Thursday, April 15, 2010
No More “Skippy Gets Lucky”
First, Kelsey writes in:
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hey there a pic of me and a friend is on your site and I would like it removed please. Its funny but it could get me in trouble with my career. I also think its kind of weird u have a picture of me but whatever. Its the one of “skippy gets lucky” posted on april 13th
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So far so good. But then “Skippy” writes in:
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serious. skippy gets lucky take that down you do not own rights to that picture.
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Serious? Serious.
EDIT: The original image with this post was just a tad too disturbing to leave up on account of creepy Douchebaguette, but if you’d like to fry your eyeballs, check it out here.
I was only going to have 2 drinks at lunch before going back to work, but after that pic, I’m going to need 4.
Springsteen:
I agree more drinking is in order. How about the bottle and a straw.
HA! I called it ! At exactly 6:51 PM on April 13.
If I were a betting man, using the vigorish formula:
v = +o⁄(1 + o) and o = +v⁄(1 − v)
I would have taken $100 on my $110 bet. Yeah, it was even money, it didn’t pass the sniff test.
How do i see this picture of skippy? i used to be able to google search pics that got removed and other sites still had them, but skippy gets lucky is nowhere to be found
The bloated chick in the second photo looks like she has a gas station air hose up her arse.
Cool
I guess Kelsey doesn’ know that a there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
A career in porn can only be enhanced by having a pic posted on this site.
Db1,
Did you get that elusive Facebook or MySpace page for Kelsey? That’s good fwappin’ there, …
How long do they give you, db1, between the first email requesting you take it down, and the second where they often get snippier? On average, I mean.
This pic is way better, boss. That cute blonde on the left has me.. hummina, hummina, hummina
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I’m sorry, what? I don’t remember what I was saying. All I know is that my eyes haven’t even had the chance to move to the right side of this pic yet, but something tells me I’m not missing much over there.
Kelsey,
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You may think it’s weird that DB1 has a picture of you with a douchebag – but you should see DB1’s personal collection of Polaroid’s depicting nude giraffe’s licking koala bear taints.
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Very creepy.
How long has being a fluffer for bukkai films, been considered a career?
I am guessing that Kelsey is the one with the alum lips and the bad spray tan. Though I don’t see anything damaging about that pic. The one who should be worried is the blonde in the forground. That character hovering above her head looks like an extraterristeral disquising himself as an earthling. And not doing a very good job of it either.
“Skippy Gets Lucky”
NSFWallabees, let alone ‘roos…..
Hmmm…I didn’t know picking up the empty pork rind bags and cleaning up baby vomit from the shelves at Wal*Mart was considered a career…
Gotta love those predicatable “take down” requests. The first contact is always sorta polite, sorta literate. The second request is always full of meaningless legal threats. Better to save the legal threats for your employer when he fires you without grounds for the pic – can you say wrongful dismissal suit? cha-ching
I guess that photo could impact her career of fellating wombats for the breeding experiments at the local zoo. It was nice of her to bring one of her charges with her out to a bar, though.
Hahahahahahahaha “career” my sweet caramelized Jesus he cannot be serious.
If you have to ask “may I take your order please” you don’t have a “career”, all you got is a motherfuckin’ job. And Skippy, just from the looks of ya I can tell you ain’t got no “career”, unless it’s handjob boy at the local truckstop on weekends.
Fuck, I fail reading comprehension. It’s not the dipshit, but the paid-to-pose whore he was with that initiated the takedown request.
Yeah, she has a point. It would ruin her “career” as a hooker if anyone got the impression that she let a loser like that within a thousand miles of her vaginal canal. A picture like that could drive your rates down, big time.
That blonde is smoking hot
I guess she has a point. After, they did use her face as a mold for the gorilla cookies you can buy at a zoo these days. And Skippy suffers from severe L.O.P. (lack of punctuation) skills. Stop hamming it up with the hott and her Grandma and get me a free refill now fuckstick.
Sorry I let Ray Charles type that last one. It should be After ALL. At least I don’t have L.O.P.
Kelsey,
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You may think it’s weird that DB1 has a picture of you with a douchebag – but what’s even more weird is that I have a picture of you. From 10 minutes ago.
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Very creepy.
I haven’t posted in awhile, but DS at 2:13 made me laugh out loud.
That’s funny stuff right there.
Don’tcha just wanna go take a little nibble at that Izod gator?
I find it comforting that these people literally sound as stupid as they look. Good to know they aren’t being mocked unjustly.
Little did Gepetto know that late that night, while he was sleeping, the blue fairy godmother appeared, tapped the blowup sexdoll with her wand….
–VS
Ah, yes. According to the Preppy Handbook, the little Izod gator is resting in its rightful place atop the left nipplage. Good going.
That’s a shame. The hott was sensational.
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I don’t suppose we could just pixelate Skuppy and enshrine her in the HoH, eh?
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Who’s with me?
hey Kelsey, you see that blonde on the left? look at her, then look at your own stupid kissy lips. and then weep.
also, tell us about how you got fired from Best Buy, Skippy.
Chef: Put this paper bag over your head.
Bus Driver Crazy Lady: What’s this for?
Chef: It’s a sex toy. I can’t make love to you without it.
Oops, wrong thread.
Right thread, after all. It relates to the original picture.
Creepy Bleeths with lined
peepers freak even Maybelline
to utter, “JEEPERS!”
Oops, wrong thread.