Friday, April 2, 2010

Friday Haiku

Stallone Douche says “yo!”
Shows toxic Groin Shave Reveal,
While Pam’s boobs implode.

Those pink ta-maters
Give me wood this fine morning
Douchebag kills the mood

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Flesh-eating worms grow
big in each abdomen. Feed
on Axe and plastic.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Her name is Nena
Not all of the poofed balloons
Are long, white and bent.

– Wheezer

Weather looks steamy,
A polka-dot bikini,
One tiny weenie.

– scrotum pole

Today’s episode
Of Douching for Dollars is
Brought to you by splut

– saulgoode42

Her boobs are legit
As Gypsy Three Card Monte
Using three d-cups

– Vin Douchal

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11:34 am April, 2 g0dluvsugly said...

man, my contributions this morning were on fire. sad to see theyve disappeared. oh well. in the name of progress i suppose.

12:42 pm April, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

Ratio of pol-

ka dots to tatts is best stu-

died on naked boobs.

12:52 pm April, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

Giant jugs and wash-

board abs available for

Jug Band ensemble.

8:52 am April, 3 Scrodecai Douchler said...

Amanda, rethink

uber-chode. Instead we can

play connect-the-dots

11:26 am April, 3 MILLS said...

ohhh I see a teeny inny weeny polka dot bikini! …and i like it, i like it a lot!

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