Friday, April 23, 2010

Friday Haiku

Tampa Poo Party,

Bernie’s bro bites butt of hott

Sunfish on the wall.

Iowa Staters

Get deluxe hotel package

With Pineapple cups

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Butterface stripper

and Brad make kissy face while

Paul chows down on crabs.

— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Paying by the hour

For both the room and the hott

Cheap love at light speed

— Bagnonymous

SEC staffers,

Bored with internet porn, hook

Up with Fannie Mae

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Star of Bleethlehem

Shines through the window in back

On manger of Douche.

— Boatbutter

pink lycra wrapped herp

blinded by list, Dave cares not

Steve makes a barf face

— Douche Springsteen

At the Motel 6,

they’ll keep the light on for ya.

I prefer it off.

— Wheezer

# posted by douchebag1
7:13 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Iowa Staters

Get deluxe hotel package

With Pineapple cups

7:14 am April, 23 mr.reeve said...

Gotta love Sloppy-bag. Good job pulling the Tampa stripper dude. Keep douchen it up bra!

http://theproblemwithmentoday.com

7:15 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Butterface stripper

and Brad make kissy face while

Paul chows down on crabs.

7:15 am April, 23 saulgoode42 said...

Three men in this room

One extremely fine hotty

Let the porn begin!

7:15 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tad, SuperBlow Champ

Gets congratulatory

winners kiss from hot

7:16 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Exchange of Grieco

virus is not hindered by

Charlie’s NOM on butt.

7:18 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Stripper agrees to

come up to guys’ room. Them’s are

Thousand buck kissess.

7:18 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

LSU coaches

place order for take out. Got

sun-baked whore with crabs.

7:20 am April, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Paying by the hour

For both the room and the hott

Cheap love at light speed

7:20 am April, 23 saulgoode42 said...

Brad paid to get laid

“LSU” took LSD

Switched on The Prisoner

7:22 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douches celebrate

Earth Day removing used

silicone and plastic.

(I know last line was 6 but fuck off.)

7:22 am April, 23 Colossus of Choads said...

Hi this is room 5…

Can you make pornography

appear on our set?

7:24 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dave, on the floor with

diapers, attempts to help Glen

Seduce Hot stripper.

7:24 am April, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Bleached–bleethed?–out blonde hair,

fake eyebrows and orange skin.

Turn more lights off, please.

7:25 am April, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Just found this website

Helps me write my poetry

Literacy win!

7:26 am April, 23 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

The Bed’s all messed up.

Bernie gets sloppy seconds.

STD’s X 2.

.

Skanky Kim lives large;

She throws caution to the wind.

And some crabs as well.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:27 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Starfish see the Choads

Attempt to return to sea

But…Sorry Charlies.

7:28 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lips and tongue get stuck

as Chaz and Ben likc stripper.

EMT’s amused.

7:30 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Crabs and syphilis

spew forth from skanky stripper.

Dinner for douches.

7:33 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Drunk Choads from Cornfield

U do not realize they bagged

RuPaul look-a-like

7:38 am April, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Bob’s wife wonders why

Convention cost five grand and

Why is his cockk orange

7:39 am April, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

SEC staffers,

Bored with internet porn, hook

Up with Fannie Mae

7:39 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dave falls to floor and

gags on taste of client ass

from kiss. Tom is next.

7:41 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Mr. Scrotato

FTW- Most Topical!

SEC Indeed!

7:41 am April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ben prefers rump roast.

Chaz prefers BoTox. Neither

diet is balanced.

7:43 am April, 23 Douche Springsteen said...

pink lycra wrapped herp

blinded by list, Dave cares not

Steve makes a barf face

7:44 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ash grounded their plane

And now Ass has grounded Dane

Turbulence next, Shane!

7:46 am April, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

After anal gangbang

And Cleveland Steamer contest

It’s Hot Tubbing time!

7:46 am April, 23 Wedgie said...

Russell Crowe looks on

From TV in the background

Jealous, Aussie boy?

7:47 am April, 23 Douche Springsteen said...

ugh, change list up there to lust. I was up late with a colleague discussing Foucault’s structuralism via “The Order of Things” over a few snifters of brandy.

Actually we were drinking 40s of Mickeys and pontificating on the favorite sexual positions of the girls we work with but that’s neither here nor there.

7:53 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

For $200

Cherie will come by your room

And give you herpes.

7:54 am April, 23 Deltus said...

Choad asks for a kiss

Stripper is more than willing

But that costs extra

7:56 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Birthday party for

Dave. Complete with Stripper-gram

Crabs bring back moment

7:57 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

Star of Bleethlehem

Shines through the window in back

On manger of Douche.

7:57 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Lackluster kissing

Gives me the howling fantods

Coupled with butt munch

7:59 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Clem macks with sister

Can’t blame choad for barfing lunch

He’s sloppy seconds

7:59 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Diseased couple kiss

While Buffalo Beast opens

Mute mouth in protest.

8:00 am April, 23 Hong Kong Douchey said...

Les Miles is pissed off

His fullback in bikini

Can they just “geaux” please?

8:00 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

Those perfumes and oils

On dresser can’t hide the musk

Of that tranny’s balls.

8:01 am April, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Post Masters blow out

Chip and Nick trade ball washing

For Tiger’s seconds

8:01 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

School of Fish on wall

While awkward groping takes place

Three Strange Gays, indeed.

8:02 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

A whoopie cushion

Sits on empty chair for break

Of awkward silence

8:02 am April, 23 Dildo Douchebaggins said...

Diaper boy awaits

anal penetration.

Hott fluffs mid-west douche.

8:02 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

Banana hammock

Hanging off the chair betrays

That she is a he.

8:02 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Lots of containers

But no Red Cups? Then drink from

the pineapple, Choads!

8:02 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Bleeth’s burnt skin will soon

Resemble ancient tree bark

Riddled with cancer.

8:03 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Dudes just played to tie

In circle jerking fist-off

Now must kiss sister

8:04 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Bleeth prepares hot lunch

In her posterior for

LSU’s dry mouth.

8:05 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Large yellow grenade

Ticking down on the nightstand

For once, Thanks Habib!

8:06 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

His Superbowl shirt

Will serve as her souvenir.

And clean her toilet.

8:06 am April, 23 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Housekeeping! Knock! Knock!

You want real girl for threesome?

Housekeeping! Knock! Knock!

8:07 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Plenty o’ pillows

here! Enough to smother each

face. Real Earth Day clean.

8:08 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Hooker made douche promise

“No tongue when we make out, k?”

But herpes’ okay.

8:08 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

Paid-to-pose pink bleeth

now regrets lifestyle choices

and quitting colleges.

(Sorry – just woke up.)

8:09 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

Next week’s video

Available at two choads,

One tranny dot com.

8:09 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

college*

8:09 am April, 23 End the Haberdouchery said...

Scott Baio and bleeth:

The reason I never touch

hotel room blankets.

8:10 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Lämp the father and

Lämp the son bides their sweet time

To destroy this room.

8:10 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

Times are good for Pi’s:

Idiot State U Spring Break

brings “GOT SOME” photo op.

8:11 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

I just realized

That Lämp the Holy Ghost is

Hovering above.

8:12 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

Just a few more weeks

Of turning tricks and Steve will

Finally be Sue.

8:13 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Being conjoined at

The lips and blind did not stop

These twins from good times.

8:14 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

LSU guys laughs

Since his buddy can’t see the

“Fruit Salad” in back.

8:14 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

Oh, that’s LSU –

Matters little as fratchoads

spread clap anyway.

8:15 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Backstage getting wild

At Nelson reunion tour

“Love an Erection.”

8:16 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

At the Motel 6,

they’ll keep the light on for ya.

I prefer it off.

8:17 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

It’s Friday – Ipod

Is on and I’m rockin’ out

to “Three Little Turds.”

8:19 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Jet Li’s movie bombs

Crouching Douchebag, Macking Choad

Sadly, no death punch

8:20 am April, 23 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Bikini on Chair

Lips locked tongue on her hot ass

Bros share herpes there

8:20 am April, 23 Crucial Head said...

Grant closes his eyes

Ashamed that Donkey Jizz Trick

Was pulled on his lips.

8:21 am April, 23 yahoo scrotius said...

Krappa Tau spring break

No one knew Lauderdale sucks

But has cheap hookers

8:22 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

As he kisses her,

The familiar scent of Scott’s

Balls wafts up his nose.

8:23 am April, 23 End the Haberdouchery said...

Boatbutter 8am FTW.

Louisiana,

Where beautiful Southern belles

meet chlamydia.

8:24 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

French Quarter party:

This is an opportune place

for DarkSock boat crash.

8:25 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

LSU Tigers….

Banging a tranny is one

Way to earn your stripes.

8:26 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

“Hey, you want my beads?”

Hard to know which one would ask,

frat scrotes will soon learn.

8:33 am April, 23 boatbutter said...

Later in the night

They’ll high-five across her back…

(Need help with third line)

8:35 am April, 23 Wheezer said...

For boatbutter:

.

…..”her” “low-five” kills mood.

.

?

8:40 am April, 23 Bagnonymous said...

Boatbutter:

.

…”among other things.”

9:26 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Boatbutter:

.

“But they are not gay”

9:34 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Goldman’s Vice ‘Pres-dent’,

Fabrice Tourre stays on the

downlow. Hooker helps.

9:40 am April, 23 Business-Casual Douche said...

Two people kissing.

Holy living fuck, what is

that thing by her butt?

9:58 am April, 23 Doucherama said...

A reminder that

Humans are just naked apes

Makes us all feel sad

10:13 am April, 23 Claude Douchenburg said...

Meet me at motel

Wear that hot pink bikini

I have a surprise

10:30 am April, 23 red said...

smell bunghole fart

female/male poo skin–grunts, grins

are we sexy now

yes, the hot and sexy smell like poo and burning hair, that, and the douchebag strapped to the arm (who smells like a fart and axe spray cologne). oddly enough, this is also the smell of a vegas casino.

10:38 am April, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tranny Con ’10 brings

some convincing shemales to

Vegas. Farm Boys schooled.

2:54 pm April, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Lick, Suck, Upchuck, L

S U’s hidden meaning comes

out in motel raves!

2:08 pm April, 25 Steve L. said...

Bernie should not have

spent rent money on hookers.

back to trailer park.

2:10 pm April, 26 David said...

Lick, Suck, Upchuck, L
S U’s hidden meaning comes
out in motel raves!

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