Thursday, April 22, 2010

HCwDB on MTV

For those who haven’t had a chance to check out the only official HCwDB show, with your humble narrator the creator and exec producer, MTV’s “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” is running two mini-marathons today, one on MTV and one on MTV2:

9:00 AM ET/PT on MTV

9:30 AM ET/PT on MTV

10:00 AM ET/PT on MTV

10:30 AM ET/PT on MTV

11:00 AM ET/PT on MTV

11:30 AM ET/PT on MTV

8:00 PM ET/PT on MTV2

8:30 PM ET/PT on MTV2

9:00 PM ET/PT on MTV2

9:30 PM ET/PT on MTV2

Help support the show so your humble narrator, the DB1, can get a Season #3.

That way I don’t have to get a real job. And can upgrade from Night Train to that classy Boone’s Farm stuff.

There will be many new pretender shows coming out in the future that will try to capture (aka rip off) the HCwDB style. But this is your true home for hottie/douchey mock.

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 am April, 22 anon said...

Boone’s is the shit!!!!!!!!!

7:13 am April, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

Haven’t been able to get it yet and won’t until I move in a few months.

7:18 am April, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

My plan to destroy Earth Day has changed with my altered medication and sunrise drinking. Instead of running three cars and a lawmower for 30 hours, I was impressed by Scrotum Pole with his tire burning as he wept in the Juniper bushes. I have instead placed an incendiary device in Dark Sock’s secret lair to send sweet plumes of blow up dolls, dungeon materials, porn and other carcinogeic carbon based materials towards all Gore’s house.

7:28 am April, 22 Deltus said...

I looked, and it turns out I do get MTV here in the People’s Republic of Canuckistan. I don’t see the marathon, but I am now recording your show every day. Huzzah!

7:31 am April, 22 Fatness said...

Thank you for the picture of the inside of a septic tank to get my morning started.

7:38 am April, 22 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Rock on, DB1. Also, maybe soon you can upgrade your malt beverage from PBR to the more prestigious Leinenkugels.

7:39 am April, 22 Il Choadrino said...

FUCK FISH SLAP!

7:46 am April, 22 Wedgie said...

Fish Slap, always recognizable by the star tatt. And disgusting GSR, still the worst of all douchebag inventions.

Nice photo of the Village People Fan Club, New Jersey Chapter, though.

8:05 am April, 22 Scotediddilyumptious said...

The smell is seeping through my monitor, make it stop! To paraphrase the great NiglTufnel: “It’s like, how much more douche could this be? and the answer is none. None more douche.”

8:06 am April, 22 Scotediddilyumptious said...

That was supposed to be “Nigel Tufnel”

8:09 am April, 22 Commenter said...

Anybody knows what happened to fish slap in real life? I wonder how it is possible for someone to spend so much money and time on “looks” and still lead a “normal” life.

About the show, I watched it and to be honest I prefer the website. The website shows real people and honestly 70% of the fun is in the comments, be they from db1 or other mockers.

The show shows actors, most of the DBs are caricatures. they are extreme and beyond redemption, so there is no ambiguity and therefore no interest. Also DBs on the show are often very annoying to watch, so much that most of the time I’m not able to watch full episodes.

For me the only interesting episodes were Miami Ego Machine and Bag Lebowski, were I actually rooted for the guy…

is there any episode were the girl keeps the guy? also there is a contradiction because a real DB does not give a f*** if he keeps the girl, since he has options, so why would he even bother to try to get her back?!!

8:17 am April, 22 jonezy said...

@ commenter: last we heard, FFS was still a hair stylist in Chicago. A career which leaves plenty of time for the gym.

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Fuck

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Fish

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SLAP CHOP!

8:33 am April, 22 Bag A said...

SLAP!

Donk reappeared last week, now Fish Slap resurfaces.

What could be sweeter?

8:33 am April, 22 Crucial Head said...

This photo stinks like a several small wheelbarrows full of swine intestines being dumped into scalding sulfur baths while their disemboweled former husks sit rotting in a yard that is tainted by contagions of panic and lust.

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And Fuck Fish Slap!

8:35 am April, 22 Crucial Head said...

Oh.

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And congrats boss! Season Three is all in Lämp’s hands now.

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And Lämp always comes through in the clutch.

8:36 am April, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

Ladies and Gentlemen. I humbly apologize if I went overboard and off topic yesterday. Work was slow, I was fucked in the head and bored.

9:07 am April, 22 End the Haberdouchery said...

Fish Slap you handsome bastard. I just got my ab star tat. We’re bro’s bro!!

Commenter brings up some tough truths about taking the concept to the TV medium. For me the biggest bringdown is actually hearing these girls talk. I immediately lose all interest.

Be that as it may, the fight against douche must be brought to the ignorant unwashed masses, and there is no better vein than MTV programming to reach them. Keep fighting the good fight, boss, and keep it as high brow as your demographic allows.

9:10 am April, 22 bigphatnotadouche said...

Looks like a pre -bukkake photo shoot.

However, DB1 keep up the good work.

I mean finding Hotts and Choads to mock.

9:14 am April, 22 jonezy said...

DB1,

Please write into your Season 3 contract that all future marathons will include pop-up tv bubbles with live comments from Darksock.

9:19 am April, 22 Baleen said...

Like the Ents in Lord of the Rings, perhaps the palm trees growing around these faux douche oaisis spots will rise up and rip these choads to pieces and generally trash the place while simultaneously liberating the bleeths for immediate disposal to a hazmat detox facility.

10:24 am April, 22 Tony Ventresca said...

So who’s going to get gang raped in this photo? The three females, obviously, but I’m betting the two douches sitting down are in the line-up, esp the one on the left. Presumably someone will record the event and the CIA will use it as psychological warfare against the bearded freaks being held in Guantanomo Bay.

10:52 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

The Tullytown, NJ High School Drop Out Class of ’95 has their “15 Year Reunion If We’da Gradjiated” party in Las Vegas to compare their tatt work, share prison stories and celebrate that they didn’t need no diploma to get into clubs

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Maurice Tiberious F. Fish Slap, presiding

11:20 am April, 22 Scooby Douche said...

Nigel Tufnel is god.

11:56 am April, 22 Todo said...

I like the site. DB1 missed the boat by not creating Jersey Shore. Its got all the other douche themed shows by the proverbial taint.

12:17 pm April, 22 DarkSock said...

@ Jonezy 9:14pm – I already tried writing pop up balloons for each episode but Mrs. Sock got tired of windexing our flat screen and hid my damn dry erase markers.

@ Todo 11:56 – DB1 did basically create Jersey Shore. His show premiered a year before JS. I guess the Hollywood Nephews at MTV don’t shy away from incestuous cannibalization* when something works.

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*Incestuous Cannibalization would be a pretty decent Death Metal album name.

2:21 pm April, 22 mr.reeve said...

too much douche, sweat and ball butter smell coming from that picture! Jesus!

http://theproblemwithmentoday.com

11:30 pm April, 22 Steve L. said...

if they’re running a mini-marathon then MTV probably isn’t too averse to the idea of Season 3.

not that i have any faith in MTV though.

11:35 am April, 23 Amy said...

DB1,

Please write into your Season 3 contract that all future marathons will include pop-up tv bubbles with live comments from Darksock.

4:29 pm April, 24 Paul said...

Like the Ents in Lord of the Rings, perhaps the palm trees growing around these faux douche oaisis spots will rise up and rip these choads to pieces and generally trash the place while simultaneously liberating the bleeths for immediate disposal to a hazmat detox facility.

1:59 am April, 25 Karen said...

too much douche, sweat and ball butter smell coming from that picture! Jesus!
http://theproblemwithmentoday.com

4:24 am May, 6 Steve The Fob said...

This is the only MTV show I’ve been watching lately. And will do anything to support this show.

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