Monday, April 26, 2010
Reader Mail: One Day We Will Be as Popular With the Girls and as Sexi as Him
hahahaha responds in the comments thread of last week’s KFC post:
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you fools… im deff in this picture and i can bet i make more money then you ever willll : ) , have a much more expensive car, and have a high education then you have achieved in life lol … kind of sad…..
give me ur e mail ill send u my w2’s looolol fkn tool bags hahahha…. dont hate bec we look better : )
one day you guys will be as popular with the girls and as sexi as us…. ONE DAY… so keep hiding behind the computer orrrr blast out a pix of you to shut us down so we can stop this nonsense lol but i doubt you will ; ) bu byeee
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Once I blasted out a pix to shut us down, but Amoxocillin cleared it right up.
A W-2 of $36,431.
I
Am
Impressed.
Well, “hahahaha”, I see; we stand corrected.
If you could simply just send us all your W2 form as well as any old credit card statements and photocopies of your social security card I think we can clear this misunderstanding up in a jif!
YO MAN, I BE A HOMIE OF hahahaha.
He’s kicking it large at Florida State holmes, and his edumacation is gonna get him a kickin ride and a kickin career as a rapper.
He had me until I saw he was a Montreal Expos fan.
Sorry, I’m out like Vladdy Guerrero.
If he’s the one in the middle, ha…ha should spend some of his riches on a fucken pair of pants that fits his fat ass.
I just hope he doesn’t reside near Montreal or I will have to kill another on our behoof when I move back there.
Jeez, I thought the Pillsbury Dough Boy wasn’t real and I thought Mr. Ed died years ago. Why the long face horse? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
I bet he does have a “high” education
The spelling and grammer alone proves he is our intellectual superior.
The Montreal Expos folded in 2004
If you brighten and enlarge the picture, I think you can see somebody in the background playing shuffleboard with Buffalo Beast. This must be the elusive hahahaha.
Ummmm, Hahaha lives in Arizona. So it seems him and his buddies either originated in NJ and moved west, or, the Jerz accent is being affected by every taint west of the Mississippi.
Children get their skin burned off every day so this pukestain can frolic.
I want to hear William Shatner intone:
DANCE!
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…. to the BOOGIE…
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get…down….
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Because—- the Boogie Nights…
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are.
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the BEST…
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In town!
What kind of babbling nonsense is this? I see some words in there, but putting them together seems to be an issue here. What kind of a “high” education did he have, getting past the 6th grade or something?
@Crucial Head
There is petition on facebook to make Shatner the next Governor General of Canada. I want to beam him up to the wholly ceremonial position. Please help. The children need him.
Alright. It’s official. I am dumber for having read that.
@Friend of hahahaha
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I think you forgot the “w” in rapper. As in “Tony is the wrapper of the new Angus Burgers at Mickey Dees. If doesn’t fuck up, he’ll promoted to janitor next month.”
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And yes, his W-2 is probably bigger than mine. NO ONE gets paid well to try and educate your sorry asses.
I am speechless. I am crying. If I had a gun I may have well started shooting wildly in every direction. This guy really exists. He really does. Wow…that thought makes me die just a little bit inside.
Do they not think we can read? It’s not just spelling (using “2” instead of “to” or “too”, etc.), but the grammar is just atrocious. Does this guy really think we believe him for a second that he has an actual “high education then you have achieved in life”?
I’m with John McenDouche. I’m dumber for having read that crap.
“dont hate bec we look better : )”
No worries there. I hate you because you think it’s valid lay down your “much more expensive car” as collateral for your value as a human being. I hate you because you and your ilk subscribe to a cult of fistpumping narcissism that makes the Me Decade look like Habitat for Humanity. I hate you because you have the audacity to flaunt your “high education” with your crackwhore prose. I hate you because you think a W2 will impress people that give W2s to their workers. I hate you because you think there’s currency in the masturbatory lemming-run of your lifestyle. And by your lifestyle I mean your “lifestyle.”
But mostly, I hate you because the world is being consumed faster than we can replenish it and all you do is tan. Now stfu and don’t bag the cantaloupe on top of my eggs.
“you think a W2 will impress people that give W2s to their workers”
heh heh That jab warms my cockles. Whatever those are.
Blasting pix? More like turning trix
This clown don’t like hot chix, he love fat dix
He making money, I know that for sure
Bitch be working the gay district like a two dollah whore
The Baron has stated the case more eloquently than I ever could. The only thing left to add is; fuck you, hahahaha.
Don’t you mean “have a high education THAN you have achieved in life lol?” Because other than that it was grammatically immaculate.
So you are taking him up on his offer to send you his W2, right DB1? I mean an asshole like this is clearly not smart enough to black out his SS# on the form and therefore the opportunity exists to teach him a valuable lesson about life.
if you say things like, “im deff in this picture and i can bet i make more money then you ever willll”, odds are you are a douchebag
“and have a high education then you have achieved in life lol ”
WTF is that? Hint for KFC, if you’re trying to convince people of an education that you don’t actually have, make sure somebody else checks your grammar.
The correct word is “Higher”, not “high”
The correct word is “Than”, not “then”
But I’m sure he knows something brilliant about the English language that I’m unaware of, what with his education being much higher “then” mine.
Genius.
Dude, with that atrocious spelling, you’re probably delivering pizza or perhaps Chinese takeout. Food Taxi, right? perhaps you mow lawns, or are a tennis pro so you can work on your tan.
Once thing I know is that the fat guy douche in the middle didn’t pen that missive.
@Baron: “…you and your ilk subscribe to a cult of fistpumping narcissism that makes the Me Decade look like Habitat for Humanity”. I just about broke a testicle laughing at that line. Kudos, sir!
High education doesn’t known than from then.
@BVG
You win. Brilliant.
I love love love when the d’bags chime in. It justifies everything we do on this site.
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@BVG…simply amazing. I haven’t witnessed such a thorough evisceration sinceCouric v. Palin.*
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*Warning: Do not click on “evisceration” hyperlink.
Quite the Man ‘o Letters…you douche…
@Baron
Very nice. And by very nice I mean very nice.
Agh, I just bit a pencil in half reading that whole thing. And the splinters of wood and graphite on my tongue don’t quite grate on me like reading those words.
So, ok, here’s the Medusa stats:
4 years of college, Phi Theta Kappa, and if you have a Masters or higher, let’s see your transcripts. I don’t get a W2 for my job and once a year, I have to sit down with a lawyer and sign stock certificates. So as far as your transcripts and your W2s…… kate@nastyrubber.com. Send away, Sparky.
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I have 2 cars. And of one of them is one of only 10,000 made in the US, and that was in 1958. So the car I never drive unless I feel frisky, is a car you’ve never even heard of. Unless you’re driving a Maserati, Ferrari or Bentley, you can suck my Straight 8.
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Unless you have grown a long pair of legs and a firm pair of C-cup tits, I highly doubt you look better than me. And I’m not even all that. But I promise I’ve still had more chicks than you have.
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And using extra letters does not make your point more emphatic, it makes you sound even stupider.
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BVG wins by a landslide. You, hahahaha, are loser by a shitslide. Keep on pounding them Jagerbombs. The loss of brain cells will only make your simian blathering all the more amusing to me.
PS: Dude on the right…the tattoo on your arm is backwards. They always face forward, not back. Ha ha. You and your tattoo artist are nitwits
Whichever one he is, he is a #5 washtub full of well-aged smegma.
Spellcheck must be reeling in hahahaha’s computer.
The photo reminds me of that ditty,
“Ha ha ha, you and me (Yah ha ha)
Little Brown Jug how I love thee.”
Is the toad stool next to Chief Douchewanger wearing capri pants?
once again, bravo BVG, I defer to your eloquence in regards to any “high” education remarks that I may make… well done
ha,ha, ha, you sir are boo boo!
@Baron
Very nice. And by very nice I mean very nice.
if you ever see RAPETIME brutalizing someone with a 4 foot piece of rebar, just know that he stole that thing from me.
damn. even i have trouble out-hating BVG.
but i still have the rebar of hateful smiting.
that is, until RAPETIME stole it.
there’s nothing wrong with RAPETIME smiting douchebags with the rebar of hateful smiting, though. nothing wrong at all. it’s just that i should be in on the action too.
i see the douchebag cave painting, but i am going to focus on the hot in the craggy old sportswriter style hat
i would grantland her rice
shirley her povich
ring her lardner
pierce her egan
red her smith
all so i could get a few column inches within the glance of anyone poring over her box scores.
“and have a high education then you have ”
I beg to differ
I know I’m late to the party on this one but BVG and Medussa your comments deserve acknowledgment. Both eloquent and snarky . A great combo like PB&J!
Steve L, with that avatar image I can picture you going to some douchebags and saying “take the bling”… next thing happening would not be pretty. I hear ‘bags cause indigestion…
@Medusa Oblongata
LOL…You mean to say this guy didn’t just sweep you off of your feet with his eloquence, wit and stated financial status? For shame…LOL…
but i still have the rebar of hateful smiting.
that is, until RAPETIME stole it.
damn. even i have trouble out-hating BVG.
“and have a high education then you have ”
I beg to differ
Nice capri pants Asshat. Where’d you find them – Junior Miss?
I feel ths somehow sums up this complete tosser. If he tried to pull that shit in England he’d be laughed out of the sports bar!
Material Boy – Millencolin
I’m leaving the Wat. To Buddhism no longer loyal.
I’m breaking my heart, as my compassion to the third world
turned to greed.
Bye bye, real McCoy, no ideals as if I was royal.
Now, I’m a material boy.
There’s nothing in this world I don’t think I need.
Now I’m shopping, I’m not stopping.
There’ll always be new stuff to buy
and I’ll expand my needs somehow.
I swear
I bought an iMac and mouse, a phone to go with my new spirit.
Next step might be a house, six bedrooms and a pool just for me.
I will live like a Tsar, the beggars chant won’t hear it.
I’ll have a boat, new TV and car.
And in my mouth a fat Cuban cigar.
Now I’m shopping, I’m not stopping.
There’ll always be new stuff to buy
and I’ll expand my needs somehow.
I’ll expand my needs somehow I swear.
fucking prick.