Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Jenna Regrets Her Prom Choice

While Teddy can’t wait to show the boys on 4chan how “off the shizz” his mojo was.

# posted by douchebag1
11:02 am April, 27 tall guy said...

What’s going on with that guys shirt or jacket or whatever it is? is he exposing midriff? how positively gay. he reminds me of a costermonger at Haymarket (in Sydney) bellowing out the (alleged) freshness of his particular fruit. also, that guy in back with leg-raising semi-hot: his eyes…

11:11 am April, 27 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

And here I thought Mr. Ed was dead.

11:29 am April, 27 Fatness said...

First the GSR. Now the HGR (hairy gut reveal).

* shudder*

And could Cindy’s boobs be pushed higher? They look like B cups hung upside down and bound with duct tape.

11:30 am April, 27 ashfish said...

This is what happens when dorks try to cross over to the douche side. That’s a serious look of disapproval from blondie. Don’t do the douche kid. AND PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN FOR FUCK’S SAKE. He just needs a good kick in the ass to straighten up. You can tell in he’s not 100% sold his soul to the douche devil yet.

11:30 am April, 27 Scotediddilyumptious said...

The look on her face says “I smell poo and it’s CLOSE”

11:33 am April, 27 Fatness said...

If he’s not 100% sold to the douche devil yet, I think I have a coupon.

11:34 am April, 27 mr.reeve said...

While I agree Teddy is a total dork for the shirt and hand gesture, I don’t see any crazy hair, tatts, watches or bling in his ear. I say notta douche and yes to dork. Jenna is only kinda hot because she’s 20.

11:34 am April, 27 DarkSock said...

I don’t think Penelope PlumpRight digs his “Paco The Gay Waiter” look….I dig her “sack o’ boobs” look….

11:38 am April, 27 Chad Kroeger said...

His shirt is made from a shred of Flex’s shirt. Although he looks less douchey he is proportionately more gay in an inverse strictly quasi- concavical logarithmic kind of way. But what the fuck do I know. I failed advanced microeconomic theory 4, two times because I got stuck in a fucling matrix of booze, drugs, and fat whores. He looks Lagrangian to me. And by Langrangian I mean L(x1,x2,lamnda) +p1x1 + p2x2+lamnda[u-(x1p +x2p)1/p]=douchebag enough to be never seen again after his bosons are flexed through Flex’s black hole.

11:39 am April, 27 Douchble Helix said...

This is why this site must exist. That broad is perfect. That guy is shit.

11:43 am April, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Brittney can’t wait until the conservatorship of her money is over so she doesn’t have to perform concerts at high school proms anymore.

11:52 am April, 27 Chad Kroeger said...

And his profit function shows so much uncertainty that without a proof I must assume that his Hicksian demands will be negated by his own-substitutional effect.

She can perhaps be described economically by the Slutsky Equation. She is symmetrical but does not exhibit the Marshallian demand of homogeneity. She does not have an equilibrium when he is such a mess.

I better start drinkin’.

11:54 am April, 27 mr.reeve said...

I still say notta douche. He has not committed fully yet. Check out Bango:

http://theproblemwithmentoday.blogspot.com/2010/04/bango-is-baddest-mascott-of-all-time.html

12:01 pm April, 27 Chad Kroeger said...

If they both value themselves at zero, whick looks like it may be the case. The two might meet a Walrasian equilibrium when their price vectors meet at poo. In fact, Adam Smith and Walras agree that two items are Pareto efficient if they meet the First Welfare Theorem of the Walrasian Principle. If anyone wants to discuss this bullshit let me know, my dog needs a crap.

12:04 pm April, 27 Bagnonymous said...

He needs to be kicked in his likely-unwashed smelly ‘nards. I can only hope the varsity quarterback showed up a few seconds later and pounded the sh*t outta him on the dance floor, and then started shouting, “BAG’S ON THE GROUND! BAG’S ON THE GROUND!

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Meanwhile, Jenna is delectable and apparently a little enebriated, too (reddened nose & flushed cheeks). Sweet Jeebus, she’s got a nummy body, though.

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Definitely a HC and definitely a DB. A fine pairing, young DB1. …And by “fine” I mean somebody please find me another bottle of scotch.

12:05 pm April, 27 Chad Kroeger said...

Flex is so wide he is a monopoly. I’m done.

12:42 pm April, 27 tall guy said...

if it’s not yet a douce, it’s definitely raw material. Jenna’s boobies may tend to sag a bit when released from being pushed together. and by sag a bit i mean eventually droop down to her navel by the time she’s 35. until then, though, that little bit of give is what puts the fun into funbags.

1:32 pm April, 27 Deltus said...

She’s thinking to herself, quite correctly, that her boobs are MUCH higher caliber than him. *motorboat*

2:38 pm April, 27 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

She jut can’t believe that her mom paid good money to have her boobs done and she wasted them on this sh** stain

2:48 pm April, 27 Claude Douchenburg said...

All the guys have on the same color shirt and the girls are all in black dresses. I smell Glee Club.

3:42 pm April, 27 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

His scrote was aquiver, his eyes were a-roving

But this is what’s called a geek in douche clothing

This ballbag should stick to playing Call of Duty

For there’s no way in hell he’ll be banging that booty

6:19 pm April, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Indeed, a singing organization whose theme song is “Blue on blue, heartache on heartache.”

(and whose secret song is “Blue vein on blue vein, hardache on hardache”)

6:21 pm April, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Show choirs, the cast party.

6:32 pm April, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Prima diva soprano Monica shrinks from the embrace of nerdo-turdo tenor Ardmore, celebrating their successful duet, “When the Children are Asleep” while the rest of the room laughs on.

6:38 pm April, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

The “Black and Blues” concert choir celebrates another fundraiser success, this time for the local women’s shelter whose raison d’etre is protecting females from their wife-beating husbands (and/or boyfriends).

6:45 pm April, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Darrell cools off his hard-worked breath-supporting diaphragm, while Martina prefers to soothe her vocal cords with a brewski at the post-concert “rumble in the rec-room” at the Riverslide Lounge.

7:51 pm April, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

This is a perfect paring. Like Peanut Butter and whale vomit.

8:01 pm April, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Right. A school choir. With those titties.

9:55 pm April, 27 Seth said...

shirt and the hair alone make me want to kill him and then kill myself.

10:10 pm April, 27 Baleen said...

I think the DJ is nodding off from the general lameness of the party considering the budget this year was slashed and decorations were the first to go.

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Also, I wouldn’t mind losing a contact lens between her tits.

2:32 am April, 28 Steve L. said...

can has fire?

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

i’m probably not up to speed on the latest 4chan memes.

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