Thursday, April 29, 2010

No More Patrick Pooing

Yesterday’s Patrick Pooing writes in:

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Where in a picture on your website and would like it removed straight away.

The picture is named ‘Pactrick Pooing’ updated on your site this morning – 28th at 9.21AM.

I don’t know how you got hold of this picture, it is a private holiday picture and the comments have been very upsetting for my girlfriend I would like it removed immediately.

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On behalf of the comments threads participants, I know that where sorry.

# posted by douchebag1
9:08 am April, 29 boatbutter said...

What is Tom Morello doing with these jackoffs?…..Bullshit on Parade is more like it.

9:09 am April, 29 jonezy said...

DILFPACK?

9:09 am April, 29 jonezy said...

Team Wristdana PACK?

9:11 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

Ahhh where better off without Patrick Pooing…Wheredo…

9:12 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

Boss did you actually remove it STRAIGHT away?

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Straight away could be the next Wow. Just wow.

9:17 am April, 29 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

That hott should give me a hummer.

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Straight away.

9:20 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

After Cindi’s “Straight Away” mace failed to disperse the boys she switched successfully to “Gay Away” and was alone instantly.

9:22 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

Poor Patrick Poo’s got something to say:

“Where gettin’ a lawyer; you gonna pay.”

His take-down request

at the Boss’s behest

Came faster than a NASCAR Straight-away.

9:24 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

These guys hate country music CD’s. They just threw her George Strait away.

9:34 am April, 29 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

It’s refreshing to know that this moron really IS as stupid as he looks. Renews confidence in my powers of observation: DOUCHEBAG observation, that is.

9:36 am April, 29 bigphatnotadouche said...

When do good looking Hotts hang with the JERZ BZZ bowling team?

I guess when in bowling it is all about the wrist mandanas and silk jackets..

9:43 am April, 29 Troy Tempest said...

I don’t even remember him. Sigh. so many douchebags.nothing else – just “so many douchebags”…

HURL!

9:45 am April, 29 scrotum pole said...

I think that little bo-peep lost one of her sheep, because it “strayed away.”

Myself, I keep my sheep tethered, lubed up and available.

9:45 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

We’re the fuck does that jackoff Patrick get his jerseys?

9:46 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Do we really need another re-make of West Side Story? On the left we have the homeless bums playing the Sharks and on the right we have the gay’s men championship pommel horse riding team as the Jets. In the middle is poor sweet, bleethy Maria. Luckily she only had one line she needed to memorize: “WWWWOOOOOOOOOO!” Let’s hope that the ending changes to that Mayan prophecy shit.

9:49 am April, 29 scrotum pole said...

Patrick, dude consider yourself lucky, in all of my “private Holiday pictures” I’m naked and passed out behind my trailer.

9:54 am April, 29 Ohio FJ said...

Where mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!

10:08 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

I love the internet.

I’d love to have been a fly on the wall as he typed in and understood that “The picture is named Patrick Pooing” was about him …. Eye opening , eh , Bub? This is how you are perceived ..

HCwDb 1 – Douchebags 0 . Fire up the parade down Commonwealth Ave and hang another banner on the wall

10:12 am April, 29 Douche Unto Others said...

ROFLPACK?

10:17 am April, 29 Baleen said...

After bowling a perfect game, Buffalo Beast returns his shoes to the counter, lights a cigarette, and exits the builing straight away. For he is the true Ezy Tag Dragonslayer.

10:18 am April, 29 Tony Ventresca said...

Funny how he had to use a passive-aggressive excuse for taking it down, i.e. “my girlfriend…” Man up, or GTFO.

10:32 am April, 29 jcdouchey said...

It doesn’t get any better then the take downs.

10:35 am April, 29 Chad Kroeger said...

I think that where better off without Pactrick Pooing. Is he still in the running for the next weekly because where he was pooing he was also pooing.

And if the Canadians win the Cup I still will get all you fuckers a Montreal Smoked meat sandwich once I reach a bulk mail deal with the USPS. You must choose from Chenoy’s or Schwart’s Deli and you must eat the kosher pickle and cole slaw.

10:36 am April, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Waaaaaaaaahh!!!!!

10:37 am April, 29 Soy Bomb said...

Pooing himself makes an appearance at the end of the comments section of theoriginal post with the typical played out douche rants and the prerequisite poor grammar.

10:47 am April, 29 Mr. White said...

Sabrina the Teenage Witch grew up to be a gothy slut. And I like that.

She needs to send these steroid hobbits back to where she found them, though.

10:48 am April, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Holiday” instead of “vacation”, and the phrase “Straight away” indicate British-ism. So he’s a Britbag on top of it. Bummer. Hey, don’t cry in your PT Tips, mate. You’re with the only good-looking girl in all of the UK.

10:55 am April, 29 Just Sayin said...

Dude on the left looks like Neanderthal Man after a shave and a set of dapper clothes. Nice hat!

The Hott is smokin’ hottt!

11:22 am April, 29 doucheywallnuts said...

Ah Patrick Pooing, we hardly knew ye…

More troubling/puzzling is what kind of a “holiday” would one be celebrating wearing a Knicks jersey with all the douchebag accessories, including skanky bleeth? All Douchebags Day? Patrick Ewing’s birthday? The anniversary of Nik Ritchie’s/Hooman Hartounian’s DWI?

11:27 am April, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

We’re did you get that picture? Shouldn’t private holiday pictures not be on the internet? Just sayin…

11:27 am April, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Does guy on the left’s shirt say “Wolfgang Puck”? I love those frozen pizzas, man.

11:28 am April, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

That would be the right. Fail.

11:52 am April, 29 Whoop-di-douche said...

With Patrick Pooing, it’s his way or the straight away, er, um, uh, highway. We’re’s he going, anyway?

YEs, where very sorry. MY ASS.

Speaking of ass, my opinion of wristbands and wristdanas is they might just be the perfect poo wipers.

12:32 pm April, 29 Tony Ventresca said...

Chad @10:35

I had Schwartz’s the last time I was in Montreal. I was alone and the door guy seated me instantly in front of a line of 50+ people because they only had seats on the stools at the counter. Great food, incredibly dry smoked meat, but overall the experience was more no frills than I was expecting. That said, I will stop in there next time. Never heard of Chenoy’s, unfortunately.

12:52 pm April, 29 Deltus said...

I just farted in PP’s honour. Straight away.

2:58 pm April, 29 Scroteophobic said...

@Medusa

PG Tips. And thanks for the vote of confidence in our womanhood.

6:16 pm April, 29 trobs said...

why can’t you spell “we’re”?

WE ARE not “where”

what the fudge.

8:31 pm April, 29 TheOneSalmon said...

Patrick Pooing is such a funny name.

12:19 am April, 30 Chad Kroeger said...

@Tony

Haven’t had a dry Schwartz’s yet but haven;t been there in 10 years. Fuckers might all be ghost deli waiters now. Used to be juicy enough to make you fear a heart attack.

3:58 am April, 30 Steve L. said...

yeah. where sorry? where IS sorry? i certainly can’t find sorry.

7:41 am April, 30 Scroteophobic said...

@SteveL

It is in Maine, Hancock County.

Surry about that.

10:24 pm April, 30 lupus john wilcox said...

this is why i never shop at marshalls.

8:03 am May, 3 Douchelips said...

The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me…

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“I don’t know how you got hold of this picture, it is a private holiday picture” Dude. ANYTHING you put ANYWHERE on the internet is no longer private.

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Let me guess, you took your private holiday photo and put on Facebook for all your friends to see. Facebook is VERY public. Then you uploaded your private holiday photo to Flickr, or Piseca or some other photo hosting service…again not at all private.

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The only way to keep photos private is to never post them digitally anywhere. But that’s obviously beyond you since you can’t type.

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