Thursday, April 22, 2010

New England Crab Chowder

Sure, Kevin and Sean O’Scrotey would get their ass kicked in Kenmore for sporting the double douche look while harassing Kevin’s sisters best friend, Morgan.

But what Kevin and Sean O’Scrotey don’t realize yet is that what happens in Vegas, stays on Facebook.

And Morgan’s brothahs, Jimmy and Johnny Riley (heirs to the Allston Riley’s Roast Beef fortune), are waiting with baseball bats by Soldier’s Field Road for payback.

# posted by douchebag1
9:36 am April, 22 Wedgie said...

I keep forgetting to get some nice chains for beachwear accessories. Damn forgetful of me.

9:39 am April, 22 Crucial Head said...

I imagine that the douche on the right bought that shirt six years ago.

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I imagine the douche on the left has a brain that hasn’t developed since he was six years old.

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I imagine the boobies in the middle being less than six degrees of separation from my wiener.

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6-6-6, the number of the…

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… Buffalo Beast?

9:57 am April, 22 bigphatnotadouche said...

No douchebags in this picture – Its just Alabama trailer trash rocking the Bear Bryant hat and htting on Ms. Daisy Duke.

10:06 am April, 22 El Queso said...

That could just as easily be the Ocean City Maryland contingent visiting Orlando, Florida.

Although, those guys do look like they’re friends with the fat dude from “The Mighty Mighty BossTones”,

or the lead singer from SmashMouth.

10:13 am April, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Alabama trailer trash rocking the Bear Bryant hat

Oddly enough, when I tell Alabama trailer trash that Bear Bryant is still dead, they don’t find it particularly humorous.

10:16 am April, 22 Deltus said...

Emmerson Niceboobs.

10:26 am April, 22 Chad Kroeger said...

Just poo. Keeping it on the down low today.

10:28 am April, 22 Tony Ventresca said...

She’s got great tits, but it looks like she’s got even greater feet & toes. I feel the need for a footjob. Unfortunately, this is one of those photos in which the douches are so closely entwined with the hott that I cannot crop them out.

10:31 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

This one is RIGHT in my wheelhouse…

I would wear the same thing as “Two Brain Cell Red Sox Nation Card Holder # 12,094 ” minus the bee keeper glasses. However, I usually top it off with an authentic red with blue brim Sawx cap purchased at Fenway in 1975 that has never been washed. Don’t put it anywhere near food. It is the ultimate rally cap so I usually reserve it for Yankees games and the playoffs.

That said, fuckface on the left looks like every drunk guy at the Cask ‘N Flagon that thinks since he’s been to Brockton he’s a middleweight boxer. It’s always fun to watch a 5’6″ pie-faced Irish kid knock him on his ass with one punch

Morgan is why I loved growing up on Cape Cod. College coeds from all across New England would flock to the Cape for summer jobs at “quaint” hotels and restaurants and then get blind shitty drunk and fuck any guy with a car and his own place….. this was before STD’s became a menace and the sexual revolution was in it’s “The British are coming!” stage


Being in a band and driving a sports car didin’t hurt either..

Yooooouuuuuuk !!

10:32 am April, 22 Guy LaDouche said...

Sometimes, just sometimes, the urge to wear black shoes to the beach is overwhelming. Then I wake up, and realize it was a nightmare…but the side boob and suckle thigh make things better in this. Still ashamed to be from New England however…

10:34 am April, 22 Poodle Van Doodle said...

Her face scares me. Is that what passes for Hott these days?

10:35 am April, 22 Guy LaDouche said...

@Vin Douhcal I agree with your assesment of attire aside from the fact that all apparel should be that of the Yankees. I am glad to see the presence of the Ultra Rare Clear Cup….

11:05 am April, 22 Left 4 Douche said...

@ PVD

I agree, I’m not seeing much hott there from the neck up. So I guess I’ll just have to stare at the neck down.

11:16 am April, 22 Scooby Douche said...

Wow, a plaid-douche sandwich, with the good meat in the middle, and pasty, doughy white bread on the outside. Now if we could just get those two ass hats to smear themselves with mayonaisse and jump into the tiger enclosure, the world would be 3 percentage points better.

11:42 am April, 22 Soy Bomb said...

As a proud member of Red Sox Nation, I do not approve of this photo.

11:47 am April, 22 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Is left side douche mocking right side douche with his look of superiority because he got the girl or is right side douche mocking left side douche because he knows Morgan is a fire crotch-and by that I mean the BIG H?

12:05 pm April, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

dog tag, bicep band, double neon bracelets, TRIPLE wallet chain and, and a plaid hat. wow! all I can say is wow! serious doucheffort going on there

12:07 pm April, 22 jonezy said...

anyone else notice that his lanyard tag says he’s DJ X-POO

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seems fairly obvious, not sure why they bothered to print that for him- maybe he’s too stupid to remember who he is, and those are his dog tags for when someone finds him sleeping next to the dumpster behind the Big Y Foods?

12:35 pm April, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

It actually looks like is says “DJ KPOK”, so he must be the weekend graveyard DJ at Goodtime Radio KPOK 1340 AM in Bowman, North Dakota.

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Keep climbing that ladder Sean! In another 12 years you’ll be able to take over the coveted 5 PM commute spot on Z92 FM over in Dickinson.

12:47 pm April, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

One could play checkers on that hat, and tic tac toe on his torso.

But I’d settle for hangman on the scrotes and gee, what nice hangers she has. Turquoise has never been prettier.

3:37 pm April, 22 Just Sayin said...

Crab Choader.

8:39 pm April, 22 The_Postdouchster_General said...

Its chowdah! its pronounced crab CHOWDAH!

11:12 pm April, 22 Steve L. said...

Soldier’s Field Road?

i have to admit, that sounds like the totally ideal place to take out Kevin & Sean.

7:10 am April, 23 curb your endouchiasm said...

Did anyone else notice the resemblance to David Crapperfield without the growth in his side–maybe it’s pre-growth.

3:22 pm April, 24 Anthony said...

Crab Choader.

11:31 pm April, 24 Brad said...

Did anyone else notice the resemblance to David Crapperfield without the growth in his side–maybe it’s pre-growth.

12:44 am April, 25 Steven said...

Did anyone else notice the resemblance to David Crapperfield without the growth in his side–maybe it’s pre-growth.

8:26 am April, 25 Anthony said...

Its chowdah! its pronounced crab CHOWDAH!

6:03 pm April, 25 Joseph said...

Its chowdah! its pronounced crab CHOWDAH!

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