Thursday, April 29, 2010

Jack Skullington Glares

HCwDB legend Jack Skullington is still out there.

To serve.

And protect.

And grope the hotties with his rad Mercedes arm tatt and stylin’ leather wrist straps.

Kaylie requires a belly pooch. And I volunteer. Because, for love of country, I must pooch.

# posted by douchebag1
12:35 pm April, 29 DarkSock said...

That reminds me…add roll-on deodorant to the shopping list. And self-warming KY.

12:44 pm April, 29 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, this just in: Denim Shorts are Back!

12:45 pm April, 29 boatbutter said...

Where’s the Hott? Where’s the Douche? DB1, please no more satellite pics of the Deepwater Horizon spill!!!

12:46 pm April, 29 DarkSock said...

Her body language indicates one of two things: Either she’s repulsed by Jack Skullington, or her tits have just developed a keen sense of smell and are telling her arms in a stereo chorus “PUSH AWAY; DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT”.

1:03 pm April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this the latest picture of Jesse James during his stint in “rehab”?

1:25 pm April, 29 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Kaylie would be easy to steal away from this douche. Just pull his mandana over his eyes, and escort the delectable Ms. Kaylie out the door.

1:30 pm April, 29 scrotum pole said...

I was really arous…….er, I mean repulsed by DarkSock’s video.

Lt. Dangle could play tight end for those guys.

1:32 pm April, 29 mr.reeve said...

I agree. I only see Jesse James aka “KKK Stripper Fucker”.

1:34 pm April, 29 Deltus said...

Unless you are a latino gangster, and by that I mean an actual latino in an actual gang, you may NOT wear a mandana on your head like that, especially not if you’re half-covering your eyes like that. It’s just not acceptable.

And her hand up there like that? Whether consciously or not, she is pushing away from him. Can’t say I blame her. Also? Boobies.

1:39 pm April, 29 DarkSock said...

Jack was very self-conscious about his belt-sanding injury he suffered at the hands of a very jealous carpenter and tried to hide the grievous scar in numerous ways.

2:09 pm April, 29 Bagnonymous said...

This guys a d*ck for what he did to Sandra Bullock.

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What? Oh…

2:11 pm April, 29 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

Leather wrist strap, Mercedes Benz tat

Mandana upon brow is looking quite phat

Kaylie oh Kaylie, you could do so much better

Than this dirtbag choad, a former bed wetter

3:06 pm April, 29 mr.reeve said...

Anyone with a Mercedes Benz tattoo should be shot on site! The latina hot should shank this goofy OC Bad Boy and run away ASAP.

Jack Skullington awoke one morning and decided he would copy his idol Jesse James by tatting up his body, slicking his hair with motor oil and slapping on a mandana……drip drip…..drip drip….goes the Greaser Bag…..

3:06 pm April, 29 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

While Jack thinks Kaylie is feeling up his increible pecks- she is just show us all she is not interested in this douche-I bet she humped the cameraman hard in the bathroom

3:09 pm April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kaylie was not impressed by the latest hands-on M. C. Escher exhibition.

3:40 pm April, 29 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Perhaps Skullington’s tat choices of a Mercedes logo and an Iron Cross are an outgrowth of his PhD in Germanic Studies.

More likely is that he’s just a massive tool.

3:51 pm April, 29 Euripidouche said...

somewhere a prison gang is weeping at the loss of a great piece of ass, but i prefer to wonder why all the really hott chicks with no taste always seem to be taken.

6:23 pm April, 29 Douches Wild said...

Take away the mandana and you have a milktoast twit- the hottie’s body language screams repulsion, they deserve each other, but fated pairing does not a douchebag make.

6:59 pm April, 29 Chest Meatsteak said...

Face Kick for Clunkers

Yes we Can!!

12:28 am April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

Nazi.

12:30 am April, 30 Junk said...

God I hope I never find myself at a party where spray tanned blondes are wearing matching hot pink heels and bandana.

3:52 am April, 30 Steve L. said...

Jack Skullington serves and protects (and, of course, glares) douchebags like nobody’s business.

9:24 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Blue Max is on wrong body; she deserves the bravery/heroic medallion for hangin’ with such a douchewanker.

9:31 am April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Douchebaggery represents and generates more BADD: Japanese textile headband, German and Maltese iron cross and Mercedes/Peace symbol tatts. I bet he even wears AXE because it reminds him of the AXIS power he derives from his costume.

If she had anything to smile about, she’d be a shoe-in hott. Unfortunately, she’s shoe-horned with a shitbag.

2:41 pm April, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

We’ve seen this pic before. At least we’ve seen him before. And he is still poo, I see. Good to know he’s consistent.

4:59 pm April, 30 Mahatma Gandouche said...

Isn’t this the asshat formerly known as Jack Scrotington?

10:23 pm April, 30 lupus john wilcox said...

are drugs piled high just out of view of the camera? what is going on to allow this to even be possible? on a different note, i bet she listens to rush limbaugh.

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