Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Abs of Boe


Looks like the Barely Legal Giggle Hotties of Kappa Kappa Woo have found the Face of Boe’s abs, missing for four billion years.

Yeah, that’s right, fellow ‘bag hunters.

Doctor Who references.

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8:58 pm April, 1 Fatness said...

About the only thing those two are 'barely legal' for is Social Security.

8:59 pm April, 1 clam fist said...

Tonya Harding is looking good.

9:00 pm April, 1 DarkSock said...

How nice of these young ladies to assist the Auschwitz survivor out of the camp.

Too soon? I mean, it's been 20 years since WW2…

9:02 pm April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I don't know much about that oogah-boogah stuff but there is some serious bad juju in conjuring up the Abs of Boe without consulting a medium first

9:08 pm April, 1 El Caganer said...

All I see is a hat that needs pooped in.

9:11 pm April, 1 El Caganer said...

Eighty degrees here in Tennessee, and I see dumbasses wearing these hats with shorts.

9:28 pm April, 1 DarkSock said...

Oh, look: the "Staff" verbiage from the "Place Your Staff Here" sign on the ass of his pants got stuck on his shirt. That's what you get for tucking your shirt, Miguel.

The girl on the right called; she said "AWWW-EEE-AWWWW".

9:46 pm April, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The Tanya Harding look-a-like is point towards the GSR and smirking.

9:55 pm April, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Slowly, ever slowly, the red laser site swept the room for its next victim.

10:03 pm April, 1 Just Sayin' said...

Nottahott.

10:30 pm April, 1 DarkSock said...

Harding Hott is drinking the very last Zima. Ever.

10:42 pm April, 1 scrotum pole said...

Tonya: "I'll distract him while you steal his wallet."

11:53 pm April, 1 Mr. White said...

Please release the Daleks so they can take care of these abominations.

Yeah, I see your face of Boe and raise you Daleks. What of it? Don't make me go Cyber-men on your ass.

12:24 am April, 2 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

2:39 am April, 2 Bob said...

That stomach looks sickly. You're supposed to have *some* body fat, people! The GSR does make for a more easily hit kicking target, for anyone who would care to hoof him in the nards, though.

2:43 am April, 2 doucheywallnuts said...

There is nothing more terror-inspiring than a blond Asian chick. Also, as terrifying would be a red-headed Asian chick…I hope I don't have bad dreams tonight….

3:23 am April, 2 Bag A said...

The Guatemalan dishwasher and two fugly chicks. Nice.

4:22 am April, 2 Lithi said...

I see a douchebag, but no hot chicks. Somewhat comely looking chicks, but no hot. Unless they are set on fire, that is.

4:43 am April, 2 Wheezer said...

Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin put on happy faces while continuing to pay off that last Russian Olympics judge.

5:07 am April, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Well, of course he looks like that, he's got a Sonic Screwdriver firmly lodged in his rectum. Yeah, I effin went there, too.

Jeebus, he looks like he's dying of scurvy or something. Get that man a water with a twist of lime, stat!!!

6:30 am April, 2 G said...

A pair of Nottahotts…and a side of scrote…

7:53 am April, 2 Baron Von Goolo said...

That's a big head. He looks like he's wearing a helmet that looks like his head over his real head.

Assa baig edd.

10:24 am April, 2 Steve L. said...

yep. the Daleks are what this thread needs. lots of them.

1:03 pm April, 2 Tony Ventresca said...

What? No one has made a joke about the "STAFF" tag he's wearing? Staff of what? I'm assuming a gay strip club, judging by his overall appearance and clear membership in the 'cult of the body'.

1:35 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

Dysentery Gary always had fab abs after a marathon bout of driving the porcelain bus to GravyTown.

1:37 pm April, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Awesome eye, DB1. You nailed the Face of Boe reference harder than Tiger Woods teeing off on an out of work pornstar.

4:56 pm April, 2 creature said...

that dykie broad sure has redeveloped her gunt

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