Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Create a Profile on HCwDB

One of the things I’m most pleased with about the new site (in spite of the many tweaks still to be done) is that you can register on HCwDB and create a profile without having to register on any of the larger sites like Blogger or WordPress itself.

To create your own HCwDB profile, click here to register on the site and you’re good to go.

Then you can contribute in the comments threads as well as over on the still rudimentary (but soon to be designed) message board.

Uploading an Avatar is a bit trickier, ya gotta do that elsewhere for some reason I can’t figure out, but Steve L. posted detailed instructions here.

Welcome to the next phase of our war of collective mock on the powers of scrotepuddery and Bleethery. Now freed up from larger corporate overlording fascism, and entirely on our own.

Let’s mock!

# posted by douchebag1
2:11 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

Pictured here are the staffers at HCwDB.com. They are primarily responsible for keeping DB1 in Street Pharmaceuticals and refined sugar food products.

2:11 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

That’s Plinky’s Mom’s cragged ass in the background.

We do not speak of her role.

2:22 pm April, 7 EternalSunshineoftheDouchelessMind said...

I recognize the venue as Red Rocks, but I didn’t think Creed played there last year. This picture must be a couple of years old.

2:22 pm April, 7 Claude Douchenburg said...

testing the avatar thing

2:53 pm April, 7 Flounder said...

Is that a tattoo or some chintzy arm jewelry on that guy in the front row? Either way to save the body the arm must come off. Let me go get my dull rusty bone saw and I’ll have it off in no time.

2:57 pm April, 7 Merle Baggard said...

testing the pic

2:58 pm April, 7 Merle Baggard said...

trying again

3:04 pm April, 7 Joe Smith said...

testing

3:13 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

Testes…

3:30 pm April, 7 scrotum pole said...

I always try to keep a low profile.

3:45 pm April, 7 The_Postdouchster_General said...

testing

3:51 pm April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Testing:

Wow. Just wow.

Also and do not work here

3:54 pm April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

I bowled three straight 300 games at the ESPN arcade today while waiting on hold to ask a question at Verizon.

After the last one, I was going to sign on and say “I peed in a ball return once” but when I did it erased the 300 so it wouldn’t have shown up anyway.

Fuccen jocks

3:55 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

Create our own profile?

What, so DB1 can easily track us racially?

Wow. Just wow.

3:55 pm April, 7 Anonymous said...

WordPress isn’t corporate?

3:57 pm April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

By the way, and do both work.

I am an eeediot

4:01 pm April, 7 scrotum pole said...

Racial profiling is despicable.

4:02 pm April, 7 scrotum pole said...

I forgot….Wow, Just Wow.

4:12 pm April, 7 dooshbagimus_maximus said...

Prom after party at Dbag high

4:28 pm April, 7 boone doggle said...

douche douche douche

4:29 pm April, 7 boone doggle said...

hey it works!

4:41 pm April, 7 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Let’s see if the shit works

4:41 pm April, 7 Mr. Bagoo said...

One hand grenade … just one.

4:51 pm April, 7 clam fist said...

Were will it end

4:59 pm April, 7 clam fist said...

Next thing you know, y’all be hatting and profilling guys that drive beater Camaros as white trash.

Oh wait…. Y’all done did that.

Hatters

6:17 pm April, 7 RAPETIME said...

step one complete.

6:20 pm April, 7 Sorta Damocles said...

Ah, fuccen Red Rocks…how I miss thee. If there is a better place for music, I haven’t found it. What is the BEST venue you’ve ever seen a show?

6:30 pm April, 7 Peter Ilyich Doucheovsky said...

So, which cast member of Jersey Shore had the family reunion?

My first inclination was high school reunion, but then I realized their brains probably melted Sophomore year at the concept of letters in their math problems.

6:41 pm April, 7 Ariscrotle said...

Easier than registering to be a sexual predator…

7:10 pm April, 7 Deltus said...

If only there was some method of the registration process being able to detect doucheosity. That was, we could flag the douches that come in here to tell us we’re all just jealous.

7:52 pm April, 7 Bag-o-War said...

Duuuuude…

8:06 pm April, 7 creature said...

where’s a claymore when you need it?

8:53 pm April, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Testes, testes, one, two, pee.

8:54 pm April, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

I fear and despise technology. And this is why.

8:55 pm April, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ I take that back.

8:59 pm April, 7 g0dluvsugly said...

testing for gravatar

9:05 pm April, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

I take back the takeback. I’m going to bed, fuck it.

10:19 pm April, 7 douchevader said...

I’m back, baby.

10:20 pm April, 7 Douche Vader said...

And, once more…

10:21 pm April, 7 Douche Vader said...

Fucking right.

10:36 pm April, 7 Baleen said...

Blast from the past! ^

10:40 pm April, 7 Troy Tempest said...

Where’s my fuccen RPG when I need it?

11:08 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

Douche Vader?

Seriously?

How is that shoulder you blew out when furiously ‘baitin to uncensored pictures of Plinky’s mom’s kneecap cellulite?

11:09 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

Welcome back, amigo.

Trying to garner some good tarmal as the Doyers begin their campaign and the Lake Show tries to repeat?

May Samurai Scrote bless ye, either way.

11:39 pm April, 7 pv1 said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2010 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California, United States, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth…

11:40 pm April, 7 Steve L. said...

testing my mighty penis warrior of justice.

11:40 pm April, 7 Steve L. said...

yep. it works.

the rest of classified information.

11:41 pm April, 7 Steve L. said...

also, welcome back Douche Vader.

11:42 pm April, 7 Steve L. said...

@ myself 11:40 PM, second post,

the rest IS classified information.

lolswordbehindinappropriateprepositions

5:58 am April, 8 Johnny Come Douchey said...

there’s talk on the street, it sounds so familiar

6:22 am April, 8 Scrote Douche-N-Harmony said...

And I’m gonna miss everybody, and I’m gonna miss everybody

6:49 am April, 8 Bagnonymous said...

@ Johnny Come Douchey:

…Everybody loves you, so don’t let them down…

6:50 am April, 8 massengill said...

http://i.imgur.com/WwN9r.jpg

6:57 am April, 8 Bagnonymous said...

∫∑&# 215;

.

Wow. Just wow.

.

Testes. Just testes.

.

.

@ myself: Alright, stop fuccen playing around already!!!

8:56 am April, 8 asspear said...

Does dis work?

8:56 am April, 8 asspear said...

Alrighty then. I’m coming out tomorrow, biches

8:38 am April, 20 Anonymous said...

I believe this picture is Red Rocks for Global Dance Festival. The douchebags come out, full force for this show. I plan on plenty of great pictures this year since it will be two days long.

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