Friday, April 30, 2010

Friday Haiku

Dorothy lost in

Grease Forest of Choadkinland,

smells like Toto’s poo.

Hallo. My name is Vlad.

I see you notice my tusk.

I rip from wild boar.

— End the Haberdouchery

Tiger claw necklace?

Dorothy, take Dad home now.

Collar epic fail.

— Bag A

A used-up old jelly dong

worn down to a nub

hangs from the neck of a douche

— Hot Buttered Poopcorn

No innocence lost

When enveloped around douche

Shark died for his gut

— Fyodor Dostedouchesky

Hey, it’s the villian

from the Beat It video!

He likes young girls, too.

— Bagnonymous

Their reinactment

Of flick, ‘The Professional’

Fell short in wardrobe

— Ex-Douche Machina

Douchebag castrato

Wearing his severed member

Can hit that note now

— Vin Douchal

# posted by douchebag1
7:08 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Hey, it’s George Michael.

Why is he not in restroom

jerking off for cops?

7:08 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Saber-toothed Wankscrote

Holds Hott tight. He’s lost before:

Hair,Respect,Taste,ect.

7:09 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Enormous shades can’t

hide all insecurities

from sweet Dorothy.

7:11 am April, 30 End the Haberdouchery said...

Hallo. My name is Vlad.

I see you notice my tusk.

I rip from wild boar.

7:11 am April, 30 Bag A said...

Tiger claw necklace?

Dorothy, take Dad home now.

Collar epic fail.

7:13 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Gi-normous watch, tooth

and belt buckle compensate

For tiny package

7:13 am April, 30 Mr. White said...

Hey there, mom and dad!

Here’s a pic of me and camp

counselor–he’s hott!

7:14 am April, 30 Hot Buttered Poopcorn said...

A used-up old jelly dong

worn down to a nub

hangs from the neck of a douche

7:14 am April, 30 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

No innocence lost

When enveloped around douche

Shark died for his gut

7:14 am April, 30 scrotum pole said...

Dorothy fell fast.

Somewhere over the rainbow,

Flying monkeys weep.

7:14 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He desires to

be newest Mr. T. She

hugs pitiful fool.

7:15 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

She will jump the shark

because he can buy her drinks.

She just looked eighteen.

7:15 am April, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Hey, it’s the villian

from the Beat It video!

He likes young girls, too.

7:16 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Baby dinosaurs

tat cements this ‘bag as a

seven year-old douche.

7:16 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shark got off easy

by giving tooth away. Barfed

because too much AXE.

7:16 am April, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Lucky rabbit’s foot

Douche wishes he won’t get caught

With underage chick

7:17 am April, 30 Ex-Douche Machina said...

Their reinactment

Of flick, ‘The Professional’

Fell short in wardrobe

7:17 am April, 30 Justin said...

Hey, bedazzler

Racoon penis-bone necklace

Does not bring good luck

7:18 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

These 80s parties…..

Come on glittery Eileen,

Can’t you play too shy?

7:19 am April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

Evgheny Eh.

His is wild and crazy cocck.

Good tan for slav chick.

7:20 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Look at these guns” says

douche by ripping off sleeves. Too

bad they shoot blanks.

7:21 am April, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Semitic douchebag

lights the menorah then macks

at her bat-mitzvah.

7:21 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A nine-branch Menorah

Cannot bless or clense this scrote

Abomination!!

7:21 am April, 30 Justin said...

Sharp object on neck

Pleads to be used as weapon

Stab douche in his chest!

7:22 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shades at night mean that

douche is unaware he is

hitting on daughter.

7:23 am April, 30 Mr. White said...

Attention parents:

Your daugthers aren’t studying.

They’re out with this guy.

7:23 am April, 30 Justin said...

Hey, pud with stone face

Bedazzled collar…tough stare

These two do not mix

7:24 am April, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

Sweet, sweet Connie, you

can do better than Mad Matt

Beyond Thunderdouche

7:24 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Damn Bagnonymous

Your milliseconds beat me

For Jewish Haiku!

7:24 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Huge belt buckle, shark

tooth, six-pound watch. Douche

checklist completed.

7:24 am April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

See my big watch girl.

Me Lada has an eight track.

Fleetwood Mick I lick.

7:24 am April, 30 Mr. White said...

Bridge and Tunnel Douche

Picks up girl on her class trip

from Oklahoma.

7:27 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Douche has worst look since

Rufus Thomas in “Wattstax”

Go ahead, click link

7:27 am April, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Franklyn DealorNo:

You don’t want to race with me,

I always come first.

.

* cue sad trombone *

7:27 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dorothy’s silver

dress is really hazmat suit

Scrote stain melted arms.

7:29 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

DJ Jenny gives

platonic hug to her math

teacher Mr. White.

7:29 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Mankind responds with

Universal sign : “Gag me”

Urp! Here comes breakfast

7:30 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

They’re not in Kansas?

Well, send him to Leavenworth.

There’s no place like home.

7:30 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I am sorry for

low blow to Mr. White.

I deserve some mock.

7:31 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s the answer to

How far did you have to chase

The fag for that shirt

7:32 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jenny throws party

for dad just out of joint. No

more buggery now.

7:33 am April, 30 saulgoode42 said...

Toothy chain points down

For directions to his groin

His face looks like ass

7:33 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

What’s up with no sleeves?

This could cause a lot of heaves!

Even when with beaves.

7:34 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Douchebag castrato

Wearing his severed member

Can hit that note now

7:35 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jenny collects some

evidence for pedophile

pornography ring.

7:36 am April, 30 Anonymous said...

Judy Garland Hott

Should stay off Yellowbrick Choad

This sure ain’t Kansas.

7:37 am April, 30 The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse said...

Too much wrong with pic.

Hott only thing stopping me

from scratching eyes out.

7:37 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Give up the necklace

If gaudy chain grabs chest hair

Pecs shave burns our eyes

7:39 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

He has no heart, brain,

but courage enough to wear

glittery red heels.

7:39 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Scruffy beard gives Pam

rashes on her cheeks. “Mom says

to act your age Dad.”

7:39 am April, 30 Mr. White said...

Shown here, Doc Bunsen

Gives his young niece Jennifer

the “bad touch.” Again.

7:42 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

In back may be a

menorah, but he’s more like

a scar of David.

7:42 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Nik Richie’s wedding

Best Douche and Bleeth of Honor

Dance floor pool of grease

7:46 am April, 30 gunna said...

too many rhinestones

on this butt burglar’s person

just run lola, run

7:46 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Necklace chain is flip

tops from seventies’ beer cans

Was cool last time Out.

7:46 am April, 30 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Shady, smelly Karl.

Grabs next anal rape victim.

Dons dead gramma’s tooth.

.

Dorothy’s angry.

Bites off more than she can chew,

To lose sweet girl rep.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:46 am April, 30 scrotum pole said...

That damn tornado

Swept her to Wizard of Axe.

There’s no place like home

7:48 am April, 30 yahoo scrotius said...

Kate has accepted

The stalking and stench of Axe

Creepy Uncle Bruce

7:48 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Daddy/Daughter Dance –

“Sugar” and her coke daddy

didn’t understand.

7:49 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Baby Dino’s on

arm tat shriek their horror at

Being tied to douche.

7:49 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Good one Mr. White.

I deserve pointed haiku.

Let’s work for good now.

7:50 am April, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Growing out your beard

doesn’t make up for bald head.

You’re an aging douche!

7:50 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Mr. White and Doc

can kid each other nicely

and still bring the mock.

7:52 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tin Man out of suit

No wonder they covered him

Get back in, dammit!

7:54 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Those are not glasses,

Those are big fuccen goggles!

Herpes in eyeballs?

7:55 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Can’t he melt under Axe?

I just ripped “flying monkey”

that smells much better.

7:56 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Damn missing trash can!

I butchered the syllables

and must repair it:

.

Can’t he melt from Axe?

I just ripped “flying monkey”

that smells much better.

7:59 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Don Johnson white coat

wannabe can’t afford coat

Tune in: Miami Lice

7:59 am April, 30 DarkSock said...

Cindi’s scat fetish

Draws her to his poo necklace

Sun-bleached ivory

8:00 am April, 30 DarkSock said...

He helped her remove

Her stuck tampon; now it hangs:

Symbol of their love.

8:00 am April, 30 DarkSock said...

Run, Dorothy, RUN!

Do NOT walk the path of the

Yellow Dick Choad

8:01 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Auntie Em warned her

about leaving the farmhouse

with Uncle Henry.

8:04 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Good witch or bad witch?

He’d rather ride her broomstick

or stuff a scarecrow.

8:05 am April, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dorothy took wrong

turn. Ended up with Lizard

of Oz. Click Heels! Quick!!

8:10 am April, 30 the douche is alright said...

Rhinocerous Horn

Douchebag’s chest completely shorn

Fair maiden forlorn

8:14 am April, 30 boatbutter said...

Turk Wendell’s necklace

Makes this douchebag as cool as

Timothy Treadwell.

8:15 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Olfactory fail:

she couldn’t smell nor reason

his speckled butt plug.

8:29 am April, 30 mr.reeve said...

Eurotrash Bling Tooth

Big Foreheaded Euro Not

Next Post Please

8:38 am April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

Now the the Haiku is ended may I add that I would like to grease her enchanted forest. And by forest I mean barely legal bush.

Get some.

8:45 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

The toxic power

of this scrote puts mark of the

douche on hot’s forehead.

9:06 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Samurai Scrote’s hott

wore silver threads too; look what

a blog thread THAT wrought.

9:10 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Give the scrote credit:

his white shirt matches his tusk,

and warm creamy jizz.

9:12 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Tanned and tatted scrotes

who wear dark glasses at night

are douche cockkroaches.

9:13 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

If a scrote does a

spread shirt reveal, will a hott

spread her silken legs?

9:15 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

A close encounter

of the fourth kind is when Hott

hugs alien douche.

9:16 am April, 30 Claude Douchenburg said...

Dorothy is sweet

Douche Bag does not deserve her

Dad call the police

9:20 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Back in the day, a

‘bag like this hugged his Hawg, not

the delicate hott.

9:32 am April, 30 creature said...

my dream last night was

Anne Hathaway is my boss

ate cake off her ass!

needed a glass of milk this morning

9:43 am April, 30 tall guy said...

She’s alright, but what’s with pops? Crazy Euro kiddyfiddler.

9:53 am April, 30 Mr. Biggs said...

Choadwank dundee!

10:29 am April, 30 tall guy said...

I just noticed the transferable power of the mark of the ‘bag on the hotts forehead. She’s scarred for life.

10:46 am April, 30 Anthony LaBaglia said...

“He’s…Too sexy for this page,”

Only if that means

Anal cum receptacle

10:46 am April, 30 Anthony LaBaglia said...

oops got meter backwards

10:48 am April, 30 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Jason Statham’s dad

Douchier than his gay son

Semen-soaked nightmare

10:49 am April, 30 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Plaster cast of dick

Hangs around the hairy neck

Of aforementioned

10:50 am April, 30 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Sleeveless studded shirt

Nutless Armenian fag

Perestroika, hell!

12:49 pm April, 30 Doucherado said...

Douche loves baby corn

So much, he has a necklace

With one round his neck

12:52 pm April, 30 Doucherado said...

Lost in the jungle

Prisoner of the douche tribe

Got Stockholm Syndrome

3:11 pm April, 30 Gossip said...

He could have another tusk if he shaved off his nose. image how big that bone is

9:44 pm April, 30 Wheezer said...

THAT MUTHUFUCKA

He dun blown numba hundred

an I got it – YO!

9:08 pm May, 2 Steve L. said...

the tooth fairy needs

to come by and stab him with

lots of walrus tusks.

9:09 pm May, 2 Steve L. said...

i’m usually late for the haikus, but this time i almost forgot about it. damn.

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