Friday, April 9, 2010

Friday Haiku

Greasy Rockerbag,

Spins grope wheel on double hotts,

“Left chin pubes on green.”

No reader updates,

DB1 is at airport,

JetBlue wifi fail.

I see a Bleeth girl

Already in position

For peeing in butt

– Mr. White

————

Saturday updates:

Wholesome flesh pretzel

Salted with Axe and Grey Goose…

Now, not gnawable.

– fidouchiary responsibility

Its twisted Twister

As a Douche gropes his sister

Next pic he kissed her!

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Douche with stringy hair

Thinks he has hit the jackpot

Taint begs to differ

— Fyodor Dostedouchesky

Doctor Wankenstein

Does what others only think:

*Her* face with *Her* ass

— saulgoode42

Tangled, twisted mess

of grease, sweat, and firm round ass

baking in the sun.

— Bagnonymous

When this bunch gets through,

It will redefine this game.

Henceforth, called Blister.

— scrotum pole

This not the best time

for starting up a new game

of Chutes and Bladders.

— Wheezer

Arms and legs flail.

See-through shorts begin to droop.

Get me a hot dog.

— Claude Douchenburg

# posted by douchebag1
6:55 am April, 9 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Backyard astro turf?

That damn sure ain’t Greg Brady.

Go sick ’em, Tiger!

Hotts hard to make out.

But one thing is for certain –

Mat will need scrubbing.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

6:56 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

Left hand on crap tat

Right foot on greasy Axe spot

Dignity can’t play

6:57 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

I see a Bleeth girl

Already in position

For peeing in butt

6:57 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

Doggie bag, Trainwreck

All-in-one douche spectacle

Confuses my cockk

6:58 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

Is brunette missing

a leg? Or is this the famed

two-torsoed Jerz bleeth?

6:59 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

A Gordian knot

of douche and possible hotts.

Use a machete.

7:01 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

I’d play right hand blonde,

left hand brunette, and my foot

halfway up his ass.

WIN!

7:03 am April, 9 fidouchiary responsibility said...

Wholesome flesh pretzel

Salted with Axe and Grey Goose…

Now, not gnawable.

7:05 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Its twisted Twister

As a Douche gropes his sister

Next pic he kissed her!

7:08 am April, 9 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Douche with stringy hair

Thinks he has hit the jackpot

Taint begs to differ

7:08 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

What has six legs and

twice as many diseases?

This hot mess, that’s what.

7:10 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

@ Mr. White, 6:58am:

.

That’s the rarely-seen

and yet strangely hott “Double-

Headed Centaur Bleeth.”

7:14 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Pervy Manson-type

Stalks up on playful, young teens

Fun and games end bad.

7:16 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

OK, Where the fuc

Is my Icon?? Had it here…

Now its gone again?

7:17 am April, 9 scrotum pole said...

What you mean, Twist her?

I didn’t even kiss her.

Right nut on blister.

7:18 am April, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It was all fun and

Games until the next twister

Dropped a cow on them.

7:18 am April, 9 saulgoode42 said...

Doctor Wankenstein

Does what others only think:

*Her* face with *Her* ass

7:18 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

@bagnonymous

Too bad this centaur

doesn’t have horns to use for

brutal douche goring.

7:18 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Fresno Olympics:

Twister on Astroturf with

Douchebag referee

7:20 am April, 9 scrotum pole said...

Blonde’s left hand on green,

Dead douchebag on astro turf.

Brunette on my face.

7:20 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

Tangled, twisted mess

of grease, sweat, and firm round ass

baking in the sun.

7:21 am April, 9 saulgoode42 said...

Dave Navarro wants

Only the best in his new

Band, Jane’s Infection

7:21 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

Left leg on red rash

Right hand on genital wart

This game’s kind of gross

7:22 am April, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Spiiiiiiiiin! Right foot on green.

Spiiiiiin! Left hand on asspear. Spiiiiiiiin!

Douchebag on fire.

7:23 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Cinderblock wall masks

Summer fun at trailer

Wall needs locks, barb wire

7:23 am April, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Left foot on green poop

Right hand on tight Bleeth rear end

Photog pukes in shirt

7:24 am April, 9 scrotum pole said...

After all the fun,

Sadly, the board will be used,

As a tablecloth.

7:26 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That would be trailer

PARK! Damn sticky mouse fucced my

poetic license.

7:26 am April, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Very funny stuff

Mr White 7-2-1

Haiku for the win

7:27 am April, 9 scrotum pole said...

Plastic Twister mat,

A foot fungus breedin ground.

Lysol won’t touch it.

7:30 am April, 9 scrotum pole said...

When this bunch gets through,

It will redefine this game.

Henceforth, called Blister.

7:31 am April, 9 Deltus said...

If you’ve never seen

A pile of greasy fail

Take a good look, son

7:31 am April, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kid’s birthday party.

Dad showed up drunk with no gift.

It’s all about him.

7:33 am April, 9 Deltus said...

The game, though boring

Was made more challenging when

Brunette Bleeth farted

7:34 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hey, where’s the spin dial?

Maybe using plastic mat

so grease won’t kill ‘turf?

7:35 am April, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It was the best day

Of his life. Two chicks. Beer. Weed.

And then he sharted.

7:35 am April, 9 Deltus said...

Left hand on yellow

Tire iron on choad’s head

That’s the way we play

7:37 am April, 9 Deltus said...

The game of Twister

For the scrotes and bleeths for whom

Checkers is too hard

7:38 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

Grope on left boobie,

squeeze right ass cheek, pull down skirt

and I’m in Heaven

7:41 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

This is what I get

for waking up late today:

a crappy haiku.

7:44 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Could this be Hades?

Where grass won’t grow and a douche

gets in WAAY too close?

7:45 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

When they devised this,

Hasbro hadn’t envisioned

need for greaseproof mat.

7:46 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Changed my name to red

With link to my pic, but pic

is not here?? And Why??

7:48 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

Summer fun and drugs

results in these strange symptoms:

spots, hotts, rocker rot.

(I’m not feelin’ it this morning…..)

7:53 am April, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Artifical turf.

Fake boobs and smiles. Only

The Fail is real.

7:54 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

It’s almost tax day!

Everyone have theirs done yet?

I’m getting gang raped…

7:55 am April, 9 scrotum pole said...

Franklin DealorNo

Is the latest casualty

Of WordPress syndrome.

7:56 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

Side game called “Blister”:

Spin the dial, choose affliction,

up pops live pustule.

7:58 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

Those aren’t green dots.

Those are holes where the filthy

has burned through plastic.

7:58 am April, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

This can only lead

To Trouble. And then Yahtzee.

Or maybe U-No.

7:59 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Red rash to red 3

His Big-Ass boil to blue 4

I’m gonna be sick

8:00 am April, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Bagnonymous

Stick to one topic

Yer either being gang raped

Or playing Twister

.

Wait…same thing apparently.

8:00 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

So Parker Broheims

came up with Fratbag board game:

Paddleball For Men

8:02 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

I suck ass today

I wish it were white ‘kini’s –

I’ll wait for Ass Pear.

8:04 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Anchor-chin shades douche

Positions for doggy style

Looks like doggy poo

8:05 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

@ Wheezer:

.

Don’t get yourself down

I thought 7:56

was sick and funny.

8:06 am April, 9 the douche is alright said...

Brady Bunch front lawn

here’s a story about a

douchebag twister game

8:07 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

This pic’s from oh-four:

Johnny Damon of Red Sox

goes up the middle.

8:10 am April, 9 Bagnonymous said...

I would “kick one off”

onto that Astroturf if

blondie held that pose.

8:11 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

This not the best time

for starting up a new game

of Chutes and Bladders.

8:14 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

Lively adult games

prove that there ain’t no cure for

the Summertime Douche

8:19 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

Hotts like Spirograph,

but grease bag instead offered

to play Spirochete.

8:20 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The game choice came to

Twister or Charades. They chose

To combine with ‘Grease’.

8:31 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

With this Slip ‘n Slide

no water is needed – just

one slimy scrotesack.

8:33 am April, 9 massengill said...

Right hand: My johnson

“I think the spinner’s broken!”

Left hand: My johnson

8:35 am April, 9 End the Haberdouchery said...

Party Hard, faded.

Andrew W.K. now

Works as Twister ref.

8:36 am April, 9 Crucial Head said...

This is what happens

When two people try to mount

Human Sybian.

8:38 am April, 9 Crucial Head said...

Sally and Arthur

Just figured out the game read

“Twister,” not “Fist Her.”

8:39 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

Left hand holds red cup,

want hotts to use right hands to

massage my blue balls.

8:39 am April, 9 Crucial Head said...

Minka and Jose

Play game trying to remove

The Shroud of Turd-In.

8:40 am April, 9 Crucial Head said...

This is not a game

They are linked together with

Ben-Wa Balls and glue.

8:40 am April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

HA! Got that fuccen

icon! Thanks for tip, Steve L

I’m WordPress Guru?

8:42 am April, 9 Crucial Head said...

The doctor’s assist

Kate Gosselin as she shats forth

Her ninth lil’ retard.

8:45 am April, 9 End the Haberdouchery said...

Doggie style on grass

Ends in hospital visit.

Grass melted to shins.

8:47 am April, 9 End the Haberdouchery said...

No haiku postings

From the peanut gallery.

Will to live is gone…

8:55 am April, 9 douchebag1 said...

Congrats Mr. White!

Only haiku managed to

copy through iPhone.

.

– management

8:59 am April, 9 Wheezer said...

JetBlue? No, JetBlew.

Or JetPoo. Don’t fly unless…..

hott flight attendants?

9:09 am April, 9 Mr. White said...

Thanks, DB1 man.

Today, I rule the fuccen

‘net with bad pee jokes.

10:28 am April, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

Here’s a Celtic Knot

that makes grizzled Irishmen

cry in their Guinness

10:29 am April, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

Best Haikus Ever

Mr. White wins the big prize:

Must join Twister game!

10:31 am April, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

Red spots remind me

of swollen, prolapsed assholes

Blondie shows us hers.

12:54 pm April, 9 Claude Douchenburg said...

Arms and legs flail.

See-through shorts begin to droop.

Get me a hot dog.

1:08 pm April, 9 Claude Douchenburg said...

Green nylon grass lawn.

Spinner grabs his camera.

Butter flies not margerine.

1:32 pm April, 9 Claude Douchenburg said...

This my third Haiku.

Can’t stop thinking bout pink butt.

Scuse me while I pee.

2:29 pm April, 9 DarkSock said...

Douchebag imagines

Twisted Sister reunion;

You’re doing it wrong.

2:45 pm April, 9 Scroberto Baggio said...

Filthy ape entertains two

local whores

wow, just wow

2:56 pm April, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait, Scroberto, wait!

Haiku’s are 5,7,5

Yours is just fucced up

5:18 pm April, 9 soy bomb said...

The game of “Twister”

Easier than game of “Life”

For dirty douche hive.

5:20 pm April, 9 soy bomb said...

Is the green grass real?

Only as real as my love

For this gross trio.

8:25 pm April, 9 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Blonde’s left hand on green

Hott brunette’s left leg on red

Choad on I.E.D.

8:38 pm April, 9 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Dr. Douchie ‘Bag

Enamored of Medusa

Her pee s’butt longs for

7:40 pm April, 10 creature said...

when the dial does read

put your hand in blondes buttcrack

I am the winner

7:55 pm April, 10 creature said...

rocker has new game

stack broads on lazy suzanne

spin to find wet spot

2:59 am April, 11 Steve L. said...

something about this

pic is twisted. but i can’t

put my hand on it.

i can only see

mutilated suckle thigh.

creepy gruesome shit.

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