Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Jet Li’s “Kissylips”





I much preferred the original Hong Kong version. Hollywood just takes out the edge and adds kissylips.



Even Kosmo Kissylips gives this 2 and a half stars, with an extra half star for Kendra’s shower scene.

# posted by douchebag1
7:15 am April, 13 Chad Kroeger said...

After his first day of gardening for the Von Imps. Kato coulcn’t believe his luck that the daughter was a nympho party chicks that likes Yellowbags.

7:18 am April, 13 Chad Kroeger said...

And I will drink to her boobies because it is pub time in Ireland. I’d like to eat her Steak and Kidney pie and haggis her tight little asshole.

7:32 am April, 13 El Caganer said...

Booobies!

7:37 am April, 13 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Well I’ll be damned. Linda Fiorintino bleached her hair…and her brain.

7:48 am April, 13 Anonymous said...

He even has money in his right hand. Maybe payment for a wonderful picture of him being cool enough for 1 second to show all his friends he can get with a hotchick with tig’ ol bitties?

7:50 am April, 13 Wheezer said...

“I pay you 20 dorrah
to tuts mah barreh
I pay – you do wild thing…..”

– Tone Scrote, the Acey Douchey wannabe

7:55 am April, 13 End the Haberdouchery said...

Her boobs are as real as her blond hair. I’d still like to use them as stress balls though.

8:10 am April, 13 Douche Springsteen said...

Is this Bleeth trend of hanging fishing lures from the pierced belly button a new thing or have I just been too entranced by the cleavite to notice? Someone get this guy on a slow boat back to China please. I bet he won her in a card game.

8:11 am April, 13 soy bomb said...

Please to notice the kung-fu grip he has on her left arm. This little bitty’s not goin’ nowhere, at least until the photo has been snapped.
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He’s an incredible douche.

8:15 am April, 13 B-Red said...

This chick may be the nastiest chick to ever appear on this site. Call me when she gets above 80 pounds (not counting how much the implants weigh)

8:55 am April, 13 Bagnonymous said...

But her face. That’s all I can say…
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Wow. Just wow.

9:00 am April, 13 doucheywallnuts said...

I think there’s something genetic that prevents Bro-asians from performing a full-fledged kissy lips. As far as the bleeth goes, I’ve seen better heads on ass zits.

9:02 am April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Right hand: whacks on
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Left hand: whacks off

9:37 am April, 13 DarkSock said...

Looks like the tapeworm she swallowed to intercept the carbs is making a run for it out of her belly button.

He probably got tired of the one-eyed bald purple dude jumping through the back door and doing push-ups until he puked everywhere.

Get Some! Diper dick.

9:48 am April, 13 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

She is not remotely hot, but knows that a lot of guys think she’s hot, even though they’re not sure how hot she is, but because she’s trying so hard to prove she’s hot (even though she not) both sides have been fooled into thinking she’s a lot hotter than she is.

Got that?

9:57 am April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She looks like the “feature dancer” at a truckstop on HWY 15 going up to Lewisburg.

I.P. Freely just made his biggest score on a shipment of MSG to One Hung Low’s eatery.

This picture is why I believe in mandatory sterilization of all douchebags and bleeths.

11:46 am April, 13 Evil_Redheaded_Stepchild said...

Someone kidnapped that poor little boy, destroyed his hair and gave him implants. SO MEEEEAN.

12:17 pm April, 13 Wedgie said...

Kissy rips.

12:41 pm April, 13 Tony Ventresca said...

I had lunch in a burger joint (non-chain) in Niagara Falls yesterday and the waitress looked exactly like this chick, including the acne around her mouth and nose.

1:12 pm April, 13 Deltus said...

The great thing about a butterface like her? It just doesn’t matter when her face is covered in my man-butter.

4:31 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ DarkSock 9:37

Fuck. You beat me to the tapeworm joke. I will then suggest that this might be a miniature lamprey eel, riding along on her underbelly.
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@ ERHSC 11:46
*Snork* Funny, the same thing happened to Jessica Simpson! Must be a crime wave…..
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Gentlemen, let this be evidence that blonde hair and fake tits do not equal autohott.

4:34 pm April, 13 ToddJerad said...

“Gentlemen, let this be evidence that blonde hair and fake tits do not equal autohott.”

95/100 guys on here would still do her, brag to their friends about the dime they banged, and then buy her a car they can’t afford.

12:17 am April, 14 Steve L. said...

now i absolutely must scour the innernets to find Kendra’s shower scene. watch out innernets, there will be lots of jizz and 8% beer.

12:18 am April, 14 Steve L. said...

i didn’t know what “diper dick” is until i saw this pic.

5:55 pm April, 14 lance said...

I don’t think i want to smell what the rock is cooking. I wonder how long it took him to get the money perfectly folded in his hands where he was happy with the way it looked? How contrived. You can see the exact denominations. Wow. A 20 dollar bill, maybe two! Douchefuck

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