Friday, April 30, 2010

The Diddler

Preparing to take on Flex Luthor for world domination, The Diddler practices his pickup game at the local Sheboygan summer concert, “Failapalooza.”

Featuring an amazing lineup including, the return of the Dokken tribute band, Rokken Dokken.

Rokken Dokken features the actual members of Dokken. But they found calling themselves a tribute band brought higher booking rates. Because promoters think the irony factor works.

# posted by douchebag1
11:24 am April, 30 Wheezer said...

Maybe it’s Bonnadouche? And why does Duckface Bleeth have to have nice boobies?

11:27 am April, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Who the hell drinks Côtes du Rhônes at a goddamn concert?!

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Greasy mullet guy with white-rimmed glasses is creeping me out.

11:30 am April, 30 Anonymous said...

@Wheezer

The Bleeth and nice boobies are usually, unfortunately, a symbiotic relationship.

11:34 am April, 30 tall guy said...

Agreed on greasy mullet’s creepy factor. Bit of side boob has made my night, or early morning as it’s 04:38 here in lovely Australia.

11:35 am April, 30 Mr. White said...

Cynthia, center, flipped the camera the bird while simultaneously delivering a devastating VAG BLAM to Roxanne with her the stump of her partially amputated leg.

11:38 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Give thanks for free internet porn that gives us anal, facials and Sell Your Sex Tape.com so that gals like this know how to dress to tintilate and think nothing of being poked and squirted by ccocckks

11:53 am April, 30 bigphatnotadouche said...

The taint in the background is unbelieveable. Is everyone looking at a solar eclipse or is it a convention of douche glasses?

I think they are looking at DB1’s latest ASS PEAR.

12:03 pm April, 30 Wheezer said...

@Anon, 11:30 a.m. –

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Yeah, I know. And I sigh. Audibly.

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Well, at least we’ll have ass pear soon enough. That’s a plus.

12:12 pm April, 30 Claude Douchenburg said...

All four of them are wearing the same lip gloss, eyeliner too I bet but can’t tell for sure with the sun glasses. Is Dokken really there are is it a video? I wonder cuz the guy in back has a pair of 3D goggles on. Though there is nothing wrong with that.

12:24 pm April, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Chick on the left needs to keep her butt clenched a little tighter. I mean, just look at all those empty condom wrappers that have fallen out all over the ground! Damn litterbug.

12:30 pm April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Diddler and the other members of The Aristocrats patiently wait their turn to take the stage after Buffalo Bill’s Dog and Donkey show.

12:32 pm April, 30 anon said...

Little Kimberly still wants to be a big girl.

Apparently Anthony Peedis from Green Glasses is still around the douchebag concert circuit.

12:33 pm April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Where were these slutty chikas when I was 21? Has some sort of super slut race been producing better sluts since then? I want answers!

12:35 pm April, 30 creature said...

I see orange people

12:37 pm April, 30 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Nasty skank on the left still has some douche splooge resin on her face.

12:42 pm April, 30 Justin said...

That is definitely Anthony Peedis!

12:44 pm April, 30 Albert Eindouche said...

I…Can’t…Look…Away…

12:46 pm April, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I just want a closer look at the implied ass pear in blue shorts back there.

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God. That fucker with the white glasses is still creeping me the fuck out. What did he use to slick his hair back? Bearing grease?

12:49 pm April, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m really searching too hard for ass pear here. Hurry the hell up!

1:20 pm April, 30 Baron Von Goolo said...

This is a production still from the Weehawken Community Theater production of “Diddler On The Roofies.”

2:55 pm April, 30 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Said my niggaz don’t dance we just pull up our pants

And do the rockaway, now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back

Duclface does not have great boobies- big does not equal great. Upon unstapping those large melons they will flop to her gut exposing her misshappened nipples and stretch marks. Please quality over quantity

3:10 pm April, 30 Baleen said...

There’s Bleeth in them thar hills!

3:37 pm April, 30 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

I call Sibling-Bags. That, or they’re all patients of the same plastic surgeon.

3:48 pm April, 30 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

Your stereotypical douchely schmoozer

Can only be found at Failapalooza

Meet Rokken Dokken’s biggest fan, The Diddler

Me, I’d rather listen to The Best of Bette Midler

5:43 pm April, 30 Anonymous said...

What a great example of a gaggle of douches!

9:36 pm April, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

I agree with Vin Douchal: they sure do tintillate, my ears are ringing with the tintinnabulation of all that scintillating, tintillating ding-dong.

And titillating boobies. Loads of porch-Bleeth to go with his porch beef. With the USDA stamp of approval on his shirt.

9:41 pm April, 30 Fatness said...

Shit. There is more bleeth here than ‘bag. Those three look like the cover of STD Today.

10:13 pm April, 30 lupus john wilcox said...

the great wall of douche

after seeing “heavy metal parking lot”, any other similar crowd makes me think drugs are involved. lots of drugs. the chalky white kind.

5:06 am May, 1 doucheywallnuts said...

I think the Mandanna can lead to a brain hemorrhage, ask Bret Michaels.

12:16 pm May, 1 Chad Kroeger said...

I am at a loss for words. And by words I mean I would fucck them all with double condoms and ball protection with a shaved pubic area and then wash with bleach. They are so slutty they may have to be in the weekly. The dude is just Bonzai douche.

Oral of any type with these chicks would not happen if I was single and using Dark Sock’s cocck. For anal it would depend how drunk I was and if I was wearing extra dureables.

2:12 pm May, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ DBHD 11:33

Indeed, good doctor, indeed. 80’s slutty chicks were pretty damn slutty from my recollections. And then it sort of died away in the 90s when all the girls got faux-sulky and started wearing flares and black turtlenecks and listening to Garbage. I mean Garbage the band, not, well, really, 85% of the music in the 90s was garbage, IMHO. But I digress. Then, the turn of the Millenium…something in the Y2K problem did indeed spawn a new race of Super Sluts. I believe it is also compounded by the fact that this generation of 16-25 y.o.s have been fed a steady diet of the most extreme amounts of preservatives, hormones, antibiotics and additives in the history of the Western World. All these chemicals addled their developing brains and warped them into mindless cum-seekers, whose cave-woman instincts are to preen and grunt and bare their bits in order to accumulate the most semen possible. Not for procreation purposes, of course, but for bragging rights. And, as Vin Douchal so eloquently noted at 11:38, selling tapes of yourself in the middle of a frat-kegger-bukakke bash is actually a career move now, as once was nursing school or waiting tables. Those were the days.

2:26 pm May, 1 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Painful! Vomitous! Oh how he should be hit with blunt objects like saguaro cacti, fire hydrants, and dumptrucks!! Severe Hott level serves to magnify this sentient gob of lungbutter’s ratings to Douche Quasar. His Scrote Radiation can cause ‘Bag Stigmata such as tattoos & bling to mysteriously appear on telephone poles & other objects. To say nothing of causing all nearby flowers to reek of Axe. May cause otherwise Nottableeth’s to uncontrollably do that weird cunnilingus-between-your-own-fingers thing with their tongue while being photographed. Truly a pox on humanity. I wretch. Carry on.

9:32 am May, 2 Steve L. said...

Failapalooza FTW. er i mean, FTF.

7:48 pm May, 2 Stephanie said...

I like the obscure reference to Sheboygan,Wisconsin. Where, I know not much really happens. Cause I’ve been there. Wait, I think I saw this asslint at a Flo & Eddie concert.

9:58 am May, 3 Deltus said...

Rokken Dokken. That shit was funny!

9:19 pm May, 6 Anonymous said...

fat shirtless guy in the background win

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