Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Chin Trickle Charlie

Okay, since you indulged my Nik Ritchie rant, have some Chin Trickle Charlie mock.

But more importantly, step back and appreciate the aesthetic attributes of the Angie Twins. Who demonstrate that large breasts curve space/time and prove Einstein’s Red Shift theorem through pants fondle dark matter.

Wholesome fondle thigh to the ankle bite when they jiggle poke the undies thwap.

That last sentence may not have made sense.

Then again, maybe it did.

I feel like this pic ran on the site before, but I’m hung over, so I’m going with it.

# posted by douchebag1
2:11 pm April, 28 Mr. Bagoo said...

Jorts.

2:13 pm April, 28 Bag A said...

Cute faces, but those broads could be starting linebackers for Auburn!

2:17 pm April, 28 scrotum pole said...

Thoughtfully puffing on his cigarette, Buffalo Beast reflect on days gone by.

Things seemed so much simpler when he was one half of the comedy team “Penn and Teller.”

2:20 pm April, 28 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

His shorts are cut off, his chin pubes receding

His shirt is wide open, his belt buckle’s gleaming

The sweet Angie Twins, their boobs I admire

Why must you humour this homo in douche attire?

2:31 pm April, 28 mr.reeve said...

When the hell did Balki from Perfect Strangers start scoring Armenian hots?!?!?

http://members.tripod.com/~preTender_316/balki2.jpg

2:58 pm April, 28 Vin Douchal said...

After stepping off the plane, Zayher hugged his half sisters and asked, “Veer kin guy get some Fattoush around here?”

3:14 pm April, 28 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

I call FOD-Bag. (As always: Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I just can’t resist a meme.)

3:46 pm April, 28 Deltus said...

@Douchie Howser: he may be FOD, but more likely straightbag with horrible fashion sense. The ladies are full bodied (ie. I’d hump them like a rhesus monkey), but many would consider them too thick. Stupidly. Cause man, check out them tittays!

3:46 pm April, 28 Chaz Bono Kroeger said...

Cut off jeans? Was this dude in the Hot Tub Time Machine Movie?

3:50 pm April, 28 Chad Kroeger said...

@Deltus

I’d do them too. If they had enough powdery cocaine and cheap sparkly Boone’s I bet you could get a twofer.

4:02 pm April, 28 lupus john wilcox said...

yes, clothes do make the man.

4:08 pm April, 28 Horace Dangleballs said...

“Wholesome fondle thigh to the ankle bite when they jiggle poke the undies thwap.

That last sentence may not have made sense.

Then again, maybe it did.”

That sentence may not have made sense, but the inference is clear and easily understood.

The two lovelies rolled him, tossed his carcass in a dumpster, and ventured home for hot girl-girl fun.

4:30 pm April, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Definitely ran before, but I don’t mind the corn-fed buxom wholesomeness.

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This guy’s frequently fed corn, too, except from the other end…

4:33 pm April, 28 Euripidouche said...

of course FOD has become fairly well known, less know is SOL, at least in the context of Suitor of Liza…referring to any male who ever made a sincere effort to get into the pants of liza minelli.

4:45 pm April, 28 Soy Bomb said...

BOOBS FTW

4:51 pm April, 28 Soy Bomb said...

It’s always a challenge to pick out the subtle differences ‘tween the gaybag and eurobag. For this pic, I must dig deeper and consider the rather ‘european’ way that the gentlemen in the background is suckling on his cigarette…or, erm…upon second glance, it appears to be a ‘fancy’ way. I give up! notta-nottadouche anyhow.

4:52 pm April, 28 DB Sweeney said...

We have seen the one on the right before…

5:13 pm April, 28 doucheywallnuts said...

This is a disturbing photo for a few reasons. First the cut off jeans, which have been discussed, are trouble all on their own. Add to this crap candle, the snugness of the paper thin button down shirt due to his ample midriff (check the strain lines shooting out from the lowest button) the Greek Orthodox low-hanging cross and the fact that the girl on the right looks like a relative (perhaps sister) and this is the stuff of nightmares.

I love a good run-on sentence.

5:15 pm April, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Jorts. The guy is wearing JORTS!

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On a brighter note… just found out the chick I’m dating has the chick on chick fantasy as her #1. Now, how do I make this happen???

5:15 pm April, 28 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a douche with really bad shorts

Who was obviously bad at sports

Coccks he preferred

This line is not blurred

And he wears black soccks with supports

5:18 pm April, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Hey , it’s Wednesday , ain’t it?

6:10 pm April, 28 Vin Douchal said...

@ Db1

Re: Yesterday’s “Cochella” reference in the Aussie Rules Footbag post

Its spelled Coachella . I know this only because of this gallery (don’t say you can’t learn anything on the intrawebs):

Hot Girls at Coachella

Coachella AssPear

6:26 pm April, 28 Mr. White said...

Somebody needs to tell this cocckslap that jean shorts died in the 80s.

7:16 pm April, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Vin D., my penis thanks you for the links. In fact, he’s so happy that he might stand up straight and barf all over himself.

8:35 pm April, 28 Douchrilo Princip said...

In other news, I have observed in photos of myself a tendency toward raised-eyebrow smirk, with either raised beer-glass or ironic “Blood” hand-gesture. I therefore qualify for stage-1 douche status, minimum.

The first step is acknowledging you have a problem.

9:25 pm April, 28 tall guy said...

i really like the look of the blackie on the left, but it looks like the one on the right is Fouard’s sister.

9:47 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

6:26 pm

Mr. White said…

Somebody needs to tell this cocckslap that jean shorts died in the 80s.

yep. They buried the last surviving pair of ballhuggin’ Non-Ironic denim shorts with poor ol’ Freddie Mercury.

9:57 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

Showing old pictures that have previously run on HCWDB? HA! Two can play at that game, Nik Ritchie…

10:20 pm April, 28 massengill said...

@ Vin

I went to Coachella a few years ago, those girls are not at Coachella. They are at hotels in Palm Springs. Coachella is down the road, away from the Champagne and swimming pools.

10:20 pm April, 28 mr.reeve said...

In honor of Hooman!!!

10:21 pm April, 28 mr.reeve said...

Let’s try again….

11:52 pm April, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, if for nothing else worth commenting, there is a very nice colorways about this photo.

And boobways.

Cutoff jeans? NO WAYS.

12:45 am April, 29 Steve L. said...

DJ Bello’s fashion and lifestyle mentor does not disappoint.

douchebags not only work hard to better their lifestyle, they need lifestyle mentors too, y’know.

4:21 am April, 29 Dicy said...

Why is he happy and smiling? Didn’t he see what he was wearing before he left his house? Yuck! Also, they look like they don’t wanna be anywhere near this guy, which leaves us very hopeful fore them.

5:59 am April, 29 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

The scary thing is, that sentence DID make sense to me, which just goes to show ya I might be in the right place. Yep – prolly a ‘Bag, but in the lower stages methinks. Brunette Hott is quite nice indeed. Glad to see some ladies that haven’t fallen for the trendy concentration camp survivor look.

6:12 am April, 29 Dave said...

When I see things like this, it makes me think the Mayan prophecy may be right on……and well deserved.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/wpix-jersey-shore-auditions-pg,0,3329103.photogallery

6:17 am April, 29 Claude Douchenburg said...

I think the girls look great.

6:56 am April, 29 DoucheTasticVoyage said...

Last time I checked lacking a hot is a serious violation, but the resemblance to Danny the cut of shorts, short well-kept chest hair, chain, and belt buckle make him priceless in my books

7:38 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Ricky. Martin. Impersonator. Ever.

7:51 am April, 29 Anonymous said...

Jean shorts FTW

9:15 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

Charlie switched his sexual preference instantly with new aerosol spray-on “Straight Away”.

10:05 am April, 29 Anonymous said...

HA HA!! I love it how all of you internet warriors who live at home in there moms basement at 35 years old, come on here and try and put people down to try and make themselves and there miserable little lives feel better?

Inbetwen jacking off to pictures of animals if you could answer this question for me please all you internet nerds.. how does feel never to have touched a real girl without paying???

11:04 am April, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ MC 900 FDB 5:15

.

You bring her over to my house, that’s how.

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@ Anon–Deja Vu. You already said that. I tell you what…*fumble fumble*–there. I have two fingers in my vagina RIGHT NOW and I didn’t have to pay anyone, not even myself. And I’ll do it again after lunch. Suck my Tampax, you maggot.

12:15 pm April, 29 ChemoDouche said...

I think I may have slept with the blonde on the right? She looks familiar fo sho.

3:08 pm April, 29 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Yes jeans shorts are back- If this guy would just tie his shirt he would be the perfect gay boat boy

8:37 am April, 30 UFO Destroyers said...

February 4, 2010—Lorenzo’s oily head.

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