Friday, April 2, 2010

Friday Haiku

Stallone Douche says “yo!”
Shows toxic Groin Shave Reveal,
While Pam’s boobs implode.

Those pink ta-maters
Give me wood this fine morning
Douchebag kills the mood

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Flesh-eating worms grow
big in each abdomen. Feed
on Axe and plastic.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Her name is Nena
Not all of the poofed balloons
Are long, white and bent.

– Wheezer

Weather looks steamy,
A polka-dot bikini,
One tiny weenie.

– scrotum pole

Today’s episode
Of Douching for Dollars is
Brought to you by splut

– saulgoode42

Her boobs are legit
As Gypsy Three Card Monte
Using three d-cups

– Vin Douchal

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2:04 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Those pink ta-maters
Give me wood this fine morning
Douchebag kills the mood

2:05 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Large pink ladybugs =
sign that summer is coming,
and I am also.

2:06 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

I'm working new shift,
so I need time to renew
my Haiku spirit.

2:07 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Unfinished tribal
shows a lack of commitment.
Focus on boobies.

2:08 pm April, 2 Mr. White said...

She was much hotter
before I noticed the pits
in her abdomen

2:08 pm April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeth looks like Cylon
Douche fungus quickly spreading
Need cleansing fire now.

2:09 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Summertime beach bash
is where we often see Bra!!
He's buying cola.

2:09 pm April, 2 Dicy said...

First sign of tiny
Dick is overworked abs. Pam
Is not impressed, dude.

2:09 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Atta boy Ab-boy!
You may score on the fun bags
If you are not gay

2:10 pm April, 2 Mr. White said...

Weird ab line shows that
he woke up in the tub with
"Call 9-1-1" sign.

2:10 pm April, 2 scrotum pole said...

What's in her stomach?
I'm not sure, but my guess is,
Twelve un-shelled walnuts.

2:11 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Hat pulled down so far
to keep out glare of the sun
but can't hide baldness.

2:12 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

One of those black dots
is a nipple, I just know.
I must find which one…

2:13 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Her name is Nena
Not all of the poofed balloons
Are long, white and bent.

2:13 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Why so serious,
Dick? He's bummed out because his
Roids shrank his wanker.

2:14 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Don't know what's harder:
her fake breasts or his stomach?
Oops, I just threw up.

2:16 pm April, 2 saulgoode42 said...

Today's episode
Of Douching for Dollars is
Brought to you by splut

2:16 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Groin muscles form an
arrow. "Vagina down here,"
they point at his crotch.

2:17 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Stallone you may say
Vegas slacker boob hunter
Sly? Nay, I say Frank

2:18 pm April, 2 saulgoode42 said...

In five minutes' time
Ray and Stacy will commence
Battle of the Chests

2:18 pm April, 2 scrotum pole said...

Weather looks steamy,
A polka-dot bikini,
One tiny weenie.

2:18 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The line of guys forms
to the right, to get pic with
Paid-to-pose hot chick

2:19 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

White tank in the back
forgot new driver's license,
so wears age on shirt.

2:19 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Her boobs are legit
As Gypsy Three Card Monte
Using three d-cups

2:22 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Yo! Adrienne, Yo!
Swimmer drowning in the pool
Float him in with boobs

2:22 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Frank has a boner,
but you'd never know because
the 'roids shrank his dick.

2:23 pm April, 2 scrotum pole said...

The groin shave reveal,
May hide what's really missing:
His vacous soul.

2:23 pm April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pam and Tommy take
photo for comparison
of cup size. He wins!

2:24 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Open casting call
Extras for Rocky Fifteen
Sly says, "Pick this one"

2:26 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Easter at ReHab
They're hunting for trouser eggs
Sadly, he has none

2:26 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Sun beats down so bright.
Not so bright is this fine pair.
Glossy skin abounds.

2:26 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

He likes Rambo flicks
and wants to star in next one,
but lacks the big gun.

2:27 pm April, 2 uscrascal said...

Yo, I know those two.
He buys 'roids from my homie.
She used to be flat.

2:29 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Ripped from the headlines
Her body found in suitcase
Next day in dumpster

What, too soon?

2:29 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Rocky smugglin' 'roids
into Australia again?
They're not in his trunks.

2:31 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Fresno swap meet brings
the locals. Sid and Sal shop
for good character.

2:31 pm April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Flesh-eating worms grow
big in each abdomen. Feed
on Axe and plastic.

2:33 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

I have to wonder…..
No recent takedown requests;
Have 'bags seen the light?

2:33 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Tangueray and Cash
Sequel airing this summer
Needs lots of tonic

2:37 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It's Shore Barbeque
Day on the cruise ship schedule
This makes me seasick

2:38 pm April, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Douchetoo on shoulder
Hairless man grooms perfection
Too long to ready

2:39 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

This Spring Break mixer
infested by alums of
The Schlorts of Fratbush

2:40 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Manure Gas bags popped
with success in Ohio
Next stop is Fresno

2:43 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Cosmo Carboneless
wants her Paradise Alley,
settles for his F.I.S.T.

2:46 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Douche is a disease
Bite of Cobra might cure it.
Her eyes are shielded.

2:46 pm April, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Tribal tat on arm
Thousand yard stare is not good
Pam ends up dead soon

2:50 pm April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No haiku mojo
Everything I write is shit
Damn you haiku gods!

2:52 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Grounds Security
wannabe,Dave, gives his best
Clint stare. Still a douche.

2:54 pm April, 2 Conflicting Edits said...

I feel so alone.
Since returning to Blogger,
no one has seen me.

2:55 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Pam has colored her
eggs for Easter. Dave is just
a six foot hare turd.

2:56 pm April, 2 Comment Deleted said...

Oh yeah, "Conflicting"?
I've been banned altogether.
Try that on for size!

2:57 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Good Friday Haiku
Can we crucify douchebags?
Let priests molest them.

2:59 pm April, 2 Slow down, you're posting too fast said...

@ Conflicting Edits & Comment Deleted:

Alright, already!
You know, I'm hurting too.. so
both of you, shut up.!

2:59 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is that a Dodge Ram
on his hat? That makes his
entire look bankrupt.

3:03 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

White balloons are sperm
At this Love-In. Very low
count due to steroids.

3:08 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Haikus are missing
Crucial and Dark Sock. So are
folks buying house plans?

3:11 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

P-fah's IT team
blocking out our architects
and some other regs?

3:12 pm April, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Picture worth "M" words
Here is essence of April
Fools. Joke is on them.

3:13 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Working the swing shift
has some drawbacks, though I'm glad
I'm here for Haiku.

3:15 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Regs take the day off
and leave us to see this sh*t.
"Good Friday" for them.

3:16 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Big Pink Ladybugs
Can't ward off the Grease – here comes
Leader of T-Turds.

3:17 pm April, 2 Scrodecai Douchler said...

Rethink uber-chode,
Amanda, you and I can
play connect-the-dots

3:18 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

I hoped sheer volume
would land me on the front page.
Boss is generous.

3:19 pm April, 2 El Queso said...

Chick with little fat
Only means one thing, paper
Thin labia; score!

3:19 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

@ Wheezer:

If sheer volume wins,
this website would be re-named
"Pam's big pink boobies."

3:22 pm April, 2 El Queso said...

She was gut-punch-ed,
With brass knuckles, Oh why did
someone miss his face?

3:23 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

@Bagnonymous –

Would that we could see
just photos of big boobies
with no scrote in sight…..

3:24 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

I must take my leave:
errands to run before work,
so I'll miss Ass Pear.

('Til tonight, anyway…..)

3:24 pm April, 2 El Queso said...

Gangbang line today,
No Houston 500, It's
short like Frank's pee-pee.

3:28 pm April, 2 creature said...

she smuggles ferrets
inside her vacuous womb
they play field hockey

3:33 pm April, 2 Dimples said...

breast implants distract
but the look from behind says
her junk is tucked back

3:36 pm April, 2 El Queso said...

Bruce Willis' brother,
Way too serious, Should be
Om nomming those boobs.

4:10 pm April, 2 End the Haberdouchery said...

He thinks light is waves,
She likes particle theory,
But they make it work.

4:17 pm April, 2 massengill said...

I can't speak for you
But I would surely hit it.
Layered condoms, though.

5:03 pm April, 2 g0dluvsugly said...

everything about
you is so uninspired.
fact: gene pool shallow.

5:05 pm April, 2 g0dluvsugly said...

his boobs are at least
as big as hers. just as fake.
injection zeitgeist.

5:13 pm April, 2 g0dluvsugly said...

you spent all winter
training for hard rock rehab.
al qaeda trains harder.

5:17 pm April, 2 g0dluvsugly said...

america no
longer produces but
john deere hats still exist.

6:23 pm April, 2 Hong Kong Douchey said...

He's Over the Top
Stop, or Bambi's Boobs Will Shoot
It's Copland time, ya'll.

6:48 pm April, 2 Steve L. said...

Pam wants to tell you
spring is here. Rick wants to sell
you used cars. beware.

6:48 pm April, 2 Steve L. said...

holy fuck i actually made it to a Friday Haiku.

7:07 pm April, 2 Steve L. said...

Clash of the Boobies
is a better movie than
Clash of the Titans.

8:51 pm April, 5 Anonymous said...

more losers leaving comments about pussy they could never get and guys they prob got beaten up by in highschool, kill yourselves insecure losers,

4:31 pm April, 11 Arthur Fonzascrotie said...

1st! yes!!

4:34 pm April, 11 Richie Scrotingham said...

Sloppy seconds! Yes!

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