Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Patrick Pooing

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Patrick Pooing wanted to take time off from hitting on Cheerleader Charlene to congratulate Flex Luthor and Jennifer for winning the Weekly.

And yes, white guys in Knicks jerseys + bling + wristdannas = the triple-double of douche.

# posted by douchebag1
9:55 am April, 28 bigphatnotadouche said...

I didn’t know you could take a theme cruise dressed as a wigger douche sporting a NY Knicks jersey.

The Hott looks like she has taken too many basketballs to the chin.

I need to see my travel agent.

9:57 am April, 28 Chad Kroeger said...

Arms to big for puny shoulseders. I will be bag.

10:26 am April, 28 Vin Douchal said...

I’m not so sure she’s a cheerleader. More like a dumping ground for shots of Jaeger and jizm

10:33 am April, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Nice soul patch, bra. Oh, it’s not? Then you need to learn how to do a Dirty Sanchez a wee bit better,.. you kinda missed by a little there… uh, excuse me … gotta go…

10:37 am April, 28 Crucial Head said...

Why do I get the feeling that they’re on the set for Little People, Big World?

Or, as Mr. White calls it, Little Pee Hole, Big Peen Unfurled.

10:43 am April, 28 Crucial Head said...

Seriously, I’m not sure what it is – perhaps the proportions – but something is oddly unnerving about this picture. Like the trickle of dark blood meandering unnoticed down a flaccid thigh of a lost woman shuffling up Bourbon Street.

Or the creamy discharge of a sulky cocaine sniffle.

10:45 am April, 28 Deltus said...

Can’t tell if them dogtags was earned, the hair *might* be military issue. But, even if he is, the Knicks jers and absolutely unforgivable wrist mandana is too much, Patrick. You, sir, are wankscrote. Begone!

10:49 am April, 28 Claude Douchenburg said...

Thank you for serving our country but screw you I want the hot. Invitingly curvacious

10:51 am April, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

I am currently wearing a bandana. On my head. I have a big mess of hair that needs to be restrained, it’s a warm day and I am about to mow the lawn. And by mow the lawn I mean cut the grass. And by cut the grass I mean take a lawnmower and reduce the height of the vegetation in my yard. I still think one of you will make that sound dirty. Or maybe it’s just me. Either way, Mr. Pooing, take note. Bandanas have a purpose, and they’re not wristbands, unless you use that as your jizz-mopper when it’s your turn as pivot man in the circle jerk.

11:13 am April, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d love to take my lawnmower and reduce the height of the vegetation in your yard.

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Mmmmmmm…

11:16 am April, 28 smackdouche said...

Was there a mix-up? Shouldn’t this be posted on “Chicks with Douchebags”?

Even my very low standards do not accept her as hott.

11:18 am April, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I didn’t even have to try, and now you all have a visual of Emo Hitler here with pubic serpent hairs sticking out of his teeth.

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I actually had that happen to me once after going down on a girl. It’s really creepy when you feel pubes on your tongue, and then they start wriggling around.

11:20 am April, 28 End the Haberdouchery said...

Devoid of a soul, Gary decided he would travel the earth in his John Starks jersey from ’98 in search of the Tao and women with child bearing hips.

11:22 am April, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Back on subject, I’ve seen this guy’s hair style before.

11:33 am April, 28 tall guy said...

The smarmy look on his douche face says it all in a wordless yet highly communicative way i.e. “I’m a cocksmoking bore incapable of thinking for myself. Before unleashing my thoughts, words or actions onto the general p. they must first be mentally be approved by my like-minded buddies who, unsurprisingly, all act, think and dress just like me”.

yawn…

11:35 am April, 28 Ed Hardouche said...

Her hips don’t lie.

11:39 am April, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is cute. But hott? Don’t know.

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But I do know that I’d gleefully sodomize her with a summer squash, a bag of clothespins, and a gallon of Mrs. Butterworth’s.

11:40 am April, 28 tall guy said...

And the hot: well she’s alright because it’s her time, which will probably extend throughout the duration of the Northern hemisphere summer, after which time she’ll run to seed faster than you can say: ‘disproportionate shoulder width to child bearing hips ratio’, by which i mean after this brief approximation of arse pear, i reckon she’ll morph into a teardrop-shaped bushpig.

12:10 pm April, 28 Bagnonymous said...

I’ll stick my neck out there and say she’s a hott. Practically no bleeth on her (is that a stomach tatt?), a respectably fit body, and she’s actually smiling for the picture–not making the kissy-lips or peace sign. Yeah, she looks a tad “easy,” but we don’t mock the easy ones here, just the bleethy ones. I’d let her teach me some stuff.

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And then I could teach him some stuff, like how to remove the child-proof cap from his Flintstones® vitamins. Or where does the doodie go when you flush the toilet.

12:25 pm April, 28 Just Sayin said...

She looks closer to MILF than cheerleader – she fits right in with his receding hairline. She certainly has kept her figure, but she’s no cheerleader.

1:06 pm April, 28 douche bigalow said...

She’s not scorching hot, but if you piloted your Peterbuilt into the cavernous region between those birthing hips, I believe you’d emerge somewhere in northern Slovenia.

2:03 pm April, 28 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

Upon his arm you’ll find a wristdana

Whilst up his bunghole you’ll find a banana

What the hell does this hott think that she’s doing?

For only a slut would bang Patrick Pooing

2:15 pm April, 28 Mr. Bagoo said...

“By cut the grass I mean take a lawnmower and reduce the height of the vegetation in my yard.”

MMMMmmmmmm … say it again … but slower this time.

3:24 pm April, 28 jon said...

please remove this photo.

it is a friend of mine and action will be taken if it is not removed.

many thanks.

3:31 pm April, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I am currently wearing a bandana.”

That’s all?! Tell me more!

“On my head.”

Oh I like where this is going.

“I have a big mess of hair that needs to be restrained”

Why restrain anything? Let it be free and easy.

“it’s a warm day and I am about to mow the lawn.”

So your straddling your sink? Are you facing the mirror or turned away from it?

“And by mow the lawn I mean cut the grass. And by cut the grass I mean take a lawnmower and reduce the height of the vegetation in my yard.”

Whatever name you want to give to it is OK with me. I’d prefer something like “trim my bush” but hey, I’ll go with it.

“I still think one of you will make that sound dirty. Or maybe it’s just me.”

WTF? You’re doing actual yardwork? Damn, gipped again!

3:32 pm April, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I hate when I fuck up the joke with your instead of YOU’RE.

3:34 pm April, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Jon

You need to find some new friends dude. Stop hanging out with douches and this won’t happen. And you can’t make the take down request, only the participants in the picture can. Also, you can’t take any action (legal or otherwise) so get over it.

3:41 pm April, 28 jon said...

hey, i appreciate the joke – I check this site every day.

but when one of the people just wants to be removed i think that’s fair enough.

4:25 pm April, 28 Chad Kroeger said...

Although he is a sleeper, he may be back for the weekly.

10:53 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

I’d love to take my lawnmower and reduce the height of the vegetation in Medusa’s back yard….

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SSSSSSSSSSSS-THUPP-THUPP-THUPP-!!!

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I aim to pee’s…

12:57 am April, 29 Steve L. said...

Patrick Pooing looks like he’s worried about his next month’s shipment of steroids.

1:04 am April, 29 Steve L. said...

hey Medusa i found an immense petroleum reserve under your lawn!

i need to drill – er i mean – explore – er i mean – fuck…

6:52 am April, 29 DoucheTasticVoyage said...

At first glance it appeared that the dude was in a wheelchair with his hot

8:36 am April, 29 Anonymous said...

Shes got a gorgeous figure. Funny how these comments come from obese yanks.

9:18 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

anon 8:36, AKA Patrick Pooing:

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Don’t you have a take-down request you need to attempt Straight Away to right in Inglish? Where all waiting…

10:02 am April, 29 Anonymous said...

HA HA!! I love it how all of you internet warriors who live at home in there moms basement at 35 years old, come on here and try and put people down to try and make themselves and there miserable little lives feel better?

Inbetwen jacking off to pictures of animals if you could answer this question for me please all you internet nerds.. how does feel never to have touched a real girl without paying???

10:39 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Anon AKA Patrick Pooing

Let’s see… If you’re talking about that time that I gave your girlfriend that donkey punch, then I gotta tell you she paid me for that. She said you wheren’t satisfying her at all and she just needed a good deep dicking so I thought, “What the hell? Why not?” She insisted on paying me. So I guess you’re still right in a way, I didn’t touch her for free, I got paid to do it.

10:41 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Oh, and I heard both Mr. White and Darksock peed in her butt. Straightaway.

10:59 am April, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ SNORK–You guys. Although you’ll be pleased to know that my lawncare actually did end in a tussle with something warm, brown and furry—I was exploring a couple of holes…..There’s a gopher under my house. *sad trombone*

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I called it right. PP is a Brit. She’s a fit bird, though. Explains why she’s with that bloke–I’ve been to England, that’s about as handsome as they get over there. Becks is a genetic freak, it seems.

1:22 am April, 30 lebowski said...

Medusa, you’ve probably only ever been to London, and skank london at that. Becks is a freak but for all the wrong reasons. He is a total douchebag – a chav as they say here in blighty.

And yanks are all obese or plastic looking reality show wannabees

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