Friday, April 30, 2010

Ineeda Punchinthefacekowitz

Last month we met Pleasy Punchmyfacekowitz.

Now meet his brother, Ineeda Punchinthefacekowitz.

Mr. Punchinthefacekowitz’s parents tweaked the family name after some confusion at Ellis Island in 1921. Back in Douchistan, the family name was originally “Isuckalpacanutsackowitz.” But the irate immigration officer ran out of patience with the spelling on “alpacanuts.” And the rest is history.

Brunette Scarlett on the left doesn’t mind playing the hotter wingman to her less successful at dating friend, Carmen. That’s what friends are for.

Well, that and bail money.

# posted by douchebag1
9:32 am April, 30 DarkSock said...

Because of the girls’ incessant squirming Carl was unable to pull out either butt plug.

9:33 am April, 30 DarkSock said...

As his two sisters posed and smiled Rico quietly shat in the wall socket.

9:35 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

This fall on MTV Pinoy, the Jersey Shore moves west to Filipinotown. Echo Park will never be the same.

Hide your lowered ’91 Civics, dogs and CalTrans passes as “Balikbayan Box” , her sister “Guinataang Hipon” and the insufferable “The Gago” wreak their own brand of havoc drifting around Los Angeles.

This show is rated “U” for ” the “Usual Crap On MTV”

9:43 am April, 30 jonezy said...

Manual face turned sour as his sister’s fingers met precisely in the middle of his taint

9:46 am April, 30 tall guy said...

Wholesale wholesomeness from the two hots. He deserves a slap.

9:47 am April, 30 jonezy said...

with his beret lost and his face paint washed off, Pierre couldn’t figure out why the girl’s didn’t recognize his mime for “erectially disfunctioned constipated neandrethal”

9:48 am April, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Dude, that’s a long-ass last name. I feel sorry for you–I can sympathize.

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Sincerely,

Donovan Bagnonymous Mastersson, III

9:49 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

They’re laughing because he just filled his drawers.

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The Ex-Lax brownie trick claims another victim.

9:49 am April, 30 Baleen said...

Punchy here is merely releasing the gut wrenching pressure of last night’s dim sum. And yes, I would remove the unpopped kernals from little jiffypop top’s bunghole on the right.

9:58 am April, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Buffalo Beast slowly backed out of the frame as Jorge let loose a torrent of creamed corn into his trousers. The salmonella sample stolen from the hospital was good. Nobody steals Buffalo Beast’s parking spot.

9:59 am April, 30 tall guy said...

He’s trying for a Billy Idol look to match the two hotts Carly Simon look.

10:28 am April, 30 Deltus said...

Too bad the family didn’t die while en route from Douchistan. Cause now we have to deal with such a high level of fail. Don’t find these hotts all that hot, actually.

10:39 am April, 30 tall guy said...

Not all that, no. They both have that semi-monkey-jaw thing going on. Which is kind of repulsive.

11:11 am April, 30 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Funny, I could have sworn his last name was “Ishouldbeburiedalivechez.”.

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Guess I was wrong.

11:22 am April, 30 bigphatnotadouche said...

God bless sun dresses.

12:02 pm April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

If I don’t see some worse bag, as bad these two are, I will be forced to vote for Rick Sanchez on Monday. And I have quite a case for his douchebaggery.

12:05 pm April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

And this guy is a douchebag that Rick Sanchez will defend for the next two hours. If only I could cross the border as easily as a Mexican.

12:08 pm April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

And Bobby Jindal is a worse douchebag, my river otter being cared for by my Acadian relatives in the bayou is in danger as are tasty gulf oysters and Bubba Gump’s shrimp.

I must stop before the rant begins.

12:36 pm April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I always kind of wonder what Slingblade would look like with hair. Mystery solved!

2:58 pm April, 30 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Douche ponders- “which one of these lovely honies should have the pleasure of my tiny prick tonight? His face contorts. As he cannot decide he exclaims- “Yo bra lets hit the burger barn and dance in the parking lot. Later bitches!!!”

3:42 pm April, 30 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

Meet the family Punchmyfacekowitz

Each and every member gives me the shitz

Those kissy lips I’d love to smack

Followed with a swift kick to his sack

6:26 pm April, 30 Denny DelVecchio said...

I feel a little better knowing that he was standing up straight when that was taken.

9:25 pm April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Scarlett and Carmen are way too sweet and hott to be his whore-o-witzes.

6:12 am May, 1 Anonne Huntress said...

omg. this asshole better make the weekly.

9:46 am May, 2 Steve L. said...

the immigration officer in question probably didn’t want to offend alpaca nuts the world over. just saying.

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