Monday, April 19, 2010

Random Tattbag Monday

And in a related story, a three year old scribbled patterns on a wall in Pacoima.

Cheryl’s rethinking her decision to drop out of U. Mass Amherst.

# posted by douchebag1
3:44 pm April, 19 scrotum pole said...

Cheryl always carries a burlap sack around, just in case she comes across some loose potatoes or horse feed laying around the club.

3:46 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche is trying to look “hard”.

He’s about as hard as the StayPuff Marshmallow Man.

He’s about as hard as the Pillsbury DoughBoy.

He’s as hard as my dick when I picture Rosie O’Donell in a thong.

He’s also got a bigger gut than I do and that’s sayin’ something.

And WTF is with Pacoima today?

3:46 pm April, 19 Fatness said...

He can’t see his penis.

She’s about $40/hr.

Next.

3:47 pm April, 19 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Tattbag appears to be suffering from alcohol-induced cirrhotic ascites and gynecomastia.

3:47 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She looks like she received a special one of Mr. White’s Golden Showers.

Math joke for Mr. Whie:

you = the integral from 0 to S of 2ax dx (just kidding)

He he. I love that one.

4:08 pm April, 19 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Solution: aS^2? (i.e., a*S*S?)

4:16 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Hey Douchie, that was supposed to be for Mr. White!

4:18 pm April, 19 clam fist said...

She looks like my kind of slut.

4:19 pm April, 19 Vin Douchal said...

I’ve been to both UMass Amherst and Pacoima and I can attest that there are midget girls and fat guys with awful tatts at both locations….

…. Although you’ll see more of that sort of thing at the NASCAR races in Fontucky..

…. Which is another reason why I love NASCAR ..

….

…. That and the fast loud cars …

.. And these gals:

Hot Track Girls

4:37 pm April, 19 Crucial Head said...

Scott Peterson took one last picture before shoving Lacey into the brisk waters of the San Francisco Bay.

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What? Too late?

4:45 pm April, 19 Flounder said...

I can’t believe that you all missed the hidden meaning behind Tattbag’s arm tattoo. It is one of those hidden picture tatts. If you can overcome the nautoisness that comes from looking at him you get to see a pretty picture. Oh, look it’s a schooner.

As for Cheryl, you know what they say great things come in small packages. Besides she looks like she can suck start an 18 wheeler, and that is my kind of girl.

4:59 pm April, 19 Tits McGee said...

@ Flounder 4:45 – nice Mallrats reference, and I loved the 18 wheeler comment…

Regarding this Cram-Puff, his face is saying, “Get that camera out of my face; the sign out front said ‘Do Not Take Pictures of the Dancers.’ That should go double for the customers.”

I’ll bet her upper lip smells more like snatch than his does…

6:46 pm April, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Getting stage time the swankiest of clubs was never a problem for Dwayne and Cheryl. Once at the door she would simply stand on her tippy toes and lap at Dwayne’s weeping colostomy hole as if it was the swollen wreckage of a county jail starfish while Dwayne kept time to the music in his head by rythmically squirting streams of digested porch beef into her ravenous scat scooper.

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They’re booked up clear though Chistmas, 2012.

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7:02 pm April, 19 doucheywallnuts said...

Tattbag is my new favorite category of ‘bag.

8:06 pm April, 19 Scooby Douche said...

She’d be good to go, without the Funky Cold Medina.

9:23 pm April, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’d rather call this photo “Short Arm” for at least two reasons, hers and his.

11:34 pm April, 19 Steve L. said...

random tattbag is taking the high road, he is. he’s disavowing steroids and going all natural.

and by “high road” i mean affront to human decency. like American nude beaches.

northern Italian nude beaches, on the other hand…

4:53 am April, 20 DadBag said...

Is he a tan Bucky?

5:08 am April, 20 doucheywallnuts said...

Actually, this is a sub-category of Tattbag, known as the “Fat Tattbag.”

6:38 am April, 20 DarkSock said...

The deep gouge on Todd’s left flank remained as a stark reminder that kitchen utensils were not designed to be mounted on Sybians.

7:40 am April, 20 Deltus said...

I swear, I will never understand the tribal tatt thing, nor the reasoning of having wording tattooed on you in a language that you can’t speak, read, write, or understand. FattTattBag there likes her, because she’s so small his dick in her feels normal sized. Almost.

8:10 am April, 20 Bueller said...

Bucky? Is that you?

11:01 am April, 20 Chad Kroeger said...

I missed this one, crazy busy day. He needs a shirt. She needs a few drinks put into a dude to get banged. I fucked worse.

And Deltus is right in that you should always be with a lady/girl with small hands. Unless you sport a freakish knob which makes it hard to stick in Mrs.Kroeger’s rear view.

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