Monday, April 26, 2010

DJ Bello Voted in the HCwDB of the Week

DJ Bello took time off from frolicking in parking lots outside suburban McDonalds to stop by and vote in the HCwDB of the Week.

Bello was so excited to vote, he even bothered to find a hottie to pretend to be interested in for the duration of a photograph.

Good on you, Frolic Boy. Now breaktime’s over. I’ll have the #12, but with onion rings instead of fries. And a large Mr. Pibb.

# posted by douchebag1
11:47 am April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Er, um, uh, I like her taily-po.

Bello, uh, er, um, gets his tail elsewhere.

11:49 am April, 26 Rasputin's Murderers said...

These two are as toxic as a super sized order of fries. At least the fries would be tasty until I shat.

11:50 am April, 26 Chad Kroeger said...

shat

11:51 am April, 26 The Big LeBagski said...

There is one of the Birds from Hitchcock’s movie trying to fly into her ass to escape Bello.

11:53 am April, 26 bigphatnotadouche said...

The goose is peeing in her butt.

11:54 am April, 26 Sad Party Karaoke Robot said...

She has been on here before. Wheezer?

12:02 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

“Winged Migration” producers followed geese high up in the sky, never imagining them doing a high colonic.

12:03 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Now, that’s giving a lady the bird.

12:03 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Canada geese doing a Canada goose.

12:05 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

US Mail, Fed-ex, UPS, there’s more than one way to deliver a bill.

12:07 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

There are farts, and then there are Canadian honkers.

12:08 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Make no mistake: This goose WANTS to be a turducken.

(Southerners and other esoterics know what is meant by “turducken”).

12:09 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Bello may learn never to pose with an upstaging hottie again.

12:11 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Guys have dingleberries, gals have gooseberries, and all the rest is poo pie.

12:19 pm April, 26 Claude Douchenburg said...

I think the geese on the wall really ads class to the Motel 6 lounge.

12:21 pm April, 26 Claude Douchenburg said...

Wow I just looked at the photo again.. My god the goose his giving her a goose. Headfirst!!! Right on goose.

12:21 pm April, 26 anon said...

Well, at least the goose doesn’t have it’s head up it’s own ass…

12:22 pm April, 26 Deltus said...

Bello looks positively uncomfortable with her hugging him from the side like that. Buck up, it’s only for a bit.

If that bird ever comes out of her ass, I’d probably eat it. The bird, I mean, not her ass. Oh, who am I kidding, I’d eat her ass as well.

12:22 pm April, 26 Army of DOuche-ness said...

No one reminds me of the fact that these young 19 year old girls should be sent to the late 20’s-50’s men for sexual training and like the the boys his age should be sent to Medusa for a beating or some 40 year old divorcee to be her pool boy (i am NOT saying Medusa and the 40 year old divorcee are the same- it IS a seperarte thought) such that there’s a balance of sexual primes and minimization of wasted talent like DJ Bello reminds me of this philosophy.

Does this make me a creep, btw?

12:29 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, there’s always BOOBQUAKE on Facebook today, if anyone is more interested in that part of the body than the she- bumpers.

12:31 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

When these two showed up at the pond, the geese all took off flying.

12:32 pm April, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Bello’s hair looks like a trimmed divot landed smack on his head.

12:33 pm April, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bello looks like he has a hat made of hair on to of his head. Kinda like he went to the barber and said “Give me the Moe. That’s cool, right?”

12:36 pm April, 26 DarkSock said...

She needs to chew her food better.

1:03 pm April, 26 DarkSock said...

It’s a pelican skimming for brown trout.

1:09 pm April, 26 Bagnonymous said...

Oh wait.. I just got one:

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A Partridge in a Pear (Tree)

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Yay for me!

2:58 pm April, 26 Scroteophobic said...

“I’ll see your four hamsters, a ping pong ball, three goldfish, two sparrows and a large spatula and raise you one Canada Goose”

In the world of rectal insertion poker Bello was only beaten once. But she was a worthy victor.

3:37 pm April, 26 Fatness said...

“Now, that’s giving a lady the bird.”

^^Hall of fame material^^.

5:06 pm April, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Whoop-Di-Douche FTW in a marathon run.

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@ AOD 12:22

Well, I’m a 35-year old divorcee, close enough. And I’d be one of those ogling creepsters who would have a pool boy, if I had a pool.

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He couldn’t look more uncomfortable if he had my forearm in his ass. Then again, he might look more comfortable….

7:15 pm April, 26 Army of Douche-ness said...

@ Medua-

ok cool. It’s just that I care about you and would simultanesuly neither want to insult your virtue nor question your sexual independence and autonomy so i felt the need to assure they were separate thoughts

the question is, would said pool be forced to master cunnilingus at the threat of a stiletto heel in his eye?

8:23 pm April, 26 PNFNJ said...

why are the geese flying in her ass and out his ear

12:14 am April, 27 Steve L. said...

where IS this fast food joint that serves Mr. Pibb? and why is DJ Bello allowed to work there?

2:24 am April, 27 Euripidouche said...

this maybe a more philosophical question than i intend, but;

who the fuck is dj bello?

5:53 am April, 27 Daniel said...

She needs to chew her food better.

7:10 am April, 27 Tony Ventresca said...

I think she’s the hottest hott who’s ever been posted on this site. I know I said that before, but that was before. I don’t even know what he looks like: my eyes won’t look at him. Am I missing anything?

8:50 am April, 27 Christopher said...

I think she’s the hottest hott who’s ever been posted on this site. I know I said that before, but that was before. I don’t even know what he looks like: my eyes won’t look at him. Am I missing anything?

11:43 am April, 27 Joe said...

She needs to chew her food better.

5:46 pm April, 27 Stephanie said...

Eurotrash goth at the Motel 6

9:50 pm April, 27 Seth said...

I feel dirty just looking at this picture. This slimeball db is so greasy I can’t believe the bimbo on his arm doesn’t just slid off onto the floor. I think I’m going to be sick.

12:45 am April, 28 Simon said...

this maybe a more philosophical question than i intend, but;

who the fuck is dj bello?

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