Thursday, April 1, 2010

Miami Bohunks


Still out there.

Still hitting on delightful gnaw shoulders like Maria here.

Still multiplying like rabbits.

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6:21 pm April, 1 Mr. White said...

Somebody already gnawed through her shirt.

6:28 pm April, 1 DarkSock said...

OK I'll admit it.

I am actually Crucial Head.

But I am not Lamp.

6:30 pm April, 1 DarkSock said...

Someone needs to tell Chicken Legs McMustardFartz in the background there that he just ruined his favorite black shorts. Gotta stay off the Jalapeño poppers, guy.

Note the tilde sign in jalapeño above; proof that I am actually Crucial Head, aka pommelhorse, axwielder, et al.

6:32 pm April, 1 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, opposite background side: Neckless McThicky awaits outside of the auditioning tent for his chance to secure the role of Tor in the Plan 9 From Outer Space remake.

6:32 pm April, 1 Bag A said...

I was wondering when the WMC photos would start slithering in….

6:33 pm April, 1 DarkSock said...

^As you can see by the above 50's horror flick reference, I am also actually Baron Von Goolo.

6:46 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Sausage fest

6:46 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Sword fight

6:50 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Hot dog hootenanny

6:51 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Knockwurst knockaround

6:52 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Bratwurst brayers

6:52 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Hide The Salami Marathon

7:01 pm April, 1 clam fist said...

I am actually anon. Every last one of them.

7:18 pm April, 1 clam fist said...

Anna Paquin is bisexual.

7:27 pm April, 1 Douchble Helix said...

In that second pic, someone is playing tic-tac-toe on Curly's head.

And Curly's wearing nail polish. Not a good look.

7:29 pm April, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Not so fast, DarkSock! Without looking, I think 'Tor' was the actor's name, not the character.

7:33 pm April, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Yep, Tor Johnson played Inspector Clay.

Which proves that *I* an Baron Von Goolo. Whatever the fuck that means.

7:38 pm April, 1 Bagnonymous said...

I am actually Sarah Palin. My youngest child is a ruhtard.

And I'd like Vin Douchal to bang me until my vision turns 20/20. 'Cause I'm sick of people getting me confused with Tina Fey already.

7:45 pm April, 1 Flyteeth said...

I"M ACTUALLY FUCCEWN DAKRSOCK! I PUNKD ALL YOU SLAPWHOARES!

7:47 pm April, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

That guy with the yellow shit-stained pants is gonna need a washboard to scrub those shorts on, and Bohunk here is the perfect solution.

And MiamiMiss is the perfect washmaid.

7:48 pm April, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

TARMAL at Passover is a good thing.

7:54 pm April, 1 Bagnonymous said...

Props to Maria here, for having a sweet-ass body that's believeable, like its actually her body–not all silicone 'n shit. I tip my penis to you, Maria.

And props to the Miami Bohunk, too, for finally coming out of the closet.

8:06 pm April, 1 Bob said...

I would skeet on that opening by her right hip. I would!

8:12 pm April, 1 Samurai Scrote said...

FLYTEETH is actually my radio-controlled, poo-sniffing manservant.

MUSH, FLYTEEHT! MUSH! HYAHH!!

8:13 pm April, 1 Anonymous said...

btw, where is our old pal Crucial Head these days?

Not on vacation in Corfu with Pfah or anything?

8:14 pm April, 1 Anonymous said...

obviously, there is a horse-peeing show at the other end of the courtyard.

8:19 pm April, 1 Anonymous said...

short BoingBoing piece on Lucas Gray for @Mr. White

8:36 pm April, 1 El Caganer said...

Her tan line is begging to be traced with my tongue.

9:51 pm April, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fuck these morons! What's going on on-stage in the second pic?

9:56 pm April, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ghost of Pumpy?

9:57 pm April, 1 Douchie Howser, M.D. said...

@Ms. (oops, Mrs.) Palin, 12.38

Recently I dreamt of you in bed with my wife, to whom you bear a strong resemblance, joined by your shared doppleganger, Ms. Fey. They tied you down, and violated you in unspeakable fashions so painful (yet pleasurable, you filthy mynx!) that the force of your clamped periorbital muscles reshaped your eyes' lenses, restoring your vision to 20/21.

Then Vin D. stepped in and finished the job…presumably…because after what had transpired, my interest had dwindled, the way a guy's interest in porn dwindles precipitously after…well…

11:35 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Then she lied about the size of my cockk

12:05 am April, 2 Mr. White said...

@anon 1:19

That's geekalicious.

4:25 am April, 2 Lithi said...

The shaved gorilla on the far right is freaking me out. You would half expect him to hulk out and create a trail of destruction and broken douche necks everywhere.

Wait a sec, I would welcome that. HULK OUT, shaved gorilla. HULK OUT!

5:12 am April, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Worst. Swimsuits. Ever.

Nothing makes a hot chick look like a misshappen sack of potatoes like these cutout suits. To pull it off, you have to be 6'4" and 115 lbs. And by pull it off, you know exactly what I mean.

Jeebus, I also am mesmerized by that shaved musk ox in the background. Too bad for him he's hung like a grape. You're not fooling anyone, Flex.

10:30 am April, 2 Steve L. said...

i am actually Pai Mei.

… i wish.

11:10 am April, 2 Steve L. said...

and by "i wish" i mean i really wouldn't mind it if i can render a hot bleeth (like Francine) immobilized and then ask her things like "you American women only know how to spend men's money, RIGHT?!1?!?!11?!?!!"

ah a bag hunter's dream come true…

1:09 pm April, 2 Tony Ventresca said...

Several years ago, if someone had told me that places exist where large groups of muscular ape-men wearing shorts and crappy running shoes congregated and acted like douchebags, I would have called bullshit. But now, after a couple years of visiting this site every day, I now realize it's all true. Thank you DB1, thank you for taking away my innocence.

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