Monday, April 19, 2010
Bunny Spandex Guy Voted
Bunny Spandex Guy wanted to come by and show off too much groin information to Ellen before they both voted in the HCwDB of the Month.
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eyebleach, now!
That’s fucked up!
Douche looks like he is wearing a cod piece.
Hott has the granola vibe.
I will spend the next 5 minutes gazing at her lovely mid-section until I’m done.
Let’s play…free association. The first five things that pop into my head after viewing this image are:
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1.) Fanny Pack
2.) Small zippered storage pouch worn around the waist
3.) Pink Sock
4.) Rabbit done died
5.) Tummy spurt
Donnie Dork-O
If you crop the picture just right it looks like the birth of Plinky.
I’m thinking that when he unzips that “fanny pack” his little weenie pokes it’s head out, like a shy ground squirrel.
Buffalo Beast quietly pees on the floor in protest, zips up, and leaves without fanfare.
The only way to remove that image from the memory is to look at Heidi Watney photos.
Again
Check out the ghost behind Ellen…you can see right through that blue shirt!
@dark sock
Tummy splurt is in order. She is nummy in a perverted old fuck kind of way. Her stomach leaves no alternative but bad thoughts.. And for that I must go to confess my sins, but not to my wife because I have become fond of my penis. Archbishop Rumprunner will be glad to see me again after all these sordid years of drugs, whores, and cheap port wine.
Another dickhead trying to be cool at a Halloween party or a club. Can’t tell and doesn’t matter. Pink-bag may have been celebrating Easter at the club yyyoooooo!!!!! Fist pump it dawg!!!!
Christina Hendricks
Can’t beat the Plinky’s birth, Donnie Dork-O, or Buffalo Beast comments so I’ll make like Buffalo Beast and plead the Fifth.
And by ‘plead the fifth’, I mean get started early on this here fifth o’ Mark.
nottadouche, its 11th dimensional irony-chess.
he is so douchey, but yet self consciously douchey, but yet he manages to preview the package and show the abs, but its so over the top, and the right hand gesture is shockingly in harmony….in the end all i can say is…
well played sir.
as for her, quite nice she could be the harlot, the hussy, the trollop, the tramp, floozie, bimbo, tart, broad, easy,slut,ho,skank, jump-off, beckie. or as i think of it, a winner in any era.
Hall of Suckle-Belly-Gnaw, please!!!
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On her, that is. That’s just f*cking wrong if you thought I was talking ’bout him. Yeeach. Just wrong. Wow…
The unnamed rat is right, this sick bunny is nothing compared to the uber-rare blue-ghost douche in the background.
i see camel toe, a protruding camel toe *shudder*
She’s had quite a run with having a naturally splooge-worthy midsection like that. And she’ll maybe squeeze another year or so before she puts on enough weight that people like me no longer stare at her tummy and think “Damn, I’d love to skeet on that!” But it’ll happen, if she doesn’t start to look after her tummy better with crunches or something.
He needs to be rendered unconscious and then have his mouth placed firmly against a curb. Then I’ll dress as the Energizer Bunny and I’ll just keep going and going and going until there’s nothing left of him except some DNA fragments left on the pavement.
ironically, her name is Bunny.
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and by her, I mean the fanny pack
that guys bunny outfit is so wigged out that nobody even noticed the douche goggles…though there is nothing wrong with that.
They’ve changed the uniform at the Nickel-cade since I was there last.
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He keeps change in his fanny pack dispenses prize tickets from his ass for those times when the skeeball machine is acting up.
You’re Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
“My God…he look’s like a pink nightmare!” — The Old Man, “A Christmas Story”
I say throw both of them into Eyjafjallajokull. Well, maybe just him, if she isn’t a virgin.
I saw Buffalo Beast this weekend at the library.
AAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MY EYES
OH GOD
Omigod, another “RAZZBERRIES!”
The wife really loves it when well-muscled guys go commando under pink spandex a’ la Speedos, wear faux bunny fur fuzzier than chest hair, and dark glasses with pink graduated lenses….to the point of asking me why don’t I try that sometime and see what ensues. Without the fanny pack hiding the interesting details.
And now we know why hotchicks dare to be seen with douchebags.
Bunny Spandex Guy quite obviously would not vote for anyone without a truly freaky fashion sense.
it’s like, why do Jed and Bunny Spandex Guy need women when they have each other?