

11:42 am April, 13 clam fist said...

Nice bikini hotts. All these springbreak pics have inspired me to fix up the old Camaro. Pep boys had some really sweet zebra seat covers on sale. Chicks dig that shit.

11:42 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Funghis Kahn’t here somehow decided that a flattened octopustarfish tatt was a good idea.

He’s deep like that.

11:43 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

Khan’t*

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Where’s than damn trash can?

11:43 am April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dayum.

Fellers,

Alison can sure take a photo.

Fwap,

VD

11:48 am April, 13 DarkSock said...

Damn they’re all three thicker than a coal tar milkshake.

WTF is up with PopTop McTatt’s britches? A tribute to the fallen miners, or a photo of his proctologist at work?

11:49 am April, 13 Chad Kroeger said...

Grease boy needs a better trainer. It just ain’t workin’ yo. Youse gots to get off the Arby’s dollar menu to flex the pecs and the abs bra. You can’t be a player if you don’t drink the light beer.

You need a bit of groin shave to look like a big midget like me. And a hotter ho bro. Get some you hatters.

Bagpoleon

11:50 am April, 13 Chad Kroeger said...

Allison, my aim is poo.

11:52 am April, 13 Mr. White said...

These three should all be corpses in an episode of CSI. They’d look a little better that way. The show would only be 10 minutes long, though, because nobody would care enough to investigate what happened to any of them.

12:03 pm April, 13 End the Haberdouchery said...

These three specimens have less class than Bill Belichick’s cutoff hoodie sweatshirts.

12:09 pm April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

I am tired of all you fuckers making fun of us near sighted people.

That is all

12:34 pm April, 13 Tanath said...

you tipped 35/100ths of a cent? it’s more than i’d give them…

12:56 pm April, 13 Claude Douchenburg said...

That is hot-in-the-middle chest size. .35

12:58 pm April, 13 fatness said...

Where’s the hotts?

All I see here is one giant STD.

1:02 pm April, 13 fatness said...

I just looked again. His boobies are bigger than either of the skanks’.

1:09 pm April, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The chicks were thinking if they just stuck their ass out in front everyone would be jealous and want a piece.

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Nah. He’s not much to get worked up over.

1:12 pm April, 13 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

I can only hope and pray that this photo was snapped just before this trio ascended the stairs to a Mayan sacrficial ceremony. Though the gods would surely reject this offering.

1:22 pm April, 13 douche equis said...

Now THAT’s a douche.

1:29 pm April, 13 Deltus said...

She’s greasy bleeth, but middle hott sure does sport some nice butt cleavage.

Oh, btw, thanks Vin Douchal. Those two Allison/Alison pics made my day, right when I needed it most. Terribly kind of you.

1:47 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Is that a Samurai on his shorts….? Just saying. It’s an invocation…?

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Those two chicks make me want to give myself a bath in hot turpentine, using a wire brush to get into all those hard-to-reach places. I think after seeing this pic I’m not gonna want to anyway.

1:47 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Want to use them, that is. Whither the trash can?

1:49 pm April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What exactly did DB1’s 0.35 cents get used for?

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a) Bleach for the right skank to look even more like a skunk

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b) The 0.01 square yard of fabric to make the bikini top for the skank in the middle

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or

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c) The jorts that Queefy McGee got airbrushed with a picture of Perez Hilton dressed as Darth Vader.

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Vote early and often.

1:50 pm April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fuck, I can’t tell my right from my left anymore. I’ll go back to putting the “R” and “L” on the appropriate hands now.

2:55 pm April, 13 doucheywallnuts said...

Beefy obviously didn’t get the memo from the Douchebag/JuiceHead Collective that recommends actually lifting weights when embarking on a steroids cycle. From the looks of it Beef Tits needs to get off the buffet line and on the treadmill and probably should put a shirt on until he goes through his orientation at the local Curves.

From the glimpse of his lower legs one has to wonder when Beefy was able to take off the leg braces, as his atrophied calves indicate that he does little weight bearing exercise, with the possible exception of schlepping his heft from one early bird buffet special to the next.

8:11 pm April, 13 Denny DelVecchio said...

I momentarily believed we had a mini redemptive moment on our hands when I thought it to be Darth Vader on his Jams.

Not to be . . .

9:10 pm April, 13 The_Postdouchster_General said...

Oh the jeans, oh dear god the jeans!!

Hat turned around, tats, the shades and the Livestrong Armband…when did those get so douchey?

9:56 pm April, 13 Baleen said...

Nice Krull tat.

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http://www.yourprops.com/norm-4652b1b37e5ba-Krull+(1983).jpeg

10:02 pm April, 13 Baleen said...

Actually, did the Krull tat shit out another tattoo and then blend with it forming a Super Krull Shit Tat?

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Also, aren’t they a little old to be sneaking around Putt Putt at night after closing time?

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I’m confused so I’ll scroll on up to Vin’s links of Allison. You know, air out my balls n such.

12:13 am April, 14 Steve L. said...

the brunette in the middle should tip ME for having to consume any beverage served up by her.

4:50 am April, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Looks like the mandana matches the arm tatt.

Consuela in the middle looks like she’s just damn glad to be here. As long as ‘here’ isn’t Arizona.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-arizona-immigration14-2010apr14,0,4677282.story

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