Thursday, April 15, 2010

Reader Mail: My Stupid Website Can Kiss His Ass

Reader Rod writes in with another thrust:

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i see you published my last email duchebag. nice. just proves i was right n ur a total jeoulous bitch. thats what i thought. u and your stupid website can chew my ass! kindly take your funny jokes, haha, and blow me.

loser.

Rod

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Well, since pics of hot chicks with douchebags are not your cup of tea, Rod, perhaps I can interest you in a pic of moobs and a lion?

# posted by douchebag1
2:50 pm April, 15 G said...

That dudes chest is FREAKIN’ me out. Implants?!?!?!

2:51 pm April, 15 dogboy said...

Spelling and punctuation, Rod. Say it with me now, “Spelling and punctuation.”

2:56 pm April, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

He looks like a guy who used to be a girl who wants to be a guy….

What am I trying to say?

3:00 pm April, 15 mr.reeve said...

That is a one disturbing picture and man.

3:02 pm April, 15 FattMike said...

This is a injecto-douche syntholbag (injects oil into his muscles to appear larger). Goes by rodrigosantosish on YouTube.

And if that pic freaks you out, check out this BS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF55PvI3e8o

3:03 pm April, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

….who now looks like a guy but misses being a girl.

Got it?

3:03 pm April, 15 Thus Spake Zaradouchestra said...

Moobs giving instructions on how to look like a total freak of nature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF55PvI3e8o

3:04 pm April, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@ FattMike….now I ain’t sleepin’ for a week.

3:05 pm April, 15 FattMike said...

Hello, Zaradouche. I see you are also fast in the ways of YouTube.

3:08 pm April, 15 fatness said...

Uh, boss…I believe your stupid website can chew his ass, not kiss it.

3:08 pm April, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Thanks fellers, put I’ll pass on them thar ^ links.

This guy looks like A-Rod, mid-sex change overhaul. The boobs are in , he’s using Manny Ramirez’ female hormones to bulk up and he still a cockk biting whore.

3:09 pm April, 15 smackdouche said...

Most disturbing sight I have seen—ever.

3:09 pm April, 15 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

Rod,

Your latest e-mail has me a little confused. How exactly does posting your first e-mail make DB1 a “jeoulous bitch”? What does jeoulous mean? The several referrals to anal and genital sexual contact with another man lead me to believe that you may be more interested in the other site, “Hot Twinks with Douchebags”. Thanks for living up to the stereotype of your name. Careful not to lose anymore brain cells. You seem to have barely enough now to conduct life sustaining functions. Good luck to you.

FD&D

3:11 pm April, 15 Fat, Drunk, and Douchey said...

And this photo only proves that Thai trannies are really getting uglier.

3:15 pm April, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I’d venture that Rod has been asked , “Who’s yer daddy?” by more than just his father

3:33 pm April, 15 soy bomb said...

I see that Rod saw fit to use his proper title as his sign off.

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loser.

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Rod

3:35 pm April, 15 DarkSock said...

Great…now the gays and the furries are in league…between that and the fanged leeches that seek mammal orifices it’s all over.

3:45 pm April, 15 Horace Dangleballs said...

Let me see if I have this right…

If a guy injects himself with poison to make his chest appear larger, his nipples will point south like those of the old woman who lived in a shoe and breast fed every one of her little bastards?

It is also interesting that the email is from “rod” and FattMike id’d the photo subject as “RODrigosantosish.”

“There ain’t no coincidences in life, son.”

And you’re a douchebag, too.

3:57 pm April, 15 End the Haberdouchery said...

This pic makes me sad. At some point someone was putting together a lion costume and said “That looks like a lion, I’ll call it a day.” That costume looks closer to E.T. and that douche is no Elliot.

3:58 pm April, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m confused. So which one is the monkey in the picture?

4:01 pm April, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow. Just wow. You can get jealous right in the first email you sent to the esteemed DB1 but can’t get it right in the second?

Didn’t we see this turd lapper before as the second guy from the left in the evolution of man poster?

4:03 pm April, 15 El Queso said...

@Soy Bomb: +1 to you! My thoughts exactly!

4:09 pm April, 15 JJ said...

A lion? I thought that was ET.

4:12 pm April, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@ETH ^3:57

“That looks like a lion, I’ll call it a day.”

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That is simply funnny shit my friend. Funny, funny shit. Gawd.

4:19 pm April, 15 douchevilla said...

F3RRAZ!

4:21 pm April, 15 soy bomb said...

Rod, the only people I’m “jeoulous” of are the schoolyard bullies who administered your daily beatings during recess.

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Also, an early holiday tip for you: If you ever find yourself short on Christmas lights, just type out one of your brilliant missives and click the “spellcheck/grammar check” button on your computer screen. Blammo! More red and green lights than you can shake your “rod” at.

4:26 pm April, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Rod,

DB1’s a total bitch, that’s what you thought? You thought? You thought DB1 was a total bitch. If that’s truly something you actually burned your limited mental resources on then you are truly retarded. Not “Rainman I’m a good driver” retarded but goddamn “Mangled teeth, coke bottle glasses, drool bucket and diapers rocks back and forth in the corner” retarded. Better yet, I’d say you are RODtarded. You are a Rodtard. From now on when Mrs. Scrotato Head f*cks up at home I’m going to admonish her by shouting, “What are you, f*cking Rodtarded?!?!”

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Why don’t you think about plugging in that cattleprod you got stuffed up your ass? Why don’t you think about not forcing your little nieces and nephews to suck your cockk when you watching over them while Sis is out buying meth for all y’all.

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Dumbass rodtard.

4:27 pm April, 15 mooby dyke said...

OK, moobs are one thing but moobs with cleavage? that’s hard core douche there…

4:28 pm April, 15 mr.reeve said...

This is what text messaging has given us.

4:48 pm April, 15 Troy Tempest said...

@Darksock

Dollars for donuts he’s not gay. I would hate to think that he and Barney Frank occupy the same sexual preference. Ouch. Moobs and Frank – there’s an image I regret.

I bet he thinks with muscles like this, the Chix will really dig it.

Because he is that stupid.

Also: FattMike – we saw that video MONTHS ago here on HCwDB. Old news, but always nasty to look at. thanks/fuck you for the reminder…

:-)

4:49 pm April, 15 Troy Tempest said...

I can’t wait until I get a new computer. sniff.

4:51 pm April, 15 melvil duchi said...

I cry

4:53 pm April, 15 Troy Tempest said...

Oh, and Rod? you still reading this? I hope so. there’s soemthing you really need to know:

Dude – you’re a fucking idiot. Among clueless morons, you are like their king clueless douchenozzle.

And frankly, I’m fine with that. What you don’t know or care to understand is that your way of life is about to disappear. Completely. I hope you kjnow how to do something useful. Because if you’re some kind of “entrepreneur involved with financial services” or a “production assistant” or “assistant to the account manager”, you’re fucked. completely. and utterly.

4:54 pm April, 15 Troy Tempest said...

wow – this little computer is actually working! woot! Man – the Havana Club is kicking in and I’m getting TOASTED.

5:05 pm April, 15 Troy Tempest said...

And here’s a video by my favourtie furry, 2 the ranting gryphon

Now, I don’t see this guy, who is a GAY furry, getting all cozy with Mr Moobs.

5:53 pm April, 15 Justin said...

What an incredible week. Nice work, boss.

~Justin

6:32 pm April, 15 G said...

I wish I lived near Rodtard (thanks, Mr. ScrotatoHead). It would be worth it to follow him into the bathroom after he has sucked back his Grey Goose, and stand beside him and piss on his leg…he’s probably used to those kind of golden showers…from his buddies. And by buddies, I mean anal douche gaybags that would tittie fuck him and blow warm yogurt over his douche face.

6:56 pm April, 15 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

I miss Medusa.

7:03 pm April, 15 scrotum pole said...

I’m just wondering what sick, twisted Frankenstienian scientist attached Tracy Chapman’s head to Lou Ferrigno’s body.

7:43 pm April, 15 MoeDouche said...

Hey Rod, I bet you take it in the ass….with gusto!

Only a faggot would get chest implants.

8:01 pm April, 15 El Caganer said...

Rod seems to be the name you give your child after you named the first one Ned and you hate them both.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

8:34 pm April, 15 The_Postdouchster_General said...

As a weightlifter, the non douchey variety who enjoys the sport and goal-setting, not the mindless and vain bodybuilding.

Dude needs to work on his upper pecs cuz hes got some MOOBAGE!

9:02 pm April, 15 Baron Von Goolo said...

He looks like a snowman made of cantaloupes.

9:26 pm April, 15 Crucial Head said...

Zoologists from every corner of the earth gathered around to witness the first coupling betwixt Lion and Camel species.

9:29 pm April, 15 Crucial Head said...

Lloyd’s wish to meet Mufasa was granted, once the doctor’s determined the spread of malignant tumors were terminal.

9:31 pm April, 15 Crucial Head said...

No matter how hard he tried swallowing, Gilbert could not get Kim Kardashian’s ass pear down his esophagus…

Fuccen bastid! This douche is now my hero.

9:33 pm April, 15 Crucial Head said...

The lion tried every Heimlich maneuver imaginable, but could not loose DarkSock’s gigantic testicles from their embedment in Gary’s trachea.

9:37 pm April, 15 Crucial Head said...

I actually think he resembles an upright turtle. But then again, my imagination is pretty tame.

9:45 pm April, 15 MILLS said...

are they related? or is the lion a monkey ? so many questions

11:36 pm April, 15 Albert Eindouche said...

I don’t believe Rod (haha…his name is Rod) is intelligent enough to know that we are all making fun of him. He doesn’t see the link. But so it goes.

Rod my *cough* friend. The spittle that shoots from your mouth with every hard consonant you utter and the synapses that burn out every time you have to think about something hard like, say, chewing your food are more of your essence then you can afford to lose. Your attempts at demeaning DB1 are going to give you a stroke.

You need to put your little brothers computer back in his room before your mother gets home and realizes you have gotten out of your restraints again and lets your father “punish” you the way you “punish” yourself every night to the NAMBLA leaflet you sneaked in the house after your last psych evaluation.

But keep coming back. It’s nice to have a willing (if somewhat dense) punching bag…

11:47 pm April, 15 Baleen said...

It’s like he has ass pear growing out of his chest. But in a really weird way. He probably likes to be titty fucked.

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Lance those bags with a hot knitting needle! stat!

11:48 pm April, 15 Steve L. said...

one day Rod will have to realize that people don’t have to take down their websites just because he tells them to. nor are they required to blow him just because he tells them to (because not everyone swings your way, Rod). and when he makes this painful realization, he might have to put a bullet to his head or something. you never know man.

11:50 pm April, 15 Steve L. said...

now that i think about it, if Rod can’t get HCwDB to blow him, he might have to get his blowjobs from moobsbag instead.

you hear that moobsbag?

1:19 am April, 16 Holla MCBalla said...

OMG!! =O This guys moobs are disgusting. I just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it. MMMMMM tastes like burning. It is quite clear that he has ‘issues’ with being male. As for RODtard… he probably has a REALLY small penis and he obviously has no intelligence what so ever. Reading what RODtard has somehow managed to type, reminds me of someone with cerebral palsy performing brain surgery with a hammer. Keep it coming RODtard. One last thing… No matter how many steroids you take and how big you muscles will get… you will ALWAYS have a small penis. HA HA

3:32 am April, 16 Chad Kroeger said...

At a loss here. All I can think is that there are no mirrors at his gym or he will win the largest civil suit against his surgeon.

4:36 am April, 16 DarkSock said...

^Baron = Win

5:19 am April, 16 Edvis said...

Those have GOT to be D-CUPS.

6:23 am April, 16 Claude Douchenburg said...

Well it’s easy t see which one is the organ grinder.

6:29 am April, 16 Ohio FJ said...

When does Rod have time to scour the internet? He is supposed to be mopping the floor at McDonalds.

6:33 am April, 16 Bagnonymous said...

Wow–dude’s got some reeeaaaalllly nice tits. Wait… what? Oh shit, am I gay?

6:52 am April, 16 John McenDouche said...

Rome is burning.

6:53 am April, 16 mightyrops said...

Can you say implants!? Dude, seriously, that’s the worst pec implants i’ve seen…that, or you’re injecting directly into the muscle….you my friend, are the loser…

7:38 am April, 16 The Everpresent Anonymous said...

Rod,

Your first email said “thats all i’m saying”. You should have left it just at that and gone upon your merry way.

But you couldn’t leave it alone, could you? Had to come back with another semi-illiterate email that takes twice as long to decipher as it does to read it.

Will your next email tout all the “tail” you’ve pulled in your lifetime while the DB1 and the rest of us are merely losers stuck in front of a computer while you live like a “rawk star”? You neglect to realize that what we do in front of a computer all day makes you able to spew your garbage.

Finally, grow a set of balls if you’re going to insult someone like DB1. “kindly take your funny jokes, haha, and blow me. “?? That passive-aggressive use of insulting people might work other places, but it doesn’t fly here. Let me help you with a proper insult:

Rod, you suck monkey balls and once you’re able to let go of the dicks you’re jacking off while typing emails to DB1 and say something more important, we’ll pay better attention. Until then, fuck off.

7:59 am April, 16 Deltus said...

Rod, do you not understand how outmatched you are? You’re writing to a person who runs a site, the sole purpose of which is to bring sarcastic and mocking words to bear on dumb, semi-literate fucktards like yourself. Moreover, your wrote him AGAIN, hopefully realizing that he’ll post it AGAIN, and leave it open to commentary by us, the fans of his site. Read the comments (the best part of the site, I think). We do this for FREE, for SPORT, son! You can’t think your incoherent ramblings are anything more than a fart to the hurricane that is that kind of onslaught.

8:17 am April, 16 boats said...

side effects of steroids

8:37 am April, 16 Anonymous said...

With my full support, I move that “Rodtard,” be officially incorporated into the lexicon of bag hunters and mockers everywhere. With all props to Mr. Scrotato Head. I laughed at that ’till I shat.

And the furry is not flouncing around in a lion or monkey suit, it is dressed as a golden lion tamarin. One that has been seeing a bit of fisting and rimming action.

8:38 am April, 16 Mr. Bagoo said...

(Stupid refresh button)

With my full support, I move that “Rodtard,” be officially incorporated into the lexicon of bag hunters and mockers everywhere. With all props to Mr. Scrotato Head. I laughed at that ’till I shat.

And the furry is not flouncing around in a lion or monkey suit, it is dressed as a golden lion tamarin. One that has been seeing a bit of fisting and rimming action.

10:00 am April, 16 Blair said...

Shouldn’t there be some rule that if the douche’s moobs are full on man titties, they should be censored? Yikes!

10:10 am April, 16 Douchelips said...

Yikes! Are those man tits? He needs a breast reduction.

1:13 pm April, 16 Douche of Hazard said...

ROD… Why don’t we just call you Shaft, Dong or what your family calls you… “Dick”. Blind people have better punctuation than you.

Thank your Mr. Scrotato Head

Rod, you truly put the tarted in RODTARDED!!!

1:15 pm April, 16 Douche of Hazard said...

I say Rodtard is open game for unadulterated mockery.

3:15 pm April, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

Rod the Moob-Roid is the only male I’ve ever seen who manages to combine the tits of a firm young female with the nips of a geriatric old biddy in one, no, two fell droops.

If/when he goes for areola repositioning, my eyes may migrate to the back of my head, or like a flounder, perhaps just to one side.

Freakin’ doucehola freakola makes even Mooby Dick seem normal.

3:17 pm April, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

E.T. meets E.T.

4:15 pm April, 16 douchebag69 said...

Definitely, douche has implants.

Now Rod, kindly go back to elementary “skool” and STFU. Thanks

7:03 pm April, 16 Anonymous said...

Rod…..you should seriously consider breast reduction and if at all possible a lobotomy. Please be sure the doctors don’t miss any it may mutate into another loser such as yourself and spread it’s plague across the earth even further.

7:32 pm April, 16 Oucheday Agbay said...

I don’t consider myself a grammar snob… we all make a typo here and there. But horrific spelling and “text-code” (i.e. u, ur, b4, ppl, etc.) is clearly a national epidemic. I mean, Youtube’s comment walls are like foreign languages.

8:30 pm April, 17 yellow said...

isn’t this moobs with a monkey?

12:38 am April, 18 Stephanie said...

those boobs are for lion cock

12:40 am April, 18 Stephanie said...

or those boobs are for a monkey’s cock, what the hell is that creature? Actually both of them are confusing me,I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep now.

1:12 am April, 18 Elivor said...

I never seen such a collection of retardness in a single youtube channel, someone pls make him swallow all his teeth, he’s the most annoying disturbing piece of shit in human history,,

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    1:54 am April, 28 DarkSock said...

    I peed in a tweeter once.

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