Friday, April 2, 2010

Red Lobster


Please Sarah, whatever you do, don’t try the crabs.

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6:22 pm April, 2 clam fist said...

Nottadouche. She probably smells like cherry licorice.

6:23 pm April, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Damn, I was hoping to be last.

6:29 pm April, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

whoops…

6:29 pm April, 2 El Caganer said...

I gotta give a pass. He is just trying to compensate for his premature balding. She is fine grade A hott.

6:29 pm April, 2 El Caganer said...

I gotta give a pass. He is just trying to compensate for his premature balding. She is fine grade A hott.

6:30 pm April, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Something funky is going on with Blooger here…

6:31 pm April, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

or Blogger…

6:32 pm April, 2 El Caganer said...

Blooger is a better name. I think DB1 and his tech team have hit the nighttrain.

6:35 pm April, 2 clam fist said...

So I guess it wasn't my fault for the hated triple post. Drink up boys. The girls are home from college looking for a regretable night.

6:39 pm April, 2 scrotum pole said...

Tommy keeps telling everyone that working at the nuclear reactor is perfectly safe.

6:51 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Boss, can you please keep turning up the "blurry" knob on this picture until all that's left to see is Sarah?

What's that, you say? That pictures's not blurry at all? Well then.. I must be drunk.

Carry on!

6:52 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

What the f*ck is a "bX-rrufxm" error? Seriously now, Blooger! Get yourself together!

6:58 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

Sarah wins the Weekly in my book–for "Butterface of the Week."

She ain't ugly or nuthin', but dayum that's one perfect body underneath a reeeeaallly average face.

7:04 pm April, 2 euripidouche said...

crabs? she's had krill, prawns, barnacle, crayfish, and yes i would still eat my way through the dumpster of three red lobsters and a long john silvers, just to get a chance to dry rub the chicken served at the table next to hers.

7:08 pm April, 2 clam fist said...

She has small teeth, which leaves more room in her mouth for other things.

7:13 pm April, 2 Steve L. said...

Red Lobster smirks in our general direction as we wrangle with the onslaught of error messages.

that is unforgivable.

7:17 pm April, 2 Steve L. said...

however, Sarah brings voluptuous sunshine to miserably rainy Vancouver.

7:18 pm April, 2 creature said...

tomorrow he'll be more like orange peel

7:19 pm April, 2 Bagnonymous said...

I wish that Red Lobster's daddy would've gotten a similar error message when he stuck his swollen noodle in RL's momma's greasy poon.

404 ERROR: EGGS NOT FOUND

7:24 pm April, 2 Steve L. said...

^ don't forget:

405 ERROR: ORGASM NOT FOUND

7:26 pm April, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She does have quite the banging bod there, true. I would crawl naked through a swimming pool of barbed wire and lemon juice for the opportunity to have accusations brought against me of doing inappropriate things with the minor who's finger painting inspired her bikini.

Red Lobster has a few of these living in his shorts.

7:30 pm April, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

When I tried to yank my pud to this girl I got a 401 ERROR: ERECTION NOT AUTHORIZED

Stupid Vicodin and gin hangover.

7:47 pm April, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I wish I was a monkey.

7:58 pm April, 2 The Weekend bagger said...

Someone mentioned him compensating for his premature balding…..that balding is cause by all the steroids hes used. Even said, I dont see difinative douche proof. Outside of over developed steroid muscles he has no douche hair, douche face, douche bling or douch tats. Nottadouche

8:00 pm April, 2 creature said...

HE'S ORANGE!

8:08 pm April, 2 euripidouche said...

error 454 big blocks report

motor in the back of her honda not found.

8:24 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

Sam Donaldson?

NOOOO!!!!!

8:39 pm April, 2 doucheywallnuts said...

Remember juice heads, steroid and HGH use does NOT protect against sun damage, so please use sun screen/block when lounging by the pool!

8:44 pm April, 2 John Scrotacvich said...

Gotta give a not-a-douche pass. There are much worse 'bags to be mocked then this.

But Sarah is boobylicious.

9:29 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

He has an excuse to be shirtless; he's by the pool. Can't rag on that.

I would like to touch her dingly dings. She is superbish.

9:40 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

She looks a little like Large Marge in the face. But I'd do Large Marge too.

1:31 am April, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

She has an excellent boob job. Inplants : Ur doin it rite.

I also give RL a pass. Going bald has gotta suck. And to think I used to shave my head for fun. But, yeah, something tells me that balding wasn't genetic. Ease up on the juice, Tiger. 24 inch biceps don't mean shit when you're bald as a cue ball and hung like a Tic-Tac.

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