Friday, April 2, 2010
Red Lobster
Please Sarah, whatever you do, don’t try the crabs.
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Nottadouche. She probably smells like cherry licorice.
Damn, I was hoping to be last.
whoops…
I gotta give a pass. He is just trying to compensate for his premature balding. She is fine grade A hott.
I gotta give a pass. He is just trying to compensate for his premature balding. She is fine grade A hott.
Something funky is going on with Blooger here…
or Blogger…
Blooger is a better name. I think DB1 and his tech team have hit the nighttrain.
So I guess it wasn't my fault for the hated triple post. Drink up boys. The girls are home from college looking for a regretable night.
Tommy keeps telling everyone that working at the nuclear reactor is perfectly safe.
Boss, can you please keep turning up the "blurry" knob on this picture until all that's left to see is Sarah?
What's that, you say? That pictures's not blurry at all? Well then.. I must be drunk.
Carry on!
What the f*ck is a "bX-rrufxm" error? Seriously now, Blooger! Get yourself together!
Sarah wins the Weekly in my book–for "Butterface of the Week."
She ain't ugly or nuthin', but dayum that's one perfect body underneath a reeeeaallly average face.
crabs? she's had krill, prawns, barnacle, crayfish, and yes i would still eat my way through the dumpster of three red lobsters and a long john silvers, just to get a chance to dry rub the chicken served at the table next to hers.
She has small teeth, which leaves more room in her mouth for other things.
Red Lobster smirks in our general direction as we wrangle with the onslaught of error messages.
that is unforgivable.
however, Sarah brings voluptuous sunshine to miserably rainy Vancouver.
tomorrow he'll be more like orange peel
I wish that Red Lobster's daddy would've gotten a similar error message when he stuck his swollen noodle in RL's momma's greasy poon.
404 ERROR: EGGS NOT FOUND
^ don't forget:
405 ERROR: ORGASM NOT FOUND
She does have quite the banging bod there, true. I would crawl naked through a swimming pool of barbed wire and lemon juice for the opportunity to have accusations brought against me of doing inappropriate things with the minor who's finger painting inspired her bikini.
Red Lobster has a few of these living in his shorts.
When I tried to yank my pud to this girl I got a 401 ERROR: ERECTION NOT AUTHORIZED
Stupid Vicodin and gin hangover.
I wish I was a monkey.
Someone mentioned him compensating for his premature balding…..that balding is cause by all the steroids hes used. Even said, I dont see difinative douche proof. Outside of over developed steroid muscles he has no douche hair, douche face, douche bling or douch tats. Nottadouche
HE'S ORANGE!
error 454 big blocks report
motor in the back of her honda not found.
Sam Donaldson?
NOOOO!!!!!
Remember juice heads, steroid and HGH use does NOT protect against sun damage, so please use sun screen/block when lounging by the pool!
Gotta give a not-a-douche pass. There are much worse 'bags to be mocked then this.
But Sarah is boobylicious.
He has an excuse to be shirtless; he's by the pool. Can't rag on that.
I would like to touch her dingly dings. She is superbish.
She looks a little like Large Marge in the face. But I'd do Large Marge too.
She has an excellent boob job. Inplants : Ur doin it rite.
I also give RL a pass. Going bald has gotta suck. And to think I used to shave my head for fun. But, yeah, something tells me that balding wasn't genetic. Ease up on the juice, Tiger. 24 inch biceps don't mean shit when you're bald as a cue ball and hung like a Tic-Tac.