Monday, April 12, 2010

Peace and Sideboob

Interestingly, “Peace and Sideboob” was one of the working titles for the Oslo Accord.

# posted by douchebag1
12:26 pm April, 12 doucheywallnuts said...

Horatio Sanz douche isn’t sans hott!

12:27 pm April, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Is she really that skinny; or is he that fat?

12:29 pm April, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

If your crew neck ends up as a V-neck after wearing it only twice, you might be a fat ass.

12:29 pm April, 12 Deltus said...

Fatbag there rather drawfs the hott, doesn’t he? I know she’s partly turned to the side, but even taking that into account, she looks mighty thin to have such plump, round jugs. Not a complaint, mind you. Just an observation. And by observation, I mean observing her with binoculars whilst masturbating, stalker-style!

12:35 pm April, 12 Mr. White said...

She just hangs out with him because of the way she can rest her boobs on top of his moobs, as shown, giving her back a desperately needed break.

12:40 pm April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

-Las Vegas Journal- DJ “Slappy” Cabrone poses with go-go girl Nitzie Nipplebaum during a pee break at ReHab last night.

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12:49 pm April, 12 Anonymous said...

I’d be inclined to give him a not-a-douche pass: no bling, no tatts, hair not too offensive. And besides, he just got out of the hospital.

1:07 pm April, 12 Wedgie said...

All natural, baby.

1:10 pm April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

@ Wedgie

What’s “all natural”? Slappy’s pus gut?

1:11 pm April, 12 Sad Party Karaoke Robot said...

What is up jumpoffs!

I wonder what her father did to her to become a paid to pose Vegas pool skank?

1:41 pm April, 12 Deltus said...

He has some douchal signs: beginnings of dumb hair, stupid oversized sunglasses, shirt with weird pattern on it (RZST?) that he probably thinks makes him cool, plus the flashing of a sideways peace sign. Those are clear signs of choadwankery.

1:45 pm April, 12 DarkSock said...

That’s some Primo Side Tub right there.

Her sarrong is made from his nut socks. Big guys gotta wear nut socks to protect against the walkin’ frictions.

2:59 pm April, 12 Mr. Bagoo said...

Smashing chesticles.

3:45 pm April, 12 Troy Tempest said...

He’s stage 1. She is stage 3 bleeth. GIANT fake boobs, the nose job, the chin implant – fuck she’s fake as they get.

4:01 pm April, 12 Chad Kroeger said...

DB1. As much as I find this site amusing with you sel-defacating hunour, I, must reqest that you take make pictue of thes sitr off youy site. U have 24 to tek it doen or i wil hav to cal my attorn and make a clam againt you for 750 Canadian dollas per profess acting in the pixar.

Bianca

4:04 pm April, 12 The_Postdouchster_General said...

I agree with :

“I’d be inclined to give him a not-a-douche pass: no bling, no tatts, hair not too offensive. And besides, he just got out of the hospital.” Anonymous

Anyways theyre just about peace and sideboob.

Wuts the deal with the hospital-pity factor regarding douchery?

4:38 pm April, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dangit. Well, at least he looks happy.

4:51 pm April, 12 Deltus said...

If you were him and had her pressed up against you, you’d be happy too.

4:52 pm April, 12 Peter Ilyich Doucheovsky said...

In the words of Mozart,

“mmmm… A-AHAHAHAHAHA, SIDE-BOOB!”

Damn Salieri. And this Horatio Sanz-douche.

4:53 pm April, 12 Anthony Bourdouche said...

He sucks. She is obviously a mannequin. With respect to Roy D. Mercer, I’d still put something on her that Mr. Clean wouldn’t take off.

7:13 pm April, 12 Douchelips said...

The shirt and hand gesture alone make him at least a stage-1 douchebag.

She’s got the finest boobs money can buy.

8:22 pm April, 12 Count Douche-a-La said...

These two bring new meaning to the phrase “Go big or go home”.

9:19 pm April, 12 alex nodriguezz said...

Chin implant? Where do you come up with this stuff? The place her chin juts out isn’t where you put an implant. And, uh, generally when doing a chin implant the goal isn’t to make it stick out excessively. Doubt the nose is done either, if it is then it wasn’t a very good job. Boobs are fake, but awesome fake.

His boobs are all too real. I wonder what his thought process is for throwing up the peace sign. That’s what the kids are doing these days? Ducklips would accentuate my double chin?

9:36 pm April, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

I always get a kick out of high-contrast friends, like this skinny-hott with hefty tits and her chubby-wankpal who appears to be carrying twins with a due date of “very soon” inscribed on his id-bracelet.

All is well when cleavite and sideboob are the true highlights of such a pairing.

10:09 pm April, 12 Baleen said...

A pickled old queenbag and some collection malnourished bone mass covered with twine. Their hands say “two” for the number of colonics they had at the spa that morning.

10:19 pm April, 12 Baleen said...

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12:47 am April, 13 Steve L. said...

the Oslo Accords can use more side boobs and less man boobs. that is all.

5:30 am April, 13 boatbutter said...

Jesus fished for men, Peace fishes for sideboob. Behold the Bounty of Havasu….

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